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Mar 27, 2017 7:21 PM
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Fwatair
Hamdogger sounds like a sex position.
copingcabana
aleedalee
Thank you, I almost had to go crop this myself
Fantasticbow
The Lego thing just use a fitted sheet
IWantACleverUsernameToo
no comment about how the hight changing heel thing wouldnt even work since the soles are stiff...
KrautMick
Maybe there's a flex line built in to the sole.
IWantACleverUsernameToo
I've seen it done with sandals but I dont see how it would work with a pump while maintaining the fit of the shoe - IDK I am no engineer
feralisaur
Man that's crazy! It's almost like i saw this exact same picture of the FP yesterday!
dapepper18
How does no one point this out
joegolf31
Did it have any more pixels?
SchmidtySchmidtyPooPoo
The fuck is this, Sky Mall?
GimlisaurusRex
Portable fireplace looks like a good way to cut the shit out of yourself while being on fire after you trip over it because WHY THE FUCK
Hurro
I have one but I don't know why they thought to put it on the floor. It's better on a coffee table or almost anywhere else.
batlrar
It was shipped too soon. They meant to add boiling acid and venomous splinters.
FineBootyTouching
I have the sink-bubbler thing, I like it
FineBootyTouching
I think it's called a Tapi
Youropinionisirrelevant
Will still manage to get lego pieces EVERYWHERE
dannishadow
I thought the same thing. Never in a million years would the kids manage to keep the Legos on that thing while playing.
bigkingdingaling
I had one growing up 30 years ago. It was more for ease of clean up and storage. Throw everything in the bag and put it away!!
iputonpantsforthis
That woman was so awkward
YeaGetShwifty
Wireless key finder is actually useful. For my gf who always loses her shit
iMadeThisAccountJustToPostThisOneComment
Yeah I got one for my dad last Christmas, then he lost the actual remote to find the keys lol
SubgeniusMessiah
No one got the joke.
ImAnEngineerForTheMoney
I put one on my cat. It's amazing
ToastyMozart
And the bed riser with outlets is super handy for dorms.
fastxohi
That's a god damn Zucchini!
DrJim
Who does one need spiraled cucumber?
sarahlyzzibeth
For zoodles, of course!
sarahlyzzibeth
Well. Spiralized zucchini... but the same idea
FeedingChocolateToDogs
How risky is the last one? Put too much pressure on that thing and you're just squashing shit.
mrcatpoop
The learning curve on that ...
iputonpantsforthis
This is why the oceans are full of plastic.
Verldemert
ERMAGHERD HAMBERGERS
sarahlyzzibeth
Ermagerd verldemert
OlOneEyeTheScienceGuy
Usually I can some up with something to say, but I'm at a loss - the Ham Dogger...
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
its a middle-eastern food called a kabab. very popular and can be delicious.
ElCabaro
Are kababs not on sticks?
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
not necessarily. it's the shape
Jerkingherkins
Weenie burgers!
trubblebot
I actually owned that. It's easier to roll meat up tightly in saran wrap to form the hotdog shape. That device was shit.
QSlade
Makes you wonder which names they rejected
Lauranofun
The meat logger
CanIHaveOneOfYourFriesNoLikeJustOne
I'm just wondering why type need a tool to shape hamburgers into a tube?
pixarpizza
Jewish people at barbecues.
thatonerandomuser
We have a microwave drawer thing in our house, and waiting for it to open & close is an inconvenience b/c its motorized. 1st world problems
willfullyspooning
My parents have it. It's nice that it's out of sight but if you try and force the door closed it's annoying.
ExpertScientist
Well great I just purchased more than half of these, so thanks for that...
njneer12
That poor lady with the legos...stabbing her back for sure with that look.
horriblybadluckbrian
I don't think the dog harness looks very safe, looks too hard to unclip to be practical in a bad situation
AIComments
It certainly wouldn't restrain the dog in an accident. It wouldn't even. prevent the dog from jumping more than half way out the window
cKerensky
Holy fuck, that lemon squeezer looks like a plumbus.
wittie888
Do you know what happens when you put glass next to fire? It collects the ash or emittance that comes from the fuel. 9/11 will not look good
spudcosmic
No ash from gas.
BubbleGuns
not all fires produce ash-gas and biofuel options are great alternatives. the one in the pic looks like an ethanol burner so it'd be ashless
MabonFeathers
Heel one probably wouldn't work- seeing as the sole of the shoe shapes/determines the height of the heel.
CypherMarz
If I could get just one more pixel
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It has 460 × 12449 = 5,726,540 px. Maybe you're using the iOS app (which I'm told has a bug with tall images)
CypherMarz
Ahhh I am and I didn't know that thanks
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Try using your browser meanwhile. Far from perfect but it doesn't have *this* bug.
craziicrazii
Where is the "shut up and take my money" meme??
MaurnaElegYiar
I wanna know about the milk jug spray bottle thing
GFunk612
Spiral slicer not recommended for penile use.
whathappensifichangethistext
REALLY!??!!?
framboise
Instructions for unclear, got dick stuck in fan
PrecogFrogOnALog
But the spirals let you stretch it out so much longer
Midnightnews
GFunk612
If you're brave enough you're going to need a quality wrench.
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Istoleyourbooks
Then try it yourself.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
MRW I didn't listen:
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Fweezerker
Oh dear God!
Wazzamaniac
bartman2014
Not with that attitude
ElRadis
There's gotta be a better way!
OlOneEyeTheScienceGuy
When I worked at a pickle factory I liked to stick my dick in the pickle slicer. I got fired. So did she.
FreekoftheHood
Kek
AnonresponsivE
copingcabana
DoctorWhoots420
Hahaha fuck man, that's a good one
HelaciousWhiskey
The long version is pretty good. I got a new job at a pickle factory and when I got home I told my wife that I had av desire to put my penis
HelaciousWhiskey
In the pickle slicer. Well don't do that, she said, you could get hurt. One day I come back and tell her I did it. Oh my God, she says, what
HelaciousWhiskey
Happened?? I said I ended up getting fired. But what about the pickle slicer? She said in disbelief. Oh, she got fired too.
SubgeniusMessiah
That poop box, lol. They have no idea how lazy people are, it's cute.
DunderMifflinsKevinMalone
Didn't see the poop at first. Thought it was a device to give you an extra 3 inch boost in dire situations.
NateyPotatey
seems like you'd just smear poop everywhere
BJaminWaggler
I think they have every idea how lazy people are. Although the laziest don't bother with any of it.
mynameiselliott
12 steps to scoop shit? I'd rather pick it up raw dog.
unknowncreatures
I can see someone putting too much weight on that box.
Quattroiv
The imagery its beautiful! Laughed out loud.
FantasmaFeliz
I have an issue touching warm shits with plastic bags.
Quattroiv
Your issue is you like it but you don't have a dog?
FantasmaFeliz
I have 2 dogs.
Stostri
I imagine it's more for people who have difficulty bending over.
butmahitsjustmebooo
And for people who don't want to touch it.
lily10110
That's me. I cannot stand feeling the texture through the bag. Or getting wiffs of it when. I pick it up.
Fishworshipper
I literally vomit when I clean shit up. That box would be a godsend.
alticaarden
Plus I'm assuming it's recyclable as opposed to plastic bags which most people use
bigbootybigfoot
I think slot of poo bags are biodegradable..... Just not very quickly
Valhella
Probably shouldn't be putting poop in the recycling, though...
alticaarden
Fuck those sanitary guys