Smooth

Nov 20, 2018 4:24 AM

EyesOnICE

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Smooth pupper

She's wetter than an otters pocket now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I bet good boi’s favorite shot is a scooby doo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the last time I take Jennifer Lawrence to a bar.... takes off and goes home with the dog. LOL

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like that is worth a chuckle, not utter amazement and bewilderment. Most dogs know how to "shake". He's a good boy, not a magician.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's easily impressed.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She might be the Super-well-socialized Dog Whisperer

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

see how easily impressed she is? THIS is why you go to a bar to meet girls.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is this the start of dog, white girl and peanut butter video?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I need brain bleach and eye bleach ASAP

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

The best part is he is so cool after he knows he has her.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Steal yo girl.

7 years ago | Likes 538 Dislikes 2

and he look like no fucks was given to her

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Air Horn sounds*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Puckett steal yo beard conditioner

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

them big eyes !

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dog is springing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rover’s gonna bury a bone later.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Guaranteed whore

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Love that dog

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, the first time I got picked up in a bar the guy was a real dog too. Not gonna end well for her

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either I know that girl or she looks like 75% of the female population in their 20s.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is sitting on the front page right now.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

wow... someone posted something that has already been posted... points to you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Link or shut up

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sure, I'll upvote this one too....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya the dog is cool, but I think that dude is about to hook up with the bartender.

7 years ago | Likes 499 Dislikes 3

No. He's not.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The barktender

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he does have the bestest of wingboys!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Negatory ghost ride, the pattern is full.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a dude, and a former bartender. The ladies go home with customers far more then the guys. The veteran tenders, not so much though.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Looked like she was flipping the bird in the beginning and the vent into "you're so sweet" mode

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet you think strippers like you

7 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 4

Of course they do! And they absolutely love my money.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Give us hope brother!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did date a stripper once......

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they never do... bartenders are nice for tips...

7 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 6

I hooked up with quite some bartenders in my life. Not always in a bar though.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

For real that dude only got enough game to get a "free" shot for them extra singles at the end

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dude. Jenna marbles is living proof thats not true. That's how she met julian

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is incorrect! And her body language is genuine, she wants a slice.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

She looks like she's figuring out if she can use the storeroom. She's ready.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cousin ended up marrying his bartender

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope the ceremony took place in the bar with all the regulars!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I roomed with 2 bartenders. Yes they do hook up with guests.

7 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

I hookup with one, but didn't meet her at a bar and learned she was a bartender afterward but that still count shut up

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Most bartenders are kinda whores

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 9

Can confirm!

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I was one.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I hooked up with a bartender. We were together for 4 years when she cheated on me. No more bartenders or hair stylists.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Stay away from "actresses" also

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hair stylists are whack jobs. From unfortunates experiences. Yes ok, two.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine was both a bartender and hairstylist. Way too much crazy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A good friend of mine agrees that hairstylists are a special form of crazy. She's a hairstylist.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0