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CaptainHightower
#4 This was me yesterday.
ProfOakenshield
#4 Well, sugar stretches the stomach so "dessert stomach" is kinda a real thing
achloryn
#3 that third image in this one. That dude knows exactly what he was doin
slyvic
#1 if you work for me I'll let you drink as long as you don't get wasted.
PoopyProblem5
My god i would pay $200 to see a laptop again. This pandemic sucks dirty chimp ass
leroythesuede
“It’s never a mannequin” —Karen and Georgia, SSDGM folks
littlepiggy1
It's official: NASA's cameras are so advanced, they can capture the exact moment you realize you forgot to wear pants to work.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
that mannequin one, which episode of umbrella academy was that?
DaveSamsonite
1.
Iatesomecoffeecups
#14 3 pixela
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Why change the nuke the lizards comic AND remove signature?
Devolv3
Paradoxioates - cooked today, eaten yesterday, pooped tomorrow.
Frostbreaker1
#24 wow I never thought about that and I must have watched the whole series like 10 times
adaquo
i need answers!
StapMeVittles
This was great dump - the urinal one made me snort out loud (as near as I get to a LOL)
Thirds
Can we talk about #1. isn't the whole point that if you are sick. Stay. The. Fuck. Home? I know in the states that ben suck - but S.T.F.H.
IAMTH3HYPE
But seriously, if you use paper towels to wipe your butt, don't flush them
Gladbacher1976
#3 might be not the answer she was looking for, but at least he was honest!
StudlyMadHatter
You can see his smile in the last frame, he knew what he was doing!
TanithRosenbaum
#9 Eat some oats, then put the feces you excreted next day in a bag. You not have 'Past Oats', which are sooner than Instant Oats.
Metalhead47
Well in all fairness on that last one, NASA uses REALLY expansive cameras...
imgurschmimgur
How big are we talking here?
screwdriverone
In fairness, all they have to say is "enhance"
wolf387465
that is true, but it does not result in point you probably think it does. nasa can't just use any off-the-shelf technology - they (1/5)
wolf387465
pick something and then it takes long time to test (and possibly adapt) that it complies with all their requirements. the result (2/5)
wolf387465
being, that at the moment of launch, it is already desperately outdated and some 10$ camera bought from ebay at that time will (in (3/3)
wolf387465
common parametres) greatly exceeds the 10k one they are sending to mars. after the launch it takes almost a year of travel to get (4/5)
wolf387465
to the destination. so nasa is always using hardware that is a museum exponate. (5/5)
Twiddist
Rather, the bank's money is insured so they dgaf if the guy gets caught cause they get their money anyway.
TheCat5001
There's 24/7 security footage from many cams, stored for weeks, which runs into many terabytes at even moderate quality.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
The biggest cameras
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Plus bank cameras have to store a SHIT LOAD of data to run 24/7 so the quality is a near minimum
Scarecrow85
True, but CCTV camera's can use a bloody upgrade. Especially if it concerns security. Even a potato has better quality pictures.
FlameBeard86
And they cost a lot of money too.
postalval
most of which were designed 20 years ago, because they have to be rated and approved for use in space new stuff hasn't been yet
WebNinja2
Whereas the banks use REALLY expensive bankers
Selkj
I used to be a banker and we do not make enough, brokers and private bankers do.
tctallon
It's crazy how little bank employees make when they handle so much money
nikkinikorasu
As a banker... Most of us aren't that expensive.
HighSorcerer
Many are expansive, though.
ColClone54
And re-record over stuff after a set time period. Or at least used to.
corkstopper
I bet they cost a lot too
saganworshipper
God's work.
Richter12x2
Can you expand on that?
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
#1 why... Why are you going to work sick
Dzingara
Most Americans don’t get sick leave within the first year of employment. It takes a year to “earn” sick time, and then it’s only a few days
hellomynameisnotimportanthallowedbethyname
And if you’re lucky. Most employers simply don’t give sick days.
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
Because if you don't you get fired
VanillaJester
America.
keyonne
Because you get 3 sucks days in American if you’re lucky and get fired if you take more than that. Part of why our corona issue is so crazy.
idklolwut12
You have to unless you want your boss asking you if youre really committed to your job
Dragonfury5
Cus in retail I get sick constantly and don't have enough sick days to cover it, so I come in. That or be fired
gritzy328
'Murica
camobranson
And it's not even government influenced from what i understand. It's shitty point systems implemented by companies to fire you for 1/
ElbowdeepinElmo
Well...they don't encourage companies to fire you for being sick but they allow it to happen legally. Especially if there's personal gain to
ElbowdeepinElmo
be made, there's some need for official regulation.
camobranson
Getting sick or being sick too long. 2/2
TuggSpeedmann
My work gives people sick days, yet people use the sick days as vacation days instead and show up to work sick...
toast667
Why be sick for free when i can get paid to pretend to be a functioning human? I'm joking, I've never had sick pay.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
#22 is so incredibly boomer. Notice how even in the picture they used specifically to make the [1/2]
Ninjainslippers
I play guitar, DJ, and have tried some production. All require about equal amounts of skill to produce a good result.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Exactly! I'm an animator and I feel similarly about people who whine about 2D animation vs 3D animation.
