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if god is real and really made all the animals, after a while he definitely got lazy. like "fuck it, just make it a rope with eyes that bites shit idk"
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umbralwaffle
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sillylittlemonkey
23 and 29 need to be closer together like so: #29 #23
AirWrecka93
I have the same steering wheel cover as the one in that one picture (I'm too lazy to count them & assign it a number)
AurealHeart
parabolic000
I have a skink. He's missing toes and has a fucked up eye. He's awesome though.
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
Nice try but no.
Schism5
Moar sneks with arms!!
AgainstMethod
Danger noodle hanging out with regular noodle.
Stanistani
This post has snaked its way into my heart. +1
Austria
*guitar riff* NO STEP ON SNEK
SimonGodOfHairdos
The Gadsden flag always reminds me of that song too.
JaromirAzarov
mmyessss
Fancy snakes hiss mmyessss
AimForTheLittleToe
The judgemental shoelace
vitaminRmademefat
Sketti snek
HarrisonLichtenberg
I aint scare of no things
QueasyQueer
How many danger noodles!!!!!
inchoatentropy
As a pet snake momma this post makes me happy.
Hubbing
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pianomikey
#3 is a gaboon viper. For reference: http://snake-facts.weebly.com/uploads/6/5/5/3/6553869/8582704.jpg
FIERYSHITS
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cholahead
This makes snakes seem so much less scary
Bumblebeetuna11
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1848266/i-m-a-snake-o.gif
theflyisahorse
https://youtu.be/iq3-MisQk-M
tentons01
YourWaifuIsTrash
"heck"
LivingDecomposition
"I'm a sneeeeeek"
ModerateSaiyan
violentLuciano
Dog licking snake one seems a little dangerous ......
Kajitheninja
if it was real the dog wouldnt have gotten that close without being bitten a few times
rottenrob
Heck.
sunnydelinquent
If I didn't know i was a sculpture is say someone had a pretty dangerous pet. Those things are vicious.
izinigrad
Gaboon vipers...very gorgeous but I wouldn't call one fat.
adventuretoin
Instead of a noodle, did anyone else see a tapeworm?
MakingplansforNigel
Goddammit quit trying to make me like snakes! They are not cute!
Pikkupanda
Concur. They are terrifying not cute staahhhhp.
kesava
They are very cute. Don't lie to yourself
Jerseyknit
Do snakes show affection? Like do they cuddle?
ThisNosoi
Snakes don't have the sort of thought processes for things like "love". They can be comfortable, happy, and cuddly though.
SupermassiveZebra
Yes. You are warm, they like warm.
MadBa5tard
Boa Constrictor's do
KimberlyLapp
Had a gopher/bull snake that was very cuddly, also rubber boas (real) are cuddlers
Revicus
It's not affection per se, but since hognose snakes are burrowers, they tend to nuzzle people and things. They are a very mellow type too.
kesava
my boy is super cute. freaks out my friends when he tries to burrow into my palm. dog noodle. heck
JimWest
brb getting snek
MajorGameage
Isn't the first one a hog nose? They are mildly venomous right? I would listen to its no boop rule
magisch
Technically, yes. But not venomous enough to even cause us inconvenience and also they don't have fangs at the front, so yeah.
stickemwiththepointyend
Harmless to humans though. Also they are rear fanged so it's quite hard for them to bite even our pinky finger:D
Revicus
On top of what others have said, they also tend to be very easygoing anyway. Still best not to provoke them for no reason though.
stickemwiththepointyend
Well no bc it's rude. And because they "play dead" and release a dead animal stench which is NASTY
Revicus
I knew they played dead, but somehow missed that they do the stink thing. Interesting!
stickemwiththepointyend
Yep, it's quite vile and discourages predators from bothering them when they're "pretending". TMYK
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
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CloudShadex
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2memes
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filthymansock
But shit, it was 99 cents
GiantMechanic
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vidiv
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KaboobieTheFlyingCamel
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GiantButtHead
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sebe20
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Modelik
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LonelyDriver
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sendmepicturesofyourbass
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FloColors
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EpicWinner43
heck
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
I like you, going for being different.
Xilef2468
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Weirdphoenix
You know humans once trusted talking snakes....ONCE
OopAakChee
#NotAllSnakes I mean uh #NotAllSneks
Tirefire45
THIS will be hard to discuss in 140 characters
PitchforkSalesperson
For some reason, my mind went immediately to Harry Potter
LoneWanderer101
Snek not associate with Basilisk. He is Snek's weird cousin
thepatioheater
I think it's been long enough now. I'm ready to trust them again.
edissick
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YourgoodoldfriendLuci
Relevancy?
ladyboner1039
I see what you did there.
LoneWanderer101
Heck. Snek doing a leave now
Lyrian
And we got free will out of the deal! Hopefully the next one gives us magic.
pbaden
Careful with your orantium
ashmenon
As a Hindu, are you guys still at step 1? Casuals.
LoneWanderer101
Snek had one job. "Snek, protect tree" God say to Snek. Eve disarm Snek with boobies. Snek is weak...
pbaden
Nice username
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Gives YOU magic. I'm good ^_^
MrRectangle
yeah but now i gotta wear pants in public :'(
LoneWanderer101
Snek not sorry for that one
Felderburg
I thought it was knowledge?
SaintMaceToTheFace
We also got cancer
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Gotta take the good with the bad
zeusdemigod131
I thought that was Pandora's fault?
ClosetLink
I'm pretty sure we had free will in the first place, hence the problem.
HD226868
Free will is impossible in a universe with anything omniscient.
MargeauxPotter
This is my problem with Christianity. Why did sin exist before Satan fell from grace?
ClosetLink
As I understand it, it didn't exist in the sense that it hadn't yet entered into and affected the world. Free will made it inevitable.
MargeauxPotter
So God did create sin, and then forbade it, and then his archangel felt it (pride) and then everything was fucked up from there? Eesh.
Armored0Titan0
Because the Judaeo-Christian God is a raging hypocritical asshole.
DoctorCatDog
OT God? Good lord yes. No pun intended.
Radix865