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I took a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math.
First time ever going to 5 guys burgers and fries. seemed like a normal establishment. So I order a large fry with my burger. Unsuspecting me got the bag and holy shit it's filled with a metric fuck ton of fries. My burger was buried somewhere in the bottom before I ripped the bag. I was only able to eat like 3/4 of the fries before I gave up and ate my burger then hated myself for eating so much food.
Deadpooool
Bag fries are fucking awesome. 5 Guys does it all kinds of right.
maclaglen
I'm sorry that they charged you for a Large and only gave you a small.
zFUBARz
Exactly what I was thinking, looks like every time I order a small.
fartharder
Dayum, dayum, dayum!
Abomb2933andstuff
Is this... the legend? Right here?
icringeforyou
Yes
Abomb2933andstuff
O boy
popopocelot
The funny part is how they feed u free peanuts while u wait for ur gallon of fries.
Deathsagaxx
Not gonna lie the 1st time I went, omg, and all those things you can put on a hamburger
Nikolaj
mikeyb3
Happy to see this in the comments; after reading the last caption, I immediately looked for this.
MasterLou
And not a moment sooner!
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
MyWeaponOfChoiceIsDyslexia
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
MerpiddlyFiddly
1302 other people thought the exact same thing
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
This needs to be image 2 on this post
MantisToboganMD
I literally pack my body to capacity and then blow it out my asshole
Jakamo
I want this on my headstone.
MantisToboganMD
That would be a headstone is leave flowers on haha. Sorry parents!
MantisToboganMD
*i'd
Lugh314159
I call this place, "One Guy, the Size of Five."
kittenkisses
GET OUT OF MY ROOM DAD
Silent0216
I work as a manager at a 5 guys take them home and throw them in the oven at 350 and voila
cumbatwumbat
At tree fiddy?
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Gotta remember this the next time I have 5 Guys leftovers.
princeslayer
Underrated post. Here's a guy bringing the most life changing fact I've seen all day.
invaderjak
How long at that temp?
FsImgur
Probably should wait a little longer and put them in at 420.
baturro
I see what you did there!
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Excellent advice sir
HouseMouseMN
They are amazing with eggs the next day too
OhFaceYeah
100 degrees today, 102 tomorrow, I wouldn't turn on my oven if you paid me in 5 Guys.
TheMachineKill3r
Jealous as a mofo rn
HighFive1
If you catch them before they dump fresh fries, they'll give you a whole bag full just to get rid of the last batch
whyteraven74
Ones I go to they make the fries to order, so you get however many they make. Which is always a fuck ton.
ElimenoP
They usually just give me a bag of fries anyway. Hold cup over bag, jam 3 scoops of fries in that, drop cup in bag add another scoop.
HighFive1
I mean filled 3/4 of the way full. I had to put a seatbelt on it on the drive home.
happygirl13
RichHammond
@jordanthebeard bro get the Cajun fries, they're amazing
Jordanthebeard
They are Cajun fries.
RichHammond
Best fries ever, amirite?
Cela84
Five Guys with Fries is like Chipotle with Chips. "EMBRACE FULL CALORIC MASS!!!"
Remamian
Oh you got the kids ultra-small fries. Should have gotten a large those come in 5 gallon buckets.
FarceMajeure
I have never ordered a large fry at 5 guys. Considering what a regular gets you I always assumed it was a garbage bag full of fries.
ElimenoP
They take the sack the potatoes came in and fill that with fries.
Jordanthebeard
Update: next morning- still feeling regret.
JustTheFactsMan
Wuss
thatoneguythatyoudont
Never get a large fry if you have less than 3 people
mmaheshwary
Yup. 5 guys. They don't do a lot, but what they do is fucking great.
Linearnova
Sounds like the classic five guys experience.
PaddyMcGovern
Nickayla
Upvotes going HAM!!!
jimbob1
Most relevant of gifs.
LiterallyYourMom
You bite the fry, it bites you back.