Ninjainslippers
It's almost like you have to spend a lot of time on any creative skill in order to be better than other people at it...
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Nah, that can't be it. Clearly it's that new things are always worse than old things, for no reason. /s
Ninjainslippers
I can't be too judgmental. I have some grumpy old man tendencies about some of the stuff "the kids" (<25) are doing.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
[2/2] "modern artists are unskilled & just use computers" point, the artist is still using more than just a computer?
Justtoberight
Exactly. I understand the discussion about expensive tickets, but let people enjoy whatever music they like
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wellthisjustgotinteresting
You're allowed to prefer whatever you want. But the meme is insinuating that non-electronic music is, like, Better Than electronic music.
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justarocknroller
#22 I'm pretty sure that photo is from Woodstock, which was in 1969, and the tickets cost $24 at the gate, which is about $170 today
BishlamekGurpgork
Missing the yellow lighting towers. I'd say you can't see the treeline, but I'm not certain it was visible from the stage.
fessusIntellectiva
Most people didn’t pay to get into Woodstock, they ended up breaking down the fences and gates.
maylovesmetal
That's Led Zeppelin, who were not at Woodstock.
fluffy4000
back in the day, bands toured to promote album sales. today, bands don't make much money from streaming so they have to make it up touring
ElbowdeepinElmo
Besides that, live bands are still a thing and you can see shows for less than a hundred bucks
PoopyProblem5
Yes a show. To see a festival is much more
somnif
That's from Led Zeppelin's June 2nd 1973 show at Kezar Stadium in San Francisco. Alas, however, the tickets were 6$ for that show.
AntaNce
I saw them at LA Forum, same shirt, maybe same tour? Anyway, $5.75 tix.
JustinSaneFire
I remember trying to get tickets to see them in 08 and tickets sold out instantly at around 1-2 grand a piece.
FranklinComesAlive
I'm pretty sure that's Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin, who were definitely not at Woodstock.
somnif
Looks to be from Led Zeppelin's 1973 tour, which did have several dates with 5$ ticket prices. Huzzah.
somnif
Ok, actually tracked it down, it's from their June 2nd, 1973 show at Kezar Stadium, San Francisco. Which had 6$ tickets, oh noes!
DrMaggot
Which is still 40 something of today's bucks. Still cheap but it's misleading to say it was only 6$ as if it was like today.
somnif
This is true. I was paying 20-30$ a ticket for a decently known band at a mid size venue in 2004, 40$ for a stadium show seems a deal.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
FireProblems
RIKODEINE. The whole bottle will u mad runs, but a nice warm happy feeling. OTC too.
TacoDaddy6969
Oh hell naw, cough syrup tripping is the absolute WORST
ElChupaNuggra
Big N, small y, BIG FUCKING Q!! I'm high as a kite and teeth are green MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!
NowhereMan313
One purple sizzurp, por favor.
Animorphs
To make it next level, “borrow” all the keyboard cleaners too. Huff away.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
Which are basically pepper spray these days in the U.S. I don't even like spraying them on my computer because of all that crap
Animorphs
It is a little spicy on the brain no argument there.
LateralMoves
It's called Baptist Bourbon
Radix865
But my "cough suryp" is 32% salted liquorice liqueur.
enybi
As someone not in the US, sadly our cough syrup is nowhere near as fun as yours, so alcohol has to suffice.
MagpieNI
What's US cough syrup like?
enybi
Apparently more psychotropically active than that of most other western nations.
thatsaboldstratagycotton
You can order US stuff on Amazon
enybi
A fair few are actually illegal to import into the UK (without a licence or a prescription) due to their ingredients.
Brettnetuk
Now I want to make an old fashioned with cough syrup instead of sugar syrup. Cold fashioned anyone?
somnif
Remember, fire will make it better!
LucaScorpion
I kind of want to try this now but also not
Brettnetuk
I know right? It’s definitely not something you should want but it sounds too much like it’d work.
IdiotPatrol
varkrath
the good ol' flamin' moe
Caveman3A
While that was pretty neat, I'd prefer to serve that with a nice cube
kikiohearts
...... so lean? What you want is already a thing and is called lean lol.
Brettnetuk
TIL! Never heard of that. Doesn’t sound quite the same as bourbon, bitters and cough syrup but either way it’s all trash drinking.
ThisIsAFruitlessEndeavor
Lean is prescription cough syrup with soda and sometimes candy. So you're right, it's not quite the same lol
kikiohearts
Places I went mixed it with whiskey or vodka (patron) and koolaid. I just stuck with the weed tho lol.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
Yeah, syzurup is usually about the codeine in the cough syrup whereas we are mostly talking about dextromethorphan (DXM) trippin