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Calorie restriction, intuitive eating, and limiting alcohol was the magic combo for me.
Sadly, my forehead didn’t shrink along with everything else.
2022
2025
Merry Chrysler from these menaces to society!
Ricobe9
Congrats and well done. You look great!
AgentBlondeFish
Well done OP! You're gorgeous in before and after, but you look happier in thr after. <3
Vanish914
Congratulations on the hard work and great results!🙌🏽
complicatednoodles
Thank you so much! ❤️❤️
Chicagorooftop
That guy must have weighed 211 Lbs, because he totally vanished
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ki4clz
I wouldn’t have noticed your hairline if you hadn’t brought it up
complicatednoodles
I wouldn’t have noticed it either if it weren’t so far back
magicaljeep
Smoking hot
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keystotheairlock
ZOINKS. Well done.
complicatednoodles
Ayyyyy thank you!!
keystotheairlock
You are most welcome 🌸
CatskinnerKeen
I, too, have a prodigious forehead. As a guy, everyone assumes I'm balding.
complicatednoodles
They might assume that about me too! Also lol @ “prodigious” 😂💀💀
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Congratulations!! Awesome job!
complicatednoodles
Thank you, Diet Coke!
fattymcfattzz
Its wild how much alcohol makes you gain weight ( in general) have know several people who stopped drinking alcohol and lost weight and looked different
complicatednoodles
It makes me feel extra snacky when I drink
fattymcfattzz
Feel ya when I was able to drink I’d just want to eat
zFUBARz
#4 Sam Reich?
complicatednoodles
No lol it’s Kevin James Thornton
justGeorge
And you kept the smile. Good job.
iscreamfantastic
I see a future comedy script where a woman gains weight to match her body size to her forehead.
complicatednoodles
Omg stealing this
Calicious
Killing it, congrats on the hard work
complicatednoodles
tveye82
Beautiful forehead
complicatednoodles
So much room for activities
mm2k
I like the one where you dressed like a dog.
complicatednoodles
My best look, to be honest.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
#9 Even your dogs are confused about your weight loss. Good job OP!
complicatednoodles
I think they’re confused about a lot, if we are being honest. 🥲
BrdCdn
You expect them to be flush with brain cells? In this economy? I'm living off scraps of them myself.
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XorKaya
Congrats.
And congrats on marrying Sam Reich.
complicatednoodles
😂😂😂 nah I’m taller than Sam
NotAGarbageCant
Since you're do stand-up, I'm gonna take the leap...
*Fivehead
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Normandingo
It didn't work out with smiley face?
complicatednoodles
No he’s still here. Just not a fan of social media 😂
AshesVonDust
That's really great! And also your eyebrows are gorgeous!
complicatednoodles
Thank you! 😊 ❤️❤️❤️
eromitlab
You're looking and doing great!
complicatednoodles
Thank youuuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️
ILoveVaginNomNomNomNom
Great job! I am on my own adventure at weight loss, slow and steady.
complicatednoodles
Nice! You’ve got this! 💪
IUpvoteFuturama
Good for you OP
complicatednoodles
Thank you so much!!
hsalonen3000
Is it the makeup, some after effects or did you eyes just grow in size?
n0n53n53
eyes don't grow, faces can shrink
complicatednoodles
complicatednoodles
I think it’s largely just that my face is less fat
Barrelback19
Be bloody proud of your work @op
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Dissipo
https://imgur.com/EtbTNDB
complicatednoodles
Gorgeous
ACentaurElbowDeepInMe
#9 OMG SHAMALA HAMALA!!
complicatednoodles
It was the 90sssss!!!!!
ACentaurElbowDeepInMe
I meant #4, crap. Putting in the wrong image number, throw it out the windoOoOow
ADDGirl
That's totally my thing, I love it, grandma!!!
UnitConversionBot
212 lbs ≈ 96.16 kilograms or 15 stone, 2 pounds or 1.202 washing machines
stonecoldstevebuschemi
Or 21.8545 2L bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red.
abacab87
What's the standard official weight of one washing machine?
spittytrinkles
A barrel and a half of Bananas.
DonL9
How much is that in bananas?
Marikhen
1/4 of the weight difference between a 2005 Dodge Magnum and a 2021 Polestar 2.
emu314159127001
1 smallish baby elephant
n0n53n53
people talk shit about americans using imperial systems of measurement, but the UK is still comparing people to rocks.
complicatednoodles
UnitConversionBot
145 lbs ≈ 65.77 kilograms or 10 stone, 5 pounds
stonetemplefox05
It's wild that only the before is measured in washing machines.
DdCno1
My washing machine weighs about this much though.
sticks44
Good bot
complicatednoodles
Never been compared to a washing machine before. Hot. 🥵
thedill2000
Oh it is hot? I'm gonna go tell me wife... As always, if you don't hear from me...
dumberthanyouraveragebear
There’s something humorous here regarding step brothers… but I’m not exactly sure what yet ….let me cook!
hogeyegrex
Unitconversionbot is not known for its tact. Much as we love the service, it’s a bot.
truthader
Washing machine = wet. Dryer = hot.
Okay I see your point
presswc
Guess you are fortunate enough to not be surrounded by red hats. They wouldn’t have an issue comparing a woman to a washing machine.
anomalousgadabout
Here we use the point as a thousand-separator, so I think a weight loss equal to one thousand two hundred and two washing machines is somewhat a great success. (/s, so I mean rally Congrats!)
SleepyHollowAppleTree
The first one almost makes it seem like the weight you lost was the guy.
Ludus
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titoitoi
aha! true then lol .. congrats on losing the weight, and keeping the dogs !!
complicatednoodles
No no, we are still together. But your comment made me laugh 😂
titoitoi
Woops, read way too much into that first blanked out face, thought the second guy photo was the new, trading up model lol
complicatednoodles
Nope! He’s a (very gay) comedian - Kevin James Thornton. ❤️❤️❤️