Jordanthebeard
That was me, then the regret set in
PizzaPugIsMyDrug
I was just about to post this but thought I'd check to see if it was already here ... dayum, Dayum, DAYUM!
Tianova
https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s y'gotta link the Schmoyoho cover with that.
CptFearDaBeard
Goin HAM!!
OGMAGNUM
Yah we call it "5 guys fuckload of fries"
LosPer
+ 1 for metric fuckton
Hypercube9
Ah, the American metric-system!
Cbark423
Try their Cajun fries... and their bacon cheese dog... and their grilled cheese... and their milkshakes.... try all the things!
ikindafail
I don't think the ones here have shakes... I've certainly never seen anyone get one. I feel ripped off.
Cbark423
They only have shakes in select locations. I'm sorry!
onthe6ball
had a strawberry shake the other day. It had chunks of strawberries in it! Best shake I've had in a looong time. Real ice cream and fruit.
Cbark423
Their shakes are amazing!
JustTheFactsMan
EAT ALL THE THINGS!
jaudio23
Why even put the cup in there?
Hypercube9
In case the fries turn into Vodka you want to be prepared.
Slate11pRN
5 guys & a cup
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
5 guys 1 cup
matchstickmetropolis
Try the Cajun fries
chirizotacolove
Dip them in mayo. So good!
thegreatheed
They are absolutely my favorite.
wizardboy24
It's hit or miss with them for me. Sometimes they're overly salty and it just makes me want to drink gallons of water.
Minuslnfinity
You gotta ask for the shaker bottle and do it yourself. Remove cup, pour some in, shake the bag until perfect.
ktkutthroat
Yessss, must ask for seasoning on the side and they'll give you a little ramekin or shaker or some such. This is the way.
ikindafail
Water? What is this, Soviet Russia? Get a trough of soda.
jsktrogdor
WELCOME TO FUCKING AMERICA, CUNT.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Okay I'm an Aussie, but that's just not called for.
AgentBlackJack
wildmansam
That's about the most un-American insult you could have used ya fuckin cock sucka.
biker117
5 Guys is awesome. I don't really like fries, but I'll pound theirs like it's nobody's business.
THEfreshestbrew
Mmmmmm, tell me more
biker117
I like to put them in my mouth. Then I clamp down, chew, and yes, I swallow cause I'm a fry slut like that.
DaRKoLeaNDeR
Of course you pound 5 guys.
AR599
You don't like fries? You monster
hilhas1
That's hot
ManufacturedMannequin
So will be their erogenous insides
Shmimig
This reminds me of my relationship with your mother. I don't really like moms, but...
revelator
I don't like their fries. Not crisp enough on the outside.
CaptainPawfulFox
doubleguns
Amen brother
Jordanthebeard
I have a weakness for Cajun fries
CantCatchForShit
The best cajun fries are Popeye's cajun fries imo.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Bruh.
YouAreMyFetish
This was the only word that could possibly explain how I feel at this exact moment over fries.
Bibes
HEY-OH!
MettalViking
Then get an absolutely offensive amount of ketchup, then tell yourself that you didn't get enough ketchup.
gravyandfries
This uh, um... Is very sexual...
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
@biker117 pounds 5 guys, heh
biker117
Says the one who puts gravy on their fries, wheras gravy is like semen and fries are like uh, um... sexual n stuff.
gravyandfries
*squints eyes* what are you trying to say about my soft smooth fry slathered in creamy gravy.
rugger2
5 Guys is better than In n Out. *ducks*
WhatsAGoodUsernameForThis
in n out beats any and all fast food
twfeline
SO much better. I can't figure out why people like In-n-Out.
mikekearn
I really like both, for different reasons. I live in an area that has both. I will enjoy both whenever I want, god dammit!
rainingmud
They're just different.
Kessalia19
I agree! I live in CA, and people LOVE In n Out. I don't understand WHY. I never liked them. I recently tried 5 Guys omg sooo goooood...
Conflict
It is. I have been to both and MUCH prefer 5 Guys.
