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I just found another baby I want to adopt!! See below.
His name is Blue and he is a 19 month cuddle bug. I want to go adopt him right this second!!! I’m trying to convince my husband. Wish me luck!
Blue will be my birthday dog tax!
BushDidWolf359
#3 Usually it’s a tongue punching my ass, not the other way around!
loopylCat
Happy birthday!
goodguyC
#9 https://www.honeycomb.io/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/better-way-1.gif
yomahnn
Welcome to your new home Blue! #GoGetBlue
thefreckledfox
Thank you!!! I’ll keep y’all updated but I don’t think my convincing is going well.
muffingirlization
I turned 40 this year too.
uchihaTaker
#3 oh plz.... You don't have a stomach for it
thefreckledfox
I guess I don’t.
norwad
Happy birthday. Hope youre having a good day. Im only 3years behind you.
thefreckledfox
Thank you!! I did have a good day though I could have had more sleep. Now that I’m old and all!
justforth
#5 is not even a bad salad. Just don´t drown it in the fucking ranch... just take some good oil and you´re golden!
JustinSaneFire
I will gladly take your birthday present as a regift
DeezNutzInUrButtz
I feel personally attacked by the salad one. Happy birthday anyways I guess.
thefreckledfox
Hahah I did to so I had to share the pain on my birthday.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I honestly don't get how GoT has an 86% rating, but then again I was never a fan of it, even before it's final season
thefreckledfox
I’ve never even seen it, but I can’t imagine much being better than ATLA.
ChiliBeef
I hope you get Blue a buddy to keep him company. Suggest it to be an early Xmas gift!
thefreckledfox
We already have two rescue dogs, that’s why it’s hard to convince the husband. We have a weenie dog and mutt!
sirbartonslady
I didn't know about this "post a dump of great stuff on your 40th birthday" thing, now i feel like i owe Imgur. Except all I have is reposts
thefreckledfox
Those are all ones I have borrowed from previous posts and am now returning!
Cheekymonkey82
Do not throw shit at your pets. Its not ok
smeshelman
Adopt! Adopt! Adopt! Sending good juju!
thefreckledfox
We already have two fur babies I convinced him to adopt, so I’m having a hard time convincing him to get a third.
LupusLilium
#15 Depending on the brand, a moscato might actually be best. Some are nice and light with a good bit of sweet, some can be bitter.
thefreckledfox
Thank you!! I will pick some up for dinner tonight.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Sometimes the salad is like 40 calories of veg, 300 calories of dressing
thefreckledfox
Those are the good salads!
TatanyaTanatia
I was laughing at #2 and JUST THEN my dryer chimed...
thefreckledfox
Laundry is the worst isn’t it??
BoomFountain52
Happy birthday
HairyChairstepper
#5 the salad here is made of salad
pcardinal42
Happy birthday, mine is today as well but you got me by 5 years
thefreckledfox
Hey! Happy birthday!! Hope you had a good day.
SomeDetroitGuy
#3 - if eating Taco Bell gives you digestive issues, you have a problem. Probably IBS. Talk to your doctor.
thefreckledfox
You think so? Everybody I know that eats it gets upset tummy.
SomeDetroitGuy
Then everyone you know has some sort of digestive issues. It shouldn't make you sick.
Phrykie
Bat the eyelashes, twirl the hair, get that adorable doggo into your household!
thefreckledfox
I’m trying!!! We already have two rescue doggos so I don’t think he is going to go for a third.
Phrykie
The Three Doggoteers
thefreckledfox
I. Love. It.
billbobagsh0t350
I turned 40 a month ago, so Happy birthday and...
thefreckledfox
Thank you!! It’s only been a day but it’s been good so far.