If this was a legitimate question and not just an excuse to use the word dik dik, those aren't them. They look like either gazelle or impala, hard to tell when they're moving so quick. People seem to underestimate just how small a dik dik is, they're literally the height of a big male housecat. Baby ones are the size of a teacup dog. If the question was just an excuse, then.. hehheh dik dik.
RenaissanceFaireMan
How do you know it's a zebra crossing? All the striped lines.
DeadWhiteMale
dusty
ironymus
Fun fact: we call a pedestrian crossing in Germany Zebrastreifen, which translates to Zebra Stripe.
OrkenMork
started out different...
Munchman347
'The convicts are escaping! They'll take my stripes for this!'...
Green11ndys
I don't think those were all Zebra..
psmith00
hi, Marty. hi, Marty. hi, Marty.
Lachwen
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
CeruleanK
The original said "red is green" and an American editor changed it because they didn't know the term and decided this would make more sense
Lachwen
It was "black is white" in the original BBC radio show.
deathblade369
Someone tried to prove black is white and got killed. (https://youtu.be/iuumnjJWFO4?t=170)
DrSharkbite
Flamingo crossing
RatOnnaStick
Here comes the flamboyance!
the3th
the one in the middle of the pack "FUCK YOU ALL, OUTTA THE WAAAAY, I'M FAAAAABULOUS!!!"
Powerish
Ate those white zebra with black stripes or black zebras with white stripes?
KalmaWallu
Fun science fact: with their colouring, zebras can have a pedestrian crossing wherever they want.
BananaForScaIe
Anyone can have a pedestrian crossing wherever they want?
Maviyakuku
The Lollipop lady is on her break.
anybodyjohn4
Jumanji
foampants
Sounds like Riverdance.
ChetinBey
Jeez what’s the fuckin rush?
MSL2321
That’s a scromble
RuNacken
I am positive there a joke in there, somewhere
InitHello
From the sound I was thinking horses.
urusername2
They need a striped strip
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YTd6YjA5am5hc3UzdGV1dDJ1ODllZG5rdGdjN2tjcHZ2M204eXhwbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PCljzqp8vIj3G/200w.webp
monkeyfly
Yep
scatterscott
They could put up a sign
32FGWolfhound
Duck crossing
larndt31411
I've used many zebra crossings, none quite like this one
tidepool
Wow and I thought a herd of 10 frightened deer crossing the street near the big city park was bad enough this is crazy!
djhash
But is it a zeee-bra or a zeb-ra crossing?
MeekTechVillain565
was something chasing them? Did the gif end to early?
whoatherebigfella
Yes
JohnBigboote74
woodworkerf
Orar Coming!!
firlefranz
Nope.
RatOnnaStick
TMPudding
What is stripey and eats like a horse?
randomwalrus
Waldo/Wally?
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
Tigers?
DaSauceSeeker
Were those dik diks at the start?
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
no just dik butts
witheredspoon
All those zebras chasing dik diks!
BargYartson
I wonder if something was chasing all of them
loxiabun
Antelope, possibly Impala. Dik dik are much smaller, like max 40cm(15in) tall.
AlterSack
Yes. They were desperately looking for a zebra crossing. If only they’d turned around!
egoAristippos
Three Impala cross ahead of the Zebra. Looks like Krügerpark, Impalas graze often along with Zebra there.
Wuz314159
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
DaSauceSeeker
Fuck no, I eat her out, like a real man!
BeaverOnFire
MCpeepantz
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXBpaGNnbXpkN2ZxZmF5eTl1bjUwNGNldW5jZm1heWpocnQ3cGV0NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/Wa904jKXSoPO8hiKA5/200w.webp
lowetzark
If this was a legitimate question and not just an excuse to use the word dik dik, those aren't them. They look like either gazelle or impala, hard to tell when they're moving so quick. People seem to underestimate just how small a dik dik is, they're literally the height of a big male housecat. Baby ones are the size of a teacup dog. If the question was just an excuse, then.. hehheh dik dik.
leslaron
Look like impala to me. Dik diks are way smaller after all
zombiejedediah
Mine is
DaSauceSeeker
It was a legitimate question, I was also thinking they were possibly gazelle, but also wanted to say dik dik *giggity*
whoatherebigfella
Who doesn’t/ wouldn’t like to say dik dik?
lowetzark
Hey, when you got the chance, you gotta take it. Power to you for taking the shot.
DaSauceSeeker
dirkhartzer
Aww, you two https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGVnMW9hbGpxZnFmeDZodmk2azlxcmM4aXJlN2V2ZXNianJuenNzZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14urMYvFxIKEms/200w.webp