Tinylittlebears
I think they're service and establishment is better but I like in n outs food more tbh
AuroraNora33
their* and I totally agree. The fries at 5G always taste burned. Like a smoky flavor
Tinylittlebears
Oops lol I didn't proof read
somethinginthefridge
I agree. My first time, the menu choice alone was actually kind of stressful, nm the food is a little underwhelming.
Redbeansandric1
It's true. In n Out is overglorified.
Calculussucks
I agree, but you have to get the right thing at In-N-Out: Double-Double, only onion. The greasy cheese + onion make it taste so good! (1/2)
Calculussucks
I was addicted for a while. (2/2)
JayeRod
I'm in Dallas so we are spoiled. we have them all including whataburger. I dont care for 5g fries. burgers are ok. whataburger rules
MissJewBooty
I went to the west coast earlier this year thinking in-n-out was going to be amazing and ehh.
AmiAthena
When I moved to California, everyone talked about it like eating it would make me find God. I think it's Pretty Good, but overrated.
twfeline
I tried them once, about 20 years ago. I thought it was okay, but not great. These days, it's like they've gone downhill.
TivoMan
Heart attack in a sack. Best fast food burger east of the Mississippi
Cheomesh
It's that peanut oil :/
anotherdickat
You fragile snowflakes amaze me, whine about the heart attacks while wolfing down the food.
whatsgoodforthegoose
Five guys and Whataburger are the best West of the Miss.
Fenriswaffles
I lived in Texas for 14 years and I've never had Whataburger, I have no clue what I'm missing.
whatsgoodforthegoose
It's never too late
Fenriswaffles
I live in Colorado now, nearest one is 360 miles from here lol
herpopottomas
5 Guys is almost aggressive with the amount of food they give you.
TomIsMyDog
And the amount they charge. And the amount of seasoning they put on those cajun fries.
TheDuke0fHazzard
You pay for quality! But I do like the regular fries more
TomIsMyDog
I do too. The cajun is deady! They're so dry and messy and god forbid you have to scratch your eye if you've been eating them.
AggressiveSpatula
Would you say that they serve food with an aggressive spatula?
cang559
They better be if you spend 20 bucks on one person
RockyMackHeartAttack
Taco Bell could learn something here. Last time I went to T-Bell they put like 2 little 1 inch pieces of chicken and like a shred of cheese.
RadicalDud
So like your grandma then?
MemeStealingSkeleton
"We're gonna give you a metric ass load of fries and you're gonna love it you little bitch"
boomcatmeow
Just like shoving 5 guys in your mouth.
forgetthisnoise
Right? Order a small and split it with someone else cause you are getting an entire acre of fucking potatoes.
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
I need a 5 guys in canada, in my town. Now. I need this.
theirishninja
there is a place near my house the that has pancakes like 8 inches across
wicker045
Um, the Metro Diner gives you like 12" pancakes. The smallest you can get is 9". We ordered that and I swear they gave us the 12" anyway.
theirishninja
how thick are they?
wicker045
Quarter inch or so. Not thin.
theirishninja
the ones near my house are easily half an inch they serve two at a time
Framtonm
Geeze I wish they were in Australia!
wicker045
Their fries are god awful, that's why they give you so many. But the burgers are good.
Kinetica
Fries yes, burger not really.
CocktailGaming
*muttering* "You want fries? I'll give you fries dip shit, just you wait."
ASSRANGLER
Imagined a small Italian man in my head.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Why is this so funny to me
StankyPankySammich
Cus you've worked retail or service industry job and have probably said this before hah. I know I have.
Snownel
Had cashier give me an evil grin when I came in 5mins before closing... I walked out with 2 bags full of fries. Time of death 10:34 pm
hurdurdurr
It's times like this when I wish I could favorite comments
jbww
I'll give ya some fries... Ya cunt!
Samson437
Not in the UK they arent
BarfTittiesGalore
Dude, those are chips. Totally different!!
