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There's no going back
Bottle with a mind of its own
You don't even have to leave home to become part of a mob these days.
Apr 4, 2020 9:49 PM
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You don't even have to leave home to become part of a mob these days.
DeveloperDan783
PSA: please drink responsibly, but if you don't, film it.
lBramstrokerl
#5 got all the bones punched outta his body
CaptTrav
This comment made me lol. Well done
PoorSucker
jlopezane
Wait, wut?
MrBismarck
Don't worry, wrestling is fake.
Rhythmaster
#7 shirt caught on the cabinet lady saved the beer! The beer is unspilled! A legend!
inmate655321
This dump had it all. At least 3 of those were my ex wife, may she choke in her sleep
psycho3d
EntropyReign
That's amazing. How do you not even recognize yourself?
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
Preincarnage
thevortexmaster
Niggler21
bless you
Ibringthegoose
There's so many questions that arise in this video. Questions we will never have answers to.
JennyIronTeeth
reineseele
why?
thevortexmaster
Alcohol
Alenivan
Russia
stillcynical
I like how the bartender doesn’t even react to a dog on the bar, just works around him. Only laughs when the poor guy falls off.
MisterSmithster
No I won’t. I’m an adult and if I want to get fallen over drunk, i will. I’m stuck indoors and I’ve kid proofed it despite having no kids.
amglasgow
That sounds at least a little responsible.
AdamWeishaupt23
#5. Aww it's Crumple Stiltskin.
Ilovetomakestuffup
#21 there is so much going on in this! I declare it cursed!
aaaaaadddvvveennnttuurrreeee
Where are my coffin dancers?
C0VID19
StonedEjit
Is that pete doherty?
Arnoxthe1
OI, PRICK!
PresidentCamacho0
It looks more like a melting Pete Doherty wax sculpture.
BunnieWigglesworth
#19 If a woman behaves like this, the "never hit a woman"-rule does not apply to her.
nonCanadianGoose
TBF #4 was more about the phone than the beer
Euchre
No helmets, wondering if one of them is dead.
dead0ne
pearlFoodGod
This is some funny SHIT
CloudStrife101
#7 has some hard wood in her butt
NicoretteJunkie
#22 and #10 are both very good reasons why good servers don't use trays! You'll eventually lose a little balance and BAM it's all gone.
DrBinkleton
Did I just watch half these people die? #21 belongs in jail. Some serious shit goin on here. So yes, please drink responsibly. It’s no joke.
PoIluticorn
Alright, no one invite @DrBinkleton to any parties.
MaxieMooo
Someone gettin kurb stomped.. girl that got swung definitely hit her head on table and floor...
jtheoz
#18 that guy got seriously injured I remember but didn't die
CrypticalEnvelopement
Y mean yeah, he fell like three stories onto asphalt, I'm not surprised at all
Ellimem
Daggering.
LaPazDeNixon
Be more boring
Sharangir
Dancehall, jamaican music subculture with some weird rituals. They probably looked at metal and said "we gotta top that".
olson23409
Jamaicans dont play
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
There are a couple that really made me laugh
mjom592000
I got everything under control.
LucidAftermath
tbomber
What did the hyper masculine gentleman in red lose over the side of the ship?
OddCreative
.
GooseNipples8
I believe the last time I saw this posted, it was a BlueTooth speaker?
PresidentCamacho0
His testosterone.
thepenismightierthanyours
I kinda have a crush on the chic in #19 now
FlatPlutoSociety
This just begs for context.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Same
WhatsUpButtercup
#21 is just straight assualt. I hope he went to jail with some injuries that may or may not have occurred at the hands of other bar patrons.
AngryUser8
Looks like she clipped the table at the start of the swing. Look at that momentum
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Live by the sword, get fucked up by the sword
thelenlikeafelon
Daggering is a form of dance originating from Jamaica that incorporates...dry sex and wrestling? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering
Halfsanemonkey
Wet sex and mma is where its at
PresidentCamacho0
If that's dry sex I've been doing it wrong all my life.
AVoiceOfReason
I like how you call a Jamaican dance assault, but not the fat girl beating the shit out of the guy desperately trying to run away.
WhatsUpButtercup
Well that one is unmistakably an assault. There are no blurred lines that need further definition
AVoiceOfReason
I don't think anyone asked you for assistance, to be completely honest. We weren't stumbling around in the dark before you came along.
Stalinswife
Haha u r a moron...your username must be sarcastic
CongratsYouAreHereNow
you're not being very reasonable
AVoiceOfReason
Reasonable? What I said is true. No one needs another Imgur user to teach them about assault. You're all morons. I'm sorry you need it.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
What is the red thing that goes overboard?
DrVoo
Looks like a woman with a glass to me.
Jerojero
A plumbus
restingduckface
A Bluetooth speaker
EveryonesCousin
I have to confess I hate those things, people here play them loudly in public and I want to smash them
sacrifix
Bluetooth speaker, I think
CuteBaldChick
They’re expensive Bluetooth speakers.
MaryBerrysShrivelledWankClaw
I thought you meant the lady sliding down the banister at first.
CthuluFollowerNo851987
$199 Beats Pill and a $49 stand that holds it. Glad there's one less in this world.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Hey. Uhh. Don’t drop my beats. REALLY ALEX I JUST TOLL JOO!!!
buminthesun
if you see the video w/sound, the guy filming is telling him NO! Put my speaker down! Don't lose my speaker overboard. Then bam it's gone!
OnomatopoeicOnanisma
oh, right! https://twitter.com/versacewolfe/status/1182290752300183558
CaptSweatpants
the audio absolutely makes this video
sjbrooksy7447
Speaker
CaptSweatpants
Beats pill. The audio makes this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caqXZlfvNxA
BarnabasWizardcock
You are absolutely right. Hearing Madonna muting into the depths of oblivion was very satisfying.
