Pocket sand from my phone.

Jul 19, 2026 1:38 AM

Seen in the wilds of Seattle.

Also the wilds of Seattle.

An excerpt from a novel I'm working on. I fear I may be too late.

#3 Hit It

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#1 Just imagine the poor fuck that does cpr on trump and is blamed for saving him!

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#1 As someone at high risk of an aortic rupture I've been told by my cardiologist that even if they had me on the surgery table they couldn't save me, and likely not even if I was already cut open. It's a "dead before you hit the floor" type thing. It's what got John Ritter.

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#10 im sharing this with my colleagues on Monday. It's so funny but so god damn believable.

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#6 as someone in seattle I was like 'hey, I think ive seen this flyer..'

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