MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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Mar 27, 2019 11:23 AM
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usernamecominginhot
But will killing Thanos, even by rectal explosion, bring back our beloved ones? Will it?
CrackerAisle
azazyel
SklowGloris
Or any of the other orifices. Like imagine if he went through his tear duct. Final destination shit dear lord
iputthefiresout
Jonataurus
The last frame of this animation confuses me. Is she putting her leg in front her arms while crawling?
goflyblind
Mitchz95
mysteriousbulge
Antman reviewing the ass plan the Avengers have laid out for him in Endgame
TheBadInternet
This is so perfect thanks for the laugh lmao
tommymessala
We all know damn well somewhere in the movie he or someone else is going to say just have him go up his ass and it’s going to be hilarious.
DukeDarkwood
Only one Marvel character could get away with that, and I don't think he's going to be in Endgame.
diehardlance
Yea def something vision would say
tReasonoustRump
CosmicTeapot
Lol what!
Extremefear
The trailer did say, "by any means neccessary." Sooooooooo.
DrSharkbite
brassknucklenerd
I understood all of those references.
Thelrishlnquistion
Thanos: I feel strange...uh oh
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TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
RickSanchezC420
Uh oh
PapaNurglesPharmacy
Lemmiwinks, lemmi-i mean Ant-man, Ant-man...
etidsNoodleCat
Swiggity swooty just go up his booty
LarfleezePlz
VerboseDood61
OMG!! LOL!!!!!
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Give this individual a million upvotes.
Gen16S5
OneInfiniteLoop
OneInfiniteLoop
alssst
https://imgur.com/KeknJl0
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
tonyriverside
you bastards did it! You were too busy thinking if we could to stop and thing if we should
TychoTheMad
Do you know what a cognitohazard is? It is an idea so vile and so horrible, that comprehending it causes serious damage, usually death.
Formalis
Also known as a “Memetic Hazard”
Alistairetheblu
Just watched an interview with him about this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLtnts6i2UI
80percentlegs
This is so great
craighchrist
EmeraldLight
I'm so fucking sick of this
KevinRPD
Still a dumb idea.
jerner15
nonytSleepCat
LMAO
VeryMoistTowelettes
His actual reaction
burninator2
Isorikk
I hate you so much for putting this in my head and it's all I'm going to remember when I see the next movie.
TheMaymayBoi
UnnecessaryExposition
This is why they banned memes in Europe
Jonataurus
Except they kind of didn't. It's basically a stricter copyright law but the posting of memes is impossible to regulate.
TresusIbor
Jesus fucking Christ almighty this is getting out of hand.
DukeDarkwood
Were you here for the SHaggy crusade a month or so back? This is just the latest of many, many imgur/Internet fads that go too far.
CaptainPawfulFox
What, the soap in Thanos' hand while he was showering? Sure did.
Formalis
Yeah, it’s a real pain in the ass
aldashin
BoneSaudiArabia
CloneTHX2012
He who controls the reality stone also possess a transient asshole. Learn my wisdom, children
Benny721
Transient=sentient?
CloneTHX2012
the ability to create and destroy his anus at will. It exists temporarily, only when he desires it. Antman will have to be seductive. .. lol
ForgivingCat
Nu är det jul igen
Cordite101
Damn I feel old, I saw this at a Spike and Mike's Twisted Festival of Animation
OlDishandSwish
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Jonataurus
Can someone link the video? Thanks <3
SirKenjamin
https://youtu.be/MuOvqeABHvQ here you go slugger!
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
for thE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY... MY ANUS IS BLEEEEEEDINGGGG!!!!
hssndtam
For realz tho, stop with the anal play.
goflyblind
everybody dance!
darkchiron
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
TooFunkToDrunction
My spoon is too big
ThatTransformersDude
I am a Banana!
YourAnimeTasteisTRASH
*Vacuum noise*
shouldbestudyingnow
Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
YourAnimeTasteisTRASH
I live in a giant bucket.
OlDishandSwish
We need more of these
PhireWuffie
that wouldn't work, you morons. Thanos would crush Ant-Man with a single clap of his ass cheeks
LivingDecomposition
Dummy thicc
MegatronPewPew
Because he’s dummy thicc?
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Once he has all 5 infinity hemorrhoids, one ass-clap could turn half the universe into poo
Traliard
I honestly think this is the canonical reason.
OPGotDatSack
Thunderclap/seismic clench combo
Mikae84
Or straightly humilate ant-man by using laxative subtance and lots of burrito dinners before fight.
bartenderatarbys
Russo brother confirm thanos is dummy thicc to stop rumors
BroManDudeGuyPhD
terminal thickness
Gregadactyl
Gregadactyl
Dude beat up the Hulk, no fuckin way them guts wouldn't just squish Scott.
arejays
and dem cheeks T H I C C
Talligan
Then stick a car up there and expand it
Extremefear
Antman carries a vibranium spear and slowly expands it horizontally in his anus.
miserablepileofsecrets
Hawkeye’s special aenem... arrows would save the day
JollyBloke
But he could use one of those enlargement grenade things to have any other object expand up his ass, something vibranium perhaps
JollyBloke
I now realise this comment also holds relevancy for the porn parody
CossackHD
There is porn parody?
KansasComrade
TheGIJoel
Thanos is dummy thicc
TheBlueMuppet
The clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting the Avengers.
derobert
Why couldnt they call him earlier and make him shrink, go inside thanos head by ear and then destroy his brain, easy.
ItsRealTalk
This meme is funny (or at least was) but the reality is that Ant Man most likely would have had his powers cancelled out by the 1/2
ItsRealTalk
stones. By the time they first fight Thanos he has the Reality Stone, I imagine he could have used that to stop Ant Man's size changing. 2/2
BenSnow97
Cause that's how you end up with Athena https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metis_(mythology)
Lambdafish1
Baby Groot did it first
theredpanda09
He was stuck in the quantum realm.
iamthisguy247
He wasn’t stuck in the quantum realm until the snap.
ScrappyDoo23
He only went there right before thanos snapped his fingers. I think he was human sized for most of what would have been that timeline.
pancakesinthesky
which proves that Doctor Strange timed everything just right. He waited until just the right moment to give Thanos the time stone.
pancakesinthesky
If he hadn't, if he gave it too soon or waited to long, Scott would have been dusted as well.
Naeaes
Maybe the quantum realm isn't what protected him. He might have been among the 50% to survive anyway.