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BraveStrawberry
#1 I assure you all that Gangsta Chess that I invented in hs is deadlier than Knife Monopoly.
anonymous6366
#9 Ctrl+down arrow, Ctrl+right arrow. Boom you're there
majesticwaddles
The antimemes in the middle of this dump were exquisite
fnoigy
I love anti-memes
md22mdrx
#1 Our family would play “Full Contact Spoons” at gatherings. I’d bet it would rival Knife Monopoly.
SmoeAhsolse
RoyalWithChz
#18 can someone explain this? I understand Simon says, but I can’t understand why these meme exists
Crazyaussiecanadian
Those memes are changing the words of other memes to make them "boring". I don't know what the original words were.
kredal
At least one version was “who thinks abortion should be illegal” and “who wants to adopt?”
FlatPlutoSociety
#15 It took SO long to get my mom to understand that she needs to click on the profile that I set up for her in the shared Netflix account.
ankokublackfang
#40 where's the minimum 5 years experience driving a model of car which only came out 2 years ago?
0xDEC0DE
Those listings are a scam, that allows them to claim no domestic applicants could be found, and bring in H1-B slave labor for pennies
rshini
or to promote some guy from within - usually the boss's nephew
RandyRandalman
#11 Holy shit I remember playing that on my friends N64 (we were broke and still on the SNES).
bluemyles
Sjama
#5 Ubisoft upgraded to a 4 potato set-up and sold the old one to imgur.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Thought Imgur still running hamster wheels.
WorkLurker
A step towards redundancy at least.
DanniLuxgarbe
The potato encourages the hamsters to run faster, though.
OlaphOfTheNorth
The Field Museum in Chicago literally has an entire valley of the kings tomb that was dismantled, shipped to Chicago, and rebuilt there
3nd3rwiggin
#1 Knife Monopoly means only I have the knife, but do not worry, I will be giving it to you soon enough.
PineappleLoopsBroether
#18 Simon didn’t say!
Snohomey
#26 A ham radio ID. What am I missing?
MPatt08
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Razor266
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waspentalive
#14 Joke's on Laptop, while he is spredsheeting and word processing all vacation because the boss cares not - Desktop is resting.
cameloDancer
#6 Hey! I work there! ?
staceyjorgenson31415
Well then, get to work ya W⚓️ ;-)
cameloDancer
I'm a carpet walker. Work tomorrow. Today is football and beer time!
IdiotSavantTinker
#40 Ouch. I saw a lot of this last time I had to job hunt. Except the pay was lower.
illmx
#16 huh?
nomoralcompasss
#9 Yeah, don' t do that. Paper comes from trees.
DickMercenary
You.. you do know you could just take the blank paper and put it back in the feed tray, yeah? It's not ruined just running through rollers.
KWJester49
Unless they print gridlines
occamsblazer
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Do Americans say Tuesday differently somehow?
somnif
Toos-day. But in some UK accents, it comes out sounding like Chews-day. Presumably that is what is being referenced.
BethMme4
Tyews-dee
AustimousPrime
#1 rock fight me bro!
GrimNyrah
#33 skewed data. Not nearly enough green or blue, and way too much red and yellow for what is presented.
Quixus
#1 How does the story end? Me: "I have the one knife." *stabs millionaire*
METROlD
I remember when Serious Sam came out. It was such a big deal that they used no fog or haze.
ameranthe
I remember they added the fog to Silent Hill 2 specifically because of this, but a later remaster had significantly worse fog effects
ameranthe
because the new graphics engine couldn't handle transparency right. It was ugly, you could see unfinished areas, and ruined the atmosphere.
thedudeman519
And SO MANY ENEMIES ON SCREEN AT ONCE
TheNoggle
Unironically Serious Sam was a well coded game for how... goofy? it is. It handled LOTS of enemies onscreen at once, all doing things.
Sinael
Original (non HD) also had some very cool gravity shenanigans in secret areas, and realtime rendering portals
thedudeman519
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA *boom*
secondtalon
"aaaaAAAAAAA yourself. ..... uh oh."
bantambasher135
"I hate running backwards!"
redkintoba
Toast sandwich actually isnt that bad.
Akillion
Where I'm from we call it a poverty sandwich
staceyjorgenson31415
Romesh ???? Is that you ??;)
PlatypusPowersActivate
Go British boy, go!!
ThomasThundersword
Ctrl down arrow Ctrl right arrow.
lolhwat
Hit the end key and then the down arrow, hit the end key and then the right arrow and that's the quick way to the end of a Excel sheet.
yourcommentisstupid
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ThomasThundersword
that shotcut jumps to the last contiguous cell with content from your selection in the arrow direction, if you’re in a blank cell, it jumps>
ThomasThundersword
to the first cell with content. and if there is no cell with content in that direction, it jumps to the last cell in the sheet that way. >
ThomasThundersword
so down right will take to last cell. and up/left to go home (assuming a blank sheet)
BeerandCats
#7 same.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
I have a sudden urge to try to play with the typing hand placement.
iananimated
I read your comment then looked down and yup, same. I'm not even playing a game. Aaand just went straight back into it after typing. Woah.
Skevoid
Ugh WASD is such an annoying default, there's no good reason for it.
cedrychskye
I learned FPS games using ESDF instead... and now it sucks whenever a game doesn't allow changing keybinds.
BeerandCats
Semi-arrow key organization, but for your left hand because the right is working the mouse
Skevoid
But so is ESDF, in the standard typing position for those fingers.
Protonel
But your pinky has a harder time using the ctrl and shift keys there, also the thumb on the space is too close to the right edge
Skevoid
The only reason games constantly use shift and ctrl is that they're set for WASD, if those are on a and z instead then it's like typing.
Skevoid
There's something wrong with your keyboard if the spacebar isn't in the right place for your left hand when typing... maybe massive hands?
Rookvlees
#1 As if a mere eccentric millionaire could afford a private island. That’s eccentric billionaire territory these days.
Gestalt7
Heisanevilgenius
Yeah, these days an eccentric millionaire is someone who owns their own house
wombatwobble
My old bosses (2 partners) Co owned an island. They were low 10's of millions net worth.
swedeonamoose
I mean a millionaire could still buy an island, would not be a very impressive one tho
rahbeNoodleBandit
Now I'm left wondering what the minimum island size is.
swedeonamoose
i think a rock that is surrounded by water but never submerged is technically an island but i'm sure there is some minimun size standard.
penguinbutts
#36 Or just yell, "MARCO!"
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Remember that time the police found/caught a guy by doing that? lol
somnif
The funny part is, the version of Cotton Eye Joe most Americans know these days was performed by a Swedish band.
ThisGuyPostingThings
That can't possibly be true, the only Swedish band is ABBA. All the rest are just Swed-ish.
somnif
Technically speaking, they weren't really a band. More a constantly revolving set of session musicians working for a group of producers.