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MuffinStuffinPuffin
Aww poor thing having to get a tiny taste of your own medicine.
tinydog
Ha! Well then.
SMarkt
not only bending her knee, she offered her butt and bought the lubricant.
arf63a
She had to pretend to tone down for a different political position or a broadcasting gig. Leopards don't change their spots.
januarylover
She got soooooooo fucking rich from bribes & shit while she was in power tho
pinkmilkyway
Crispy4Skin
The gif you know is going to be posted and should
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
BITCH BYE
PoorSucker
Finally the Jewish gay inter stellar works.
OliverClothesoff70
I think she was the January 6th bomber and certain people on Trump’s team threatened to release proof of it to punish her disloyalty.
Wheretheheckisjason
She’s just strategically preparing for her next campaign. “Running towards the middle” is a classic move that many candidates who have been firmly on one side of the political spectrum prior to a campaign where one hopes to earn independent voters’ trust. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was zero authenticity behind her recent shift, but yet another transparent ploy.
guitarfourtysix
Agreed. Technically her "release the files" campaign, all she did was leak early what the entire party (sans -1) was going to agree to a week later, including Droopy Donald. I imagine just to get some sort of redeeming street cred on the way out.
varonicaED
"Oh I am receiving threats because I didn't agree with Trump, it's terrible," she said to all the people who have been receiving threats for not agreeing with Trump for over a decade!
Sasurau
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NTg4YmRscDhnd3Z0cjl0cDU1N3lkODBhbmNzeTB5cDUzcDk4djkyayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5LU6ZcEGBbhVS/200w.webp
MahadmaGaudi
fsharpminor3s
Bye Felicia!
umwht
she got her congressional pension so she's calling it quits
b00sk0r
sadurdaynight
It's WWE. One week two folks are allies. Next week they're enemies. Bombard the audience with stupid plot and never explain or question anything. The audience will forget by next week. Inundate them with stupidity, that way you control the narrative.
CurbYourClassWar
killergrooves85
As a longtime wrestling fan, nothing annoyed me more than WWE pretending like the stuff that I watched a year ago never happened. Even as a kid that annoyed me.
MatureDendriticCell
Russia's economy is collapsing, no more funding of MTG and others.
HeywouldJablowme
She is a vicious and disgusting cunt and the damage she has caused to this country will never be forgotten by me at least.
levyathyn
Look a lot of people have been giving this woman shit, a LOT. We can do better than that, we can BE better. We can give her at least 30% more shit for everything she's done.
CurbYourClassWar
dovahdesign
bindedig
I guess his little winky tastes bad
Bear1bear
She helps destroy democracy in America, and goes "peace im out" what a c*
JackingMeHoff
AOC - “She’s carefully timing her departure just 1–2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office. She is saying a lot but her ACTIONS have not backed up the rhetoric. For all her talk, she’s STILL voting with them to gut healthcare and advance self-dealing corruption schemes!”
SpammersAreScum
She threatened to release dirt on her colleagues if they released the dirt on Gaetz. They did, and she didn't. Maybe she'll do it now?
mcneelyj
If she is against pedos why would she support Gaetz?
ChetinBey
They released dirt on Gaetz???
theomni
A lot of what she's saying and doing right now is right, but that's why it's always important to remember that you can't trust people who come to the right conclusions by the wrong reasons. I'm not even saying we need to politically attack her, just that she can't be trusted and it's likely this era of her being (partially) correct will not last.
ImNotSureBut
I think we all have to be more accepting of when people do turn a leaf and change for what we perceive to be for the better. That doesn't mean what they've done in the past is now excusable and forgotten.
redsmerf
She's leaving the first business day after she become eligible for congressional pension.
calenti
Gettin' paid, that's their only real ideology.
RevengeIsIceCream
I would love so much for her if she miscalculated by a day or two...
agonarch
"Oh sorry, we cut out the time the government was shut down, you're two months short"
torquemada90
exactly. That's all they care about. Now we get to pay taxes to keep her alive while she's fully able to work. Not to mention she will continue making money somewhere else
torquemada90
doing a quick search, how does she qualify for a pension. She's only been there for like 6 years now and she's not 62?