SatanWAP6669
Fucking Alex
DasCorporal
I think it's a bluetooth speaker that they were using to dance to music.
bigrubberjohnny
Overboard’s the best place for it then, really.
dghammer
*was*....now it’s a bluefin’s speaker
codeman1029
you know what, I'm fine with that... I find it annoying when people take that shit in public and make everyone else listen to their music
StarkRG
It looks to me like they're on their private balcony.
codeman1029
in that case, I feel a little sorry for the guy :D
ColdRice
Yup!
LucidAftermath
I think its a Beats pill, expensive and cheaply made speaker.
OnomatopoeicOnanisma
You nailed it, well done. https://www.tonepublications.com/style/the-beats-pill/
SharkDoctor
I sold one of those for twenty bucks to some guy and he was in such disbelief. It was a good day for him hahaha
Ellimem
It’s a Beats product, of course it’s cheaply made.
salikarn
Beats are just Sony at a huge markup. Like literally all Sony parts.
FoggyNights
I would point out that at the same price point Sony themselves actually have far better speakers and headphones than beats do.
MontyPythonQFHG
They add weights to their headsets to make them feel heavier and not cheap
Ellimem
I bought a pair of BeatsX when they were $100 off ($30 at the time). They literally died during my first use. Fuck Beats.
JennyIronTeeth
Wtf?
PinkFluffyUniKosi
GERMANY. WE STILL GOT IT.
andychristman2000
I miss Germany and their beer tents, not assholes like this. I hope he got tossed on his head shorty after this video cuts out.
ganzuul
Rubbing his face in his mess is what cruel people do to dogs... but, you know, fuck this guy
NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning
Octoberfest can be a garbage fire of drunken assholes from everywhere in the world.
Fairdinkums
Do much going on! I love it
MrPajamaSam
I work in a Mexican Restaurant. We have men's bathrooms. One was out of order. Had a guy really drunk go to the bathroom and the only mens 1
MrPajamaSam
Bathroom was occupied. We have another door for employees only that leads to the back room where we have our walk in cooler and freezer 2
MrPajamaSam
Now we have a camera back there. I'm at the bar serving drinks cause we're kinda busy that one of the cooks comes up to ( cooks don't 3
MrPajamaSam
Leave the kitchen for anything really) and tells me, hey, there's a drunk guy in the back taking a piss on the floor. I panic and run back 4
MrPajamaSam
There. And sure enough he's back there wobbling from side to side pissing everywhere. I scream at him and he looks at me like wtf are you 5
timberismyfriend
I think that’s the paulaner beer hall in Munich. I’ve been and it’s awesome apart from the guy pissing
liebermandean11
OctoberFest
MsSweets007
What about the person that slips in his piss?
warhawk7
I once saw a guy do this in the middle of a mosh pit. Never seen so many people jump back all at once before.
profiledit
#1YesWTF!!
nosedive
Saw a guy do this in a regular upscale bar. Dropped his pants. Firehosed all directions. Men's room 3 steps away, no waiting. Drunk as LSD
RubberChickenTenders
You gotta go, then you gotta go.
odinsleep
there is an expression Taking The Piss
bonedaddysmobile
THIS is piss drunk. He is in full blackout mode.
gabble13gjgj360
It happens a lot on trans Atlantic flights.
220subsonic
There's a lot more dudes at the Penthouse Penthouse than I was lead to believe, but the peeing on the floor is true!
ScicleX
Noone gonna say it? #gifsthatendtoosoon Waitress down
lurkerevolutioncomplete
This was my winning pick
bfiGamer
I really like how the dude just cuts in front of him for no reason. He gets peed on. Lol
NobodyTellHim
Lmfao! "Cuts in front of him," like what a breach of etiquette. Douche obviously deserved to get pee'd on.
Anfalicious
Go to Germany for Oktoberfest. Get pissed on by Australians, Americans, and English.
WithaChainedHorseDick
He's piss drunk, what do you expect?
VanillaAddict
there's always one.
Pierocksmysocks
When the Hutterites party...
crazywowow
On the onion wine.
AlienNippleAntennae
The one guy just walks thru the stream...
porgo0
And the woman slips out
Rkfinecake
Never cross the stream.
Demothenese101
Oktoberfest
Imonheretoomuch2
Are all those bro’s wearing the same shirt?
JennyIronTeeth
Bro shirts
RainbowKittenPrincess
Most Germans I know don't go to the Oktoberfest. And if they do it's usually paid by the company (have couple of friends in Munich).
RainbowKittenPrincess
It's just a expensive tourist thing. I mean there is even a weekend during the Oktoberfest that is called 'Italienerwochenende'.
PraiseTheMachineGod
There's no words to describe how zero fucks he gives.
myrealaccountissecret
The Germans might have a compound word for it
GudeStefan
Bierzeltanpinkelignoranz
dghammer
Zeinoffanaugakonig......sounds good but is bullshit.
Naid1233
As a German it honestly doesnt even sound that good
learntotakejoke
persianBull
Bouncer. Carried out this girl once over the shoulders fireman style. She peed on me. And Since it was body temperature I didn't realize 1/2
persianBull
Till after when it got colder and I realized my shoulder/arm is wet. Thank God I carried spare security shirt in the car.
learntotakejoke
Oh man lol that sucks man but good thinking with spare clothes
JennyIronTeeth
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Or didnt even care
Osthyvel
He was like
Lunchbox007
It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
lenonova
So glad you didn't use "then" haha
andlinux
Than it's wrong ?