When she asks if you want to watch her churn butter.

Jun 15, 2021 9:54 AM

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He’s going to visit your Mom…

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Petticoats: moistened.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey they do know how to have fun. Impromptu hockey games on flooded fields that froze over are some of the most intense hockey I've seen

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That dude is rocking an impressive beard.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drive bus and have hauled a bunch of Amish around the country many times. Awesome folk!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Extreme Amish

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn! Save some for the rest of us

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Skijoring! It's a thing.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jebidiah is finally gonna see some ankle.

5 years ago | Likes 751 Dislikes 2

Indeed , ‘twas quite the quip.

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I stifled a laugh so hard at this

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Now that's Amish paradise

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Welcome to Lancaster. It's weird. Enjoy your stay.

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Was he ghost skiing the whip?

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That looks fun AF

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is living our dream! Who hasnt wanted to ski/snowboard on the snowbanks while driving by them as a kid????

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thiae are some long ass reigns he's holding there

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Amish skitching.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone thought this up while smokin big doinks.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats hot

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“My mother and father have ridden to the village in the far valley to sell the family cow and will be gone a fortnight.”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ezekiel gonna get to see some shoulder blades

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you live like it's the 1800's, but still like to have fun.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say what you want but you can't do this with a car by yourself!

5 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

well, not with that attitude

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tesla autopilot? Or the summon feature.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or just put your car in neutral on a downhill and hold on

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean if you're on a hill and have skis you don't really need anything to pull you along

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think hes alone...

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Haha, yeah, the coachman is not really visible but it does look like someone is there. Other then that: Us3rname

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a member of the Amish community, God is always with him

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Sure you can! Will it turn out well? No, but you sure can do it!

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Possibly inaccurate. Amish typically do not wear buttons.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aye - although that's becoming less true nowadays. Conservative Amish will eschew buttons, but New Order Amish and other more progressive...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sects will wear buttons so long as they are not overly ornate or ostentatious - usually trying to blend them into the color of the clothing.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy must be progressive then... his burns are certainly up to speed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a Slim Jim ad.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BUTTONS!!!! You mean the devils clasps!!!! No god fearing man wears buttons

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to look this up as it never occurred that buttons could be ostentatious. They also do not wear Velcro or zippers. Pins, snaps, and 1/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They rejected militaristic pomp, that's why they don't like mustaches either (too "army"). Buttons were often shiny and brass back then.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hook-and-eye closures are what they typically use in their clothes. TIL. 2/2

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What is this from?

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Gangster's Paradise by Darude

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*Sandstorm by Marusha

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Slim Jim ad, not sure if it's official though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5DC5cIbKUU

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It is official. The best Slim Jim commercial since Macho Man Randy Savage did Slim Jim commercials.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This one tops the savage ones for me. It’s def real.

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ART THOUGH BORED? SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

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The horse is driving himself

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His name is Tesla

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He knows where he's going doesn't he?

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Theres a perskn in the carriage

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Do you would assume so, but they aren't visible

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Sure looks like a person holding those reins

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I see reigns but no person

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Just an amorphous blob with no legs and a sliver of "face"

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They’re sitting further back in the buggy than you imagine, and they’re wearing dark clothes. That’s how Amish roll…

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