Samson437
5 Guys in Scotland now to call Coca-Cola 'Juice' and 'Tomato Ketchup', 'red sauce'
PancakePoodle
What? Their burgers are so small and so not worth the price.
HobbitHouse
went for the first time this week and I was like why are there two burger patties on my burger?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
When I go, I say "I'll take a small fry, no top off" to remind them I only want the actual cup of fries. They look offended each time.
KenKorte
I did not know you could do this, I love their fries, but I'll never finish an order. Cheers
justlurkingmovealong
They should be offended that's blasphemy!
kdsproxima
Having worked at five guys I can tell you that I was always disappointed whenever someone didn't want a "topper".
SleepWorkWatchTVConsumeObey
I only go there high so i can finish it all and justifying it with, "well that's what you do when you're high."
sheef27
Your damn user name. It speaks to me. And your comment. I believe we would be bros.
KakiBlack
Like saying no to a second plate of food when visiting an African household
FsImgur
They've got a quota. Sell em or not - those potaters gotta go!
memento765
what's taters precious?
StephenStrangeMD
not a chance, you're gonna get raped with french fries with a remark like that
g1fc0mm3nts
Once the cashier was stopped from giving me my food in order to dump even more fries in
ashipthatshipsshippingships
"What size fry do you want?" "A small pls." "One bucket of fries it is."
HoldMyWater
"No, you misunderstood. I want a small." "TWO BUCKETS IT IS!"
Camelspotting
There is literally no difference between sizes, they just fill the bottom of the bag.
g1fc0mm3nts
I had a medium fry that day
g1fc0mm3nts
Fed my whole family
BuffingtonRumbleberries
How the hell else are they gonna get rid of all those fucking potatoes?
justasuggesture
Five guy here. If you're actually curious, after the fryer, we leave them under a heat lamp for >5 minutes then, garbage.
Kraken9
The kinky way
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
By making vodka out of them?
AnonymousBecauseAnonymous
So they should be with the amount they charge.
WhimsicalCalamari
seriously, if i want to spend that much on a burger i can just go to an actual restaurant and go gourmet
RabidHobo
Most restaurants don't even sell USDA Prime beef.
TXDIllo
A burger and metric tons of fried and all you can eat peanuts..for under 10 bucks. What Crack gourmet do you want?!
ravagefox
Went to Five Guys the other day. Order came to about $15. I only go once every couple months but god is it worth it.
WhimsicalCalamari
Five Guys is more expensive where I am, around the price of actual restaurant burgers.
Cheomesh
Where you getting a $5 gormet burger
youreasmellypiratehooker
In Detroit the burger is $7, fries are $3, and a small drink is $2. The total cost of the meal is $12. I can do better elsewhere
Cheomesh
Street vendor or a corner store <3
doublekross
In CA, it's about $7.
eetsumkaus
yeah fuck that shit. In N Out it is for me. Five Guys has better fries tho
Jordanthebeard
It was an amazing experience. I feel slightly more American now
Kentopholus
Now in Canada we also eat a metric ton of peanuts with it
HappyJello
tortillaboy
TwoSeamer
I'm foreign but it's the first place I took my parents when they came. It does make one feel more American
Calicoastin818
Yummmmm
Krewnikoshea
Large serves 3, regular serves 2, little serves 1 that's what I've been told anyway
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Well did you have some peanuts whilst waiting for your burger?
craychel
Now you know what freedom tastes like.
Jordanthebeard
Tastes delicious with a hint of regret
FormerRoustabout
Spot on, my foreign friend.
Jordanthebeard
Ayy I'm foreign now
FormerRoustabout
We were all foreign, ancestrally. So claim it any time you want.
ExpertWhale
Shoot, most people don't even finish the normal size.
HumanFlag
I feel you. My first time I was like "what the fuck" because I thought they gave me a bag of fries. The burger was at the bottom...
EskimoFetish
Always or a small or regular...Always.
Nepeta33
what state are you in? i think i know that resteraunt...
