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This might be by @QKP_BACKUP on X. That’s the first instance I could find of this but I’m not going on X to find out.
If you have a source for original artist let me know
verybamboo
#1 Eating breakfast? Gay. Attracted to buff women? Gay. Wiping your butt after pooping? Gay. Putting on sunscreen? Gay. Basically living life in any positive manner? Gay.
CelestialSea
#20 Worker Exploitation, Bribery, Subverting Democracy, Cover Ups, Tax Avoidance, and Business Accounting for Idiots, are a few of the course titles I imagine.
ItsMoreComplicatedThanThis
#33 one of these two is being serious and may be ready to try the first steps into polyamory. The other is just playing pretend. Or he's not quite there yet.
Be that at is may, the two dudes are projecting A LOT of insecurity there. Stop being so judgemental, ya dickheads.
Cid2
#48 except The Martian starts with the whole crew on Mars
3Davideo
#48 Thor / The Avengers, keep Tom Hiddleston. He still manages to be surprised when he finds out he's adopted.
TheMalcontent
#12 so the royal family is the Addams family?
januarylover
Tom & Jerry?
Clayman8
#3 bonus option if turned [on], sometimes at new game, YOU are the killer and its up to the game to find you.
euphoricopportunity
#38 also coexists with "if we tax billionaires, they'll stop working as hard and it will destroy the economy".
keyblader1985
There are so many movies that could benefit from being Muppetized.
NeoNeanderthal
#2 Somehow less toxic than the original line.
AlmightyElephant
#8 find out who's responsible and follow the doctrine of the Patron Saint Luigi
Gelaticat
#44 this is actually a plot point in the Magicians, where a character kicked out of magic pedagogy school ends up learning weird crazy ass (and irresponsibly dangerous) magic methodologies she never would have been exposed to IN the school.
TheWhiteBarry
#31 this is the kind of shit that erodes credibility. Stop forcing this shit onto preschoolers. They literally have no concept of what you're trying to enforce on them ffs... This is ammo for the far right how do you not see this???
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Stop forcing what? My kid is non-binary and they were telling me they weren't a girl as soon as they learned the words. Before that, they were fighting me when I would put dressed on them. I didn't encourage any of it, definitely didn't force it. I thought they just didn't like dresses and wanted to be like their big brother. When their brother came home from school saying he'd learned about asexual animals like worms that aren't male or female, my second kid said "that's what I am!". They /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
were 4 or 5 at the time. It was hard for me and my spouse to come to terms with, we didn't want that for our kid since it leads to a much more difficult life. None of it came from us. We just followed their lead. I was surprised myself that it was even possible so young, before they could speak. But that's how it was for my kid at least. /2
ki4clz
sorry but most of those were just screenshots of clever texts- therefore not memes
SkalorLune
#3 https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255110/Grave_Seasons/
FaerieWalnut
Fuckin yoink
KiwiGameDev
#38 well duh they genuinely think they’re a different class of people, like they have superior genes that allows them to reach far beyond what us peons can achieve
Richter12x2
#3 Add a Fallout twist. Make it multiplayer, and randomly pick one to be the killer. Randomly choose no one. Randomly choose EVERYONE.
JJohnston94
#34 I don't get it. Is it supposed to just be a regular shot of a regular city, as in, this is just the way things are right now?
PhailRaptor
Yes. Trump is a convicted rapist who has been caught on a hot mic saying some disgusting things about his daughter. The Speaker of the House has designated his son as his porn accountability partner. You throw a stick in the air around a group of R's, it's going to bounce off 3+ individuals involved in sexually questionable situations.
funkygasquatch
Congratulations on successfully identifying the joke.
zwomally
#30 doctor, who, in the 60s:
My dumb ass, what did this doctor do in the 60s
BlueDsc
#1
whereismymind86
So me wanting to be in a girls body is straight right? Trans girls are less gay than heterosexual cis dudes! Suck it Andrew Tate
somethingsomethingwittyhere
#1 Does consuming morning wood count as breakfast?
whereismymind86
Lot of protein in that sauce, so sure
Ghnhx
#33 How do we begin to covet? We begin by coveting what we see every day.
Harmonylovesmusic
#1 Breakfast isn’t gay. Brunch is.
RuricOrhlandis
#22 Some of us can
Snooj
#8 And the longer you live the worse it gets. "Eggs are a natural source of protein!" "Oh wait, no, eggs are high in cholesterol." "You should have eggs every day for their health benefits!" "Except too many eggs will kill you." MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
Wasnbo
"Is milk good or bad? *pause for uncertain silence* I rest my case!" - Lewis Black, 2004, "Black on Broadway."
Snooj
Exactly the shit we grew up with. "Got milk?" "Why, should I?"
thehatter10x6
#20 they destroy the economy, network with other mediocre shifts destroying the economy, and ask the US government for bailouts when their poor decisions backfire
MKESewerRat
Pretty much. My dad got a bachelors in engineering and a master's in business, and he told me the master's was just a ticket to a money club and that the classes were nothing but basic statistics and "surround yourself with smart people" woowoo.
byronwilliams4010
#27 I have serial dreams about a huge extended family of wealthy, crass, aggressive rednecks who bought the land surrounding our family farm and hate us - and me especially - because we wouldn't sell our land to them. These dreams have been occurring 1-2 nights every couple of weeks for five years, now, and every one is a new episode of the ongoing story.
snarkybitch
I have dreams where i go oh its been awhile since I've been here, and i get updates from people in the dream. Sofa king weird
cakeslam101
Same! Scary redneck neighbors in the woods, gotta let my dogs out but if they get a spot on me they'll shoot me (they never hurt the dogs but I dont fuckin trust em) and I gotta keep checking all the locks or they'll break in, someone keeps unlocking the damn doors! Not sure if ongoing plot or just repeating dream lol
byronwilliams4010
In my dreams they like to drive up our driveway in the middle of the night and cut across our property to theirs with their loud trucks. I'm really surprised how similar your night visions sound to mine.
DreadZeppelin
Is anything in the dream able to be linked to experiences/events during your waking hours?
byronwilliams4010
Not really. I moved off the farm more than 20 years ago.
bobbobbybobbington
#14 i chose red because it was simple, but now i prefer blue and i think i have for a long time xDD
DreadZeppelin
I always just said red because for some reason some people kind of look at you weird if you choose a different colour as a ginger
bobbobbybobbington
ooft, like when people expect twins to like the same thing 🤣
what's your favourite colour if you were bald and clean shaven? :3
DreadZeppelin
Tbf I think I also said it because it was easy, meaning I've never thought that much about it.... Now that I am thinking about it I realize I probably chose it because it was too hard to choose lol
bobbobbybobbington
yeah, i think that is the same vibe as me then, i like all the colours, they are best enjoyed as a medley :D