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Welcome to the Spirit Prison...
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Zigor22
if this were islam related muslims would have lost their shit. -_-
RandomTechpriest
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/855/340/23b.jpg
FireflyArc
Yaay. Thank you.
q00u
Damn, that's majestic.
Leithreas
I normally hate webcomic dumps, but this one is actually good!
WhatyoudontknowaboutFUCKMOUNTAINcankillyou
As a side note, #20 was literally law. It was completely okay to have homosexual sex... if you were the top.
Jus10Ed
Weirdo Freshman Chick is cute.
DarkLordComments
prattleassassin
This is some pretty well-informed heresy
russiandobby
Norse after life seems fun
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
malfunctionm1ke
Hail Heresy!
death67
I like the ragnarok one, they would be so sad
SaintMaceToTheFace
lol yep
OmenRider
#10 kinda sad how so many douchebags act in the name of a figure who really was a pretty nice chap.
CrimeBrulee
newsguycraigevans
Pishposhbingbong
It's good. Funny too but oh god, the tumblr nose. I know it's a style thing but it makes them look like lifelong alchohol dependancy victims
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Gotta say, ancient Egyptians had their priorities straight.
Idsertian
Heresy, you say? But heresy grows from idleness. Extrapolation: All religions are bone-idle. Praise the Emperor.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
rockfireman
#2 just look at the look on the babies face!
GrayGhostReborn
Haha that's my favourite part of the comic!
jazzchameleon
The Norse book of myths I read years ago said that ragnorok already happened, and that the Christian God took over the wasteland left over
jazzchameleon
I think the book was for kids though
jazzchameleon
I read it in like 5th grade
IllogicalPine
XenomorphZZ
HistoricalContext
CommisarFuklaw
SlaaneshsChainDildo
Aryn240
I love the meme, but forgive my ignorance, what's the origin of all the "heresy" and "by the emperor" stuff? Game, movie, series, etc?
IllogicalPine
Warhammer 40k's Space Marines (or any detatchment of the Empire of Man). From an incredibly expensive tabletop wargame series.
Aryn240
Wow. That whole entertaining meme off of an expensive tabletop? Wouldn't have been my guess. Thanks!!
RandomMagus
Hades actually chose the Underworld as his domain. Dude's just kind of antisocial and the other gods are crazy. He's happier down there
tpgreyknight
He's basically the only one out of the lot of them that actually does his job halfway competently.
lokishadowgirl
HaYouForgotTheSubjunctive
@MOTHERFUCKINGLOKI
synnite
Usernames check out.
lokishadowgirl
Impostor!
MOTHERFUCKINGLOKI
;)
LokiTheChef
How many Lokis are on this site?
voxael
Upvote for a new, non-gaming comic to read
thegriffin88
There's plenty of non-gaming webcomics out there, mine's about mythology!
Hydrall
Too bad Happletea hasn't updated in ages.
Therearetoomanyusernames
How did a comic soften up child sacrifice and make it adorable??? That shouldn't be possible!
LoneWander
Child sacrafice to Satan can be seen as adorable to people now? An evil mind you have. No need to reply, folks'll down vote this comment.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Not the actual act itself. But the end result the way the comic put it.
iSatan
And it's accurate too! Take your goddamn poop machines back! They don't even age here in my realm
WorkerLurker
I'm pretty sure you could make them into a demon and then add age based on how many are there. Just being your advocate.
iSatan
I can not. Not since the incident
Therearetoomanyusernames
Haha poop machines.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
By cutting out the middle part of course...
Meatspinner
He was talking about sacrifice, not circumcision.
WrathOfBrink
Two meanings, both on the "Oh Deer Lord." Level.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSXOIf1YHmo
Therearetoomanyusernames
True. Altho they do show the blade going up. But it's definitely not as traumatizing.
RandyKnapp
Not heresy, as a Christian I find these hilarious! (I think Jesus had a great sense of humor)
machigy
I actually appreciated these, the made me laugh and I didn't feel guilt
Retsam19
With regard to #13, the pastor at the church I went to this morning compared it to if someone wore an electric chair necklace today.
thegriffin88
Yeah, tell him I've heard that one.
