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Shameless repost. Just thought y'all would like this.
Apr 18, 2018 11:21 AM
IsNice
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Shameless repost. Just thought y'all would like this.
WeenerWaltz
WOWEE
Fucknorris
theritz22
SnesC
Pretty big talk from a guy named "Spoon."
briloveschickennuggets
spoon?
LebleuBenobi
rwiggy09
So, what's with the name spoon?
MOGoblins
hunkashunkawunka
Yo battery is low
dailyforecast
Seriously, how come whenever someone posts a screencap from an iphone, it's always about to die? every fucking time
CaptainPawfulFox
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
g6350
Hahahah what a freaking TIPA
Babbsykun1337
Killerknight007
Am I the only one who had Sp00nerism’s voice in my head while reading this?
treemole
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/209/105/7b2.jpeg
ASolitudeGuard
TheBlackVan
I'm sorry, Spoon. Did you want my help or not?
Imakemyownbeeranddrinkit
OMG - please put that phone on a charger!!!
just4thelolz
MrGalaxy446
GiantSnakeBirthdayCakeLargeFriesChocolateShake
jinglenuts
IsYaBoyDaBeanster
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
It's not enough.
Attacker732
My solution is simple. Everything goes into my hat when I get home. I don't leave without my hat normally, so I have to handle everything.
Davrem
dthninja2
SEGATA SANSHIRO!
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Wonder how that eternal battle against Chuck Norris is going.
dthninja2
It's gotta be good.
PerryTheDoubleAgent
Corgishavedisproportionatelysmalllegs
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
binhood
kneetothearrow
OhNoPotato
Kvothefefe
Only this:
ElSephiroth
«That is why your keys are lost already.»
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Hook those keys onto your dick, can't lose that!
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
That sounds like something a Slaaneshi Cultist would do. Are you a Slaaneshi cultist?
bannyd
eh hem.... John Bobbitt... does nobody remember John Bobbitt?!
ConcealedPsychosis
But what if you have a prosthetic dick? They make those y'kno
UmmonPrime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Leftyluck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFNcTx6PAA
eagleandy93
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in car ingition
ISenseAChallenger
is that a challenge?
VirginSurgeon
Really though, I knew a guy who had his dick pierced and for “fun” he would hook his keys to the ring and dangle the jangles. Yikes.
Renza0
tell that to John Bobbit
kittybuttwiggle
That sounds like exactly how to lose a dick.
BabyWitchErika
Pretty sure Theon would disagree.
AgolfHiller
TheVapeCrusader
TheVapeCrusader
Also, his name is REEK
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Reek reek it rhymes with freak.
MrRandom314159
You have to know your name.