MadamPuddifoot
They get it after 5 years. Her 5th year is January 3rd, 2026.
DorkJedi
They get the pension after five years, it kicks in at 62.
truthjusticetheamericanway
Methinks she got a horse head in her bed.
BendOverAndIllShowYa
She’s a fucking coward. Plain and simple. Fuck her forever.
blzbob
She attacked the left for years and never felt threatened. Two weeks of disagreeing with the bulk of her own party a she has security details. The most telling point of this entire saga.
custardandfishfingers24
Because the liberals don't make threats to kill her. The rightwing does.
torquemada90
She's probably lying about that too. She just wants attention and more money as always
DrWhy9
That the American left are kinda push overs?
WellGoodLuckWithThat
Hahahaha. Say it to my face. I’m so sick of this BS where we are simultaneously terrorizing cities with protests and push overs.
Seriously though the GOP holds both chambers of congress. You wanna talk elected pushovers?
In what world do you look at America today and go “oh yea, it’s those lazy dems at it again” … seriously? Give me one actual factual or legitimate reason for saying this. Fuck I’m sick of people saying shit just to feel important.
DrWhy9
Because the dnc is constantly betraying and frankly not representing you at all and face barely any consequences for it. Schumer has been doing his bullshit for far too long. And when bush stole the election you guys did nothing.
Loctavius
More like we don't want to kill our neighbors.
Andersen81
No, more like the reich wingers retoric of "The radical left" and "Violent left" once again is an admission of guilt.
Conqueeftadore
That right there highlights the the gop mindset. Thinking that bluster, insults, threats and violence is somehow toughness. And then view civility as weakness. “The leopards will never eat MY face” Tragic mindset
DrWhy9
No but passivity when the other side gets violent or peaceful demonstration doesn't work is not the high road it's giving up.
monkeydwolfwood
Well that and that she qualifies for her pension one day prior to leaving
Foire
The ol' fek yew, got mine, huh? A tale as old as time, I guess. :|
enpixel8
And let’s not forget she was worth 700k when she took office and her public net worth is now approximately 25 MILLION. Now she wants taxpayer money to fund her lifestyle for the rest of her life while she sits on her market manipulated nest egg. The grift is real.
azgrak1
She doesn’t need the pension but I do understand having the safety net. Source: Yahoo Finance https://share.google/8jtv7XCofBHzxNO09. Plus her net worth has gone up by over 24 million in 5 years.
TheOtherLucas
and there it is.
jayman0123
Red state wet dream, no working and let the government support you.
AttentionDeficitHyperDepression
MAGA dream was socialism all along?
ThrashAndChemistry
Only for themselves tho
TheOtherLucas
yes.
boxak
Fuck me. Wish I could work a job for five years and get a pension. How much is she pulling in when she “retires”?
Foire
Definitely not what would equate to surviving wages; the equivalency of excess into thriving wages is likely more accurate.
Delathi
As of October 1, 2022, the average annual FERS pension for retired members of Congress was approximately $45,276 - but she can’t receive it until she is 62. Still, not bad for future planning.
flarflarf
I'd be interested in hearing what lesson people who upvoted this have learned from this situation.
casualgenderquestion2718
we should be more violent in general
casualgenderquestion2718
this is a joke haha funnee, silly! haha, jokes and such
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Oh you, that's such a classic you joke. You tell those jokes all the time and we laugh and laugh
casualgenderquestion2718
you laugh, I laugh, the fascist laughs, we shoot the fascist, good times all around
theshinobi23
I learned that she's resigning, and the thought of not having to see her screeching like a baboon whenever a Democrat speaks has made me happy enough to upvote it. Is there any other lesson here that we didn't already know?
flarflarf
that maybe liberals do not have the best strategies for dealing with their opponents.
theshinobi23
Still not any new information there. Liberals (at least the Dems) have tried to compromise with conservatives as their main strategy for "dealing with their opponents." Unfortunately, we already knew that they're incredibly weak, and that they're more centrist than leftist, but in a 2-party system, there aren't many other viable options. Changing the system is just a pipe dream, and getting actual liberals that will hold to their promises and values into office has been difficult.
flarflarf
I mean sure but no, I mean the voters, not the elected officials.