CliffyWeevil
YWelcome, brother.
dontmagpie
try their milkshakes. the banana one is out of this world
IwillSTOMPyourSTUPIDspiritANIMAL
I go atleast once a week and leave a ten dollar tip. The tip = forever free milkshakes and 3248572 peices of cheese on my burger
cailinalainn
Now you must have In 'n' Out Burger, then be able to defend your favourite against all the other Americans... source: not American
midnitestate
We're starving seen they get you so much for your money your almost always GONA have some to take home
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
It's the same at 5 Guys in England. I love all five of those gentlemen.
xxxkristi
Go to belgium and order fries at a non-big corporation establishment. Then you really feel american, except for that youre not in america.
DaveWesh
its actually really funny, At the local 5G's they will ask you if you've been there before, If not they'll suggest the normal.
GeraldsNinjaStar
That's the same amount of fries they give you with a regular size. I'm not saying you got ripped off, but you did get over charged.
EGOT
I worked at a five guys in college. I have not achieved pre-five guys weight since.
midnitestate
Yeah while the burnt burger part is prob that cooks fault, the bag full of fries is a constant thing my friends and I don't go there unless
dontmagpie
the burger wasnt burnt. it was buried, he says.
midnitestate
Oops I read it wrong well that's a normal thing as well for five guys lol
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
It should be a right of passage.
TheAllAmericanAsshole
As your asshole, you're welcome. And +1 for eating the fries first. Cold fries suck
Jordanthebeard
I always eat fries first! People who don't can't be trusted
F1L0Y1
I want those fries. I'm so jealous.
GRIZtheninja
*shoots pistols in the air* ONE OF UUUUUSSS *bald eagle flies across the blue sky*
thehammerismypenis
They almost always warn you how many people their fries feed
whereigotogetdownvotes
Do you think you will go back for more someday?
TheBlackxRanger
I put A1 Steak sauce, mushrooms, and cheese on my burger. I like the tangyness
Stev757
where you from, boy?
SheDevilinaSnuggie
My 1st meal in the US was a salad, HUUGE bowl of it, I panicked, I thought I'd ordered for 4. Server offered Oreo pie for dessert and I
SheDevilinaSnuggie
asked "what's an Oreo?" and she just looked around for help, and gave up on us foreigners. She couldn't handle that much 'new'.
ClothesGuy
Have you tried Smash Burger?
ClothesGuy
What is it with people and downvoting questions? I hope your milk expires early
Jordanthebeard
That puts me at about 3 peoples worth of food eaten including the double bacon cheeseburger. 'Murca
Krewnikoshea
Yea I've been in that same boat except I ate everything because I'm not a quitter...and I hate my self.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Now buy a house you can't afford to impress people you don't like. Repeat with car and tvs.
PatrioticMexamerican
And have his kids go to school for 16 years and not be given jobs. Hell have em get a bachelors in communication
FormerRoustabout
Side question: Have you recently graduated with a bachelors in communication?
PatrioticMexamerican
I myself have not
plainoldfool
If you go again (and I think you will), seriously, get a little burger. I'm a glutton and even I can't deal with a regular burger.
Nehcn
That looks like a pretty new five guys restaurant
HeroSky
5 guys' fries are easily my favorite fries.
TVDinner6969
Murca!
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Fuck yeah
Mday
TWO PATTIES!
imwithcayde6andproud
Which town and state is it in... Cause it looks like Lincoln, Rhode Island.
ilikemangos
Get cajun style next time
Jordanthebeard
They are doe
battletoads
shit the cajun is tasty but I seem to enjoy less fries with that seasoning, so you essentially got a weeks worth at once!
doomTREE
There so good! But save your self money and order a small.
tatopotato
Cajun are the absolute best. The seasoning is perfect. Plus, you can ask for the spice itself for home use. I definitely suggest it.
Feanor19
My location doesnt season for you they give you the seasoning and you shake the bag so anytime ya go you could take it home. You mean extra?
tatopotato
Where I'm at, they (generously) season it for you. You can ask for more if you want. They give you little plastic cups of it for free.