Pikka
Or (as Bill Hicks puts it) if someone were to honor JFK's memory by wearing sniper rifle pendants.
Retsam19
Though there's a bit of a fundamental difference between an execution for a criminal (cross and electric chair) and being assassinated.
Pikka
Definitely. The idea is that the main man probably wouldn't want to see that shit if he was still around. The ichtys is a better symbol IMO
Spamamdorf
I'm not Christian, but isn't it more about the whole "sacrificing himself for your sins" aspect than the fact he died in that manner?
Retsam19
Yeah; but Christians we sometimes need the reminder that the cross was a criminal's execution method, not just an abstract symbol.
Spamamdorf
Considering St John/Peter/whoever said he wanted his cross upsidedown so he wasnt executed in the same way though there's clearly more to it
EmilyBronte
Peter was a bit of a teacher's pet and a show off though. Jesus had to tell him to calm down several times. He took things too far often.
ravnicrasol
In Spain "Saint Lorenzo"'s symbol is a grill bc he was burnt in it. It's like a JFK cult using rifles as their symbol.
Textuality
Can an immortal, ageless, timeless being really "die" though? Wouldn't that make the whole "sacrifice" thing kind of pointless?
Spamamdorf
As far as I recall Jesus was for all intents and purposes human, he was born a baby and grew up into a man, then died.
Textuality
Hard to tell sometimes, since it refers to god and Jesus as one and the same sometimes. He's still immortal, though.
Spamamdorf
Well his spirit is but I don't think it was ever implied his body was, else he wouldn't have aged and wouldn't have died on the cross
kurtist04
Full disclosure: the Mormon one is actually pretty accurate.
bigblindguy
Not reaaaaaally: when you die people greave for a while then they die and eventually almost all people are forgotten. The end.
IronicallyAsianKnowsNothing
Seriously, this guy must have had some contact with the LDS church.
Pikka
Didn't South Park do a variant of that joke?
Pr0Pain
https://youtu.be/QTYEtttwU18
agladman
A few of the stuff is correct, some is half correct with added remarks making it wrong, and lots of it is wrong. I can explain if you want
Denvercoder09
Mormon here: Everyone goes to a purgatory or a sort of mid way point between death and judgement. Those that didn't get the chance to hear 1
Denvercoder09
about our church, we believe that they have a chance to hear about it then and accept it after death.
Hammerhead777
Weird.
NuclearAutumn
Sounds more like a timeshare seminar. "Sure, we'll get to the buffet… but first, have you ever considered co-owning an alpine condo?"
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
More logical than most religions. "But... But I never even heard of Jesus!" "TOO BAD! TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!!"
SuddenlyElmo
Why not just never tell anyone about it? That way everyone gets to hear about it for the first time in purgatory (1)
SuddenlyElmo
when there's much less chance they'll reject it, and hardly anyone goes to hell forever?
MrFireworks
While we believe you have the ability to accept it after death, we also believe that there are certain ordinances that must be done (1)
owlman112
Then why would we ever listen to you while alive? Telling you to go away is a mulligan for the soul.
badalalala
Mormon here. We believe there is a lot one has to do even after this life to receive exaltation. The more prepared you are in this life 1/?
badalalala
The better it will be in the next. I also love living the Mormon lifestyle. It makes me and my family very happy.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
...I'm ok with that. Next time a Mormon comes to my door I'm just going to tell them I'll just wait and see them in Purgatory
badalalala
Say "Spirit World" since that's the lingo we use.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
If you say so
Bunnehwyld
Well, that's fair enough. Gives us a chance to find out in a way free of risk of mortal deception, which is more than some religions offer.
Denvercoder09
And prevents people from damnation for not accepting or even hearing about our church.
mmaatt8
Also: there is no hell. It is called outer darkness
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Fotostatica
That's the 1st time I've heard that and I live with a mormon.
MurderousBadger
Hardly anyone goes to that tho. Mormon Hell is just a heaven but not an amazing heaven just a moderately enjoyable heaven. Still cool tho.
badalalala
3 degrees of glory. All glory, but a great one, a good one, and an aight one. Then outer darkness for the rest (for the few).
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I'm starting to feel bad for all the Mormon jokes now lol at least your afterlife is nicer than the rest XD