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Aug 26, 2020 6:10 PM
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Blze001
Wikipedia be like "why are hundreds of people suddenly looking up this train?"
UncleScarwasright
Sheldon was not alone!
SacrificialClam
Why are my panties on the ground?
damonalfero
Sheldon?
figgylizardman
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damonalfero
Sheldon Cooper the character from big bang theory, who knew tons of train facts. Other people in comments had same thought.
Kronzor
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
Scrolled to see this. Take your upvote homie
salindo
Extremely underrated post!
Kronzor
Just too late eh. Gotta get it in user sub if you wanna be at the top.
lRogueShadow
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Well, his ass and gross negligence. I guess that's not ONLY his ass
Banana4Scale86
I LOVE TWAINS!
TheFatherMind
Now I bet you all believe this actually happened, because the post says that it was fact-checked.
jonklein611
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
"I never make up train facts." That guy fucks.
Bokkanb
Choo choo motherfucker
Pecka98
I wanted to post a Russ Hanneman GIF, but there doesn't appear to be one. https://youtu.be/_uMEE7eaaUA
MikeAzuka
Win1forthegifer
Here you go friend:
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vanelanjenkins
Trains?
DanimalRC
Are you not into trains?
demodulated
Fact.
TatanyaTanatia
I dunno... I feel like there are dirtier train facts out there...
Iamthebearjew
Jeez...save some pussy for the rest of us!!
TheRicM
XomeREO
Bearded clam.
wamphyri13r
I wonder if this guy used to work at UPS before he got hit on the head.
rowingrowingrowing
I think I lived with this man once. Don't. Do. It.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
JanglesPrime
Jumbo the largest elephant to ever live was struck by a train and derailed it. He died because he had nothing left to accomplish.
ThatDudeRich
z2angelic
morninglightmountain
My sister once pulled a train of 14 guys. THAT'S a train fact.
copingcabana
Speaking of running trains....
reverendbonobo
Hungarian murderer Szilveszter Matuska blew up train tracks, derailing the trains, killing and injuring hundreds, for sexual gratification.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
No kink shaming - symphorophilia is a thing !
WhoDoYouThinkYouAreKid
You could say hes... trained well
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I would have gone with he didn’t give a toot but yours is good too
jbravo775
mindolluin
Get out +1
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
Something Something She loves trains.... That's what I'm hearing at least...
Onerrorresumenext
Later that night...
Farfromitdude
*saved for future use*
Vergenbuurg
https://youtu.be/7LKC10CYj3c
CoffinFullOfPudding
Where's the blood?
RXJ235231
Gif ends too soon. It's supposed to show up a second or two later
Josiahkf
it wasnt her first train fact.
RonnieKielbasa
PoopSammich
I want more train facts now
Xenarion
Yeah, it's very entertraining
AmbroseGudmaker
The Mallard, the fastest steam train so last cool train, only managed 126mph once.
astrangehop
Did it crash right after? I must know!
ExtremelyHappyGuy
Trains have wheels and some don't have wheels.
cellocalypse
The blinking red light at the end is sometimes referred to as a FRED - Fuckin Rear End Device
GrnTigr
Look up the "Crazy Eights" incident. CSX 8888, 47 car runaway, moving at 50mph avg for about two hours.
Krustation137
The dirtiest train fact that I know is that once a train pulled in to the station and the guard told us someone had shit on a seat.
TankTrain
I've lost count of how many times I've had to lock off a car because someone blasted a dookie in it.
Selekta
My mate worked in BR customer services, one lady complained the auto doors on the wc opened while she was taking a dump and wouldn’t close
figgylizardman
Ok. Come back tomorrow for another train fact!
elbowdeepinadictator
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HolyShitDudeCalmDown
Train facts. Train facts. Train facts.
sciencebasedlifeform
Press 2 to unsubscribe from Train Facts
Arracor
What button do I press to subscribe harder?
Schoonbot
Don't make a girl promises you can't keep
figgylizardman
I'll post one every day for the next month. You have my word.
ChokingApples
Snap!
xVVitch
Better not be lion
immoral0
I demand to be keyed into this, just to keep you honest!
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Tactical dot insertion point: __.__
getguds
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TheLifeIsYours
You don't know what you've just done.
HolyShitDudeCalmDown
This is exciting.
swellguy18
I mean, I bet you won't if you don't keep getting attention for it.
figgylizardman
Fiesty. I like it. Naw I'll do it no matter what.