Only 464 days left until Star Wars VIII.

MRW I realize that Trash Talk Thursday is starting this week

GTA V: Bikers - 2 days.

Mafia 3 - 5 days.

CitizenCon - 7 days.

Gears of Wars 4 - 9 days.

Battlefield 1 - 18 days.

Civilization VI - 18 days.

RWBY Vol. 4 - 20 days.

Dark Souls 3 DLC - 21 days.

Walking Dead, Season 7 - 21 days.

Titanfall 2 - 25 days.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition - 25 days.

Halloween - 29 days. @Lassannn will be dressed as Flynn Rider. 29 more days of cardio....fuck...

BlizzCon - 33 days.

Doctor Strange - 33 days.

Election Day (God save us all) - 37 days.

Arrival - 40 days.

Dishonored 2 - 41 days.

Watch Dogs 2 - 45 days.

Planet Coaster - 45 days.

Pokémon Sun and Moon - 49 days.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - 49 days.

Moana - 54 days (the Rock sings).

Final Fantasy XV - 57 days.

Vikings, Season 4 - 60 days.

The Expanse: Babylon's Ashes - 65 days.

The Last Guardian - 65 days.

Star Wars: Rogue One - 74 days. Mufasa will return as the voice of Darth Vader.

Assassin's Creed - 80 days.

Jesus's birthday - 83 days.

Another celebrity dies - Less than 89 days.

December 31, 2016 - 89 days.

Mass Effect: Andromeda - c. 92 days.

Kingdom Hearts 2.8, Final Chapter Prologue - 114 days.

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard - 114 days.

Persona 5 - 136 days.

The Dark Tower - 138 days.

John Wick: Chapter 2 - 140 days.

Halo Wars 2 - 147 days.Horizon: Zero Dawn - 148 days.

Zelda: Breath of the Wild - c. 152 days.

Wolverine 3 - 154 days.

Opening Day of Major League Baseball - 182 days.

Ghost in the Shell - 184 days.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - 215 days.

Game of Thrones Season 7 - c. 242 days.

Wonder Woman - 243 days.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle - 257 days.

Spider-Man: Homecoming - 277 days.

The Justice League Part One - 408 days.

Star Wars VIII - 438 days.

How to Train Your Dragon 3 - 593 days.

Toy Story 4 - 621 days.

Alita: Battle Angel - 757 days.

Frozen 2 - 779 days.

The Incredibles 2 - 995 days.

The Rapture - 221667 days.

Half-Life 3 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PERSONALS:

@rGreenTrees's birthday - 1 day.

@earthmasterplanet gets laid - 3 days.

@MarcClaret's birthday - 4 days.

@RagingOyster gets his Band of Gold - 4 days. I don't think he means marriage. More like One Ring to rule them all...

@seabrook00 turns 21 - 5 days. Get wasted, broseph (moderation)!

@Litheen and her twin sister turn 30 - 7 days.

@somenumbers starts a new job - 8 days. Good luck with the lumpectomy. You'll be fine.

@Speedy2662 turns 18 - 9 days. Have some sex, bro. You made it.

@Theprincessbride turns 30 - 11 days.

@theflyingslutman turns 21 - 11 days. Get wasted, bro!

@goinovr turns 40 - 12 days. Sorry, man.

@jackpotman turns 27 - 12 days.

@ziggerknot's birthday - 13 days.

@theladygamerlp gets her employee discount and finishes 3 months' probation - 20 days.

@ByankaButterfly turns 21 - 23 days.

@Charlie2710 turns 21 - 23 days. Have y'all met?

@AynRandySavage gets married - 29 days. Congrats.

@BennoJammin turns 18 - 29 days. Get some ass, dawg.

@zorbivore turns 19 - 33 days.

@PMMeLadyButts's daughter turns 1 - 34 days. Congrats (it's about to get a lot more difficult)!

@HIDEOKOJIMASASS turns 20 - 37 days.

@Chaymee's iPhone7 shows up - 39 days.

@myusernameiscrazy's birthday - 40 days.

@Mr107's birthday - 40 days.

@gamling1111's birthday - 40 days.

@notahungryhungarian turns 30 - 50 days.

@IDunkedMyTesticlesInMayo turns 23 - 51 days. Your username, you sick bastard.

@vailthor's birthday - 51 days.

@meeksmcgee goes to basic training - 52 days. Proud to be the Guard.

@MightyQueer goes to basic training - 58 days. Off you go into the wild blue yonder.

@pontepreta's dog turns 13 - 58 days.

@Thebigbadcookie turns 22 - 58 days.

@ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks's birthday - 63 days.

@ppate045's birthday - 63 days.

@zestyburritos goes outside - 63 days. You're gonna be underwhelmed.
@elveector's birthday - 66 days. They like cheesecake.

@mamajaimie turns 40 - 70 days. It's just another day.

@Lionskull's birthday - 72 days.

@soturi88 and his wife have their 4th child - 74 days. Congrats, you two. That's Beethoven's birthday. he better deliver.

@MsMath23 gets married - 75 days. Congrats.

@studog gets married - 75 days. Congrats.

@autohunter turns 21 - 80 days. Go easy on the drinking, bud.

@Vitty moves to Canberra - 87 days. http://i.imgur.com/YSjjji6.mp4

@Brad2217's birthday - 89 days.

@InternetPerso gets married - 92 days. Congrats.

@MichaelJCabooseLeaderOfTheBlueArmy's birthday - 97 days.

@BuzzLightyearofStarCommand meets a girl named Stacy in real life for the first time - 97 days.

@DoctorWhoAvatarFlautist turns 19 - 122 days.

@SmiffJester Gets Married - 123 days. Congrats, @SmiffJester.

@derptardaction turns 30 - 141 days.

@Exxer goes to Korea, hopefully the southern parts of it - 168 days.

@Tamponsareforepistaxis gets divorced - c. 177 days. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-39383-Tangled-Rapunzel-YAY-gif-Imgur-qn2Y.gif

@IAmTheBadW01f gets married - 178 days. Congrats!

@TheSpaismunky ships off to Boot Camp - 186 days. http://i.imgur.com/NPltulV.gif

@MrDuckie's wedding - 216 days.

@jumpstart79 graduates high school - 233 days.

@MakingYouReadThingsInSamElliottsVoice turns 40 - 235 days.

@Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauce's birthday - 265 days.

@TheToastGhostcx's birthday - 279 days.

@EldestOf7 gets his final results from high school - 327 days.

@Charlieeeeeeee3's birthday - 332 days.

@ChristianBeasley gets married - 352 days.

@AlexDuos gets married - 405 days. Congrats!

@IButtIntoRandomComments graduates from college - 440 days.

@Mynamewillbethenametorulethemall upvotes one of @Lassannn's posts - 489 days.

@zenatsu's terms of service with the US Army expire - 881 days. Thank you for your service, sir.

@lukas9356 gets a new girlfriend - 1355 days.

@BarsnBolts gets laid - 1647 days.

@rschreck97 graduates from university - 1720 days.

@Haackv2 dies - 22508 days.

@GhostHarasser gits gud - Half-Life +1

@camsterroonie gets a fucking life - Before @Lassannn gets one.

@NotSuitableForUpvotes Gets a Girlfriend - Some time after Half-Life 3. Godspeed, sir.