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Taras Susak - "The Mantis Sister's"
Simone Ferriero - "The Orphan"
Ashley Wood
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Namh - "Pure Muscle Battle"
Tasuku Karasuma
Richard Pace
Konstantin Yegorovich Makovsky
One more dump of shit - https://imgur.com/gallery/4UtOcr3
MayMayz4DayzYo
#2 Over The Hedge is pretty damn good.
Happynightmare1
#2 Oh Cynthia what happened? Maybe if you called Angelica she would help you out like you did her.
Raszagil
The song playing for Coney Island rides video is "Softcore" by The Neighbourhood
gimmethatbecks
Doing the lords work. Thanks!
myotherrideisyermom
Iron Giant was the best!!!
Snooj
I'm not sure what that one was trying to imply. Boobs made for better Box Office take? Because The Road to El Dorado underperformed and Chel > Kida any day of the week.
TheAccursedHamster
#7 man was fighting for his life
likerice
He was surprised it flushed
MonkeyFunkingFunker
#25 I was at that gig. Black Crowes, Queensryche, Mötley Crüe (skinny Vince), Metallica (just after the Black album was released) & AC/DC .
KringelbertFishtybuns
#5 I hope he got the job!
Midgarmerc
I have a feeling if the interviewer is light hearted enough to reveal his own shorts it's not at all a deal breaker
rareunicornmeat
#18 pretty sure it was the work ethic that killed the family model.
rareunicornmeat
#13 She makes some excellent points.
r0b0tc0rpse
#22 He stepped out to block him on purpose, so I think it's kind of staged, if not instant karma.
joepineapplesindrag
Yeah looks maybe staged. But just like wrestling, I appreciate the form.
SexyToasterArt
#23 naw, they don't say sorry at all.
Snooj
Yeah, they don't say anything. That's the whole point.
Hotjoe1991
#24 I dont get it
Juni0220
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nojustsayitdont
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
No, I think it's badly written and she accidentally added a requirement that doesn't fit in her "don't swipe right if you-" list. I do think she wants someone older than 22. "Be older than 22" is a standalone requirement.
nthensome
Can someone explain the workout dude vid?
tribalistic
When you brag about how many plates you can do, it's usually for bench press, moving the weight straight up and down with your large and strong chest muscles. Two plates is a lot for the average human but a given for larger gym-goers, so not much of a brag. The trick is he's doing a different exercise, a french curl, using his triceps.
Thenewdef
A français boucle, using his trois mushroom? Incroyable!
/Can't speak french, don't go to the gym, suck at anatomy.
Musicosity
He's fucking jacked, and can probably bench press like 4 plates. The initial reaction is thinking he is about to do bench press with this assumption. He then does "skull crushers" with it for reps. Doing that with 135 (2 plates) is difficult.
keyblader1985
#26 No Guns Life; awesome show
Sunshine12345
#5 the quickest way to know you fit in with the company culture.
shadolance
I'd hire that man *because* of the fine taste in shorts. Almost as good as my taste in shorts.
First company event is a shorts competition.
lsnasty
grippy
kytele
with a kid? doubtful
iamoverrated
AKA like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
SpectreA19
I'm not saying #2 was *justified*....but I'm also not like...disagreeing....
mksu
#7 A white rug in a bathroom is a bold choice.
MyBackHurtz
Honest, the word is honest. I have white towels and white throw mat. You KNOW when it's time for new.
psouza4
Is bold the right word?
veteranpenguin
SJBSavageInk
It's not the word I would use for putting carpet in the bathroom to begin with lol
powerrangerpl
#21 What is the kid saying in the video? I don't want to die in a fire? I can not make it out.
TheLostAccord
Sounds to me like she's saying "I hope you die in a fire"
powerrangerpl
Oh, that escalated quickly.
MelodyLightfoot
#27 I had a customer a long time ago when I was studying Massage Therapy that had Endo, it does not sound like a pleasant experience at all. -_-
HomicidalDirtMuppet
#30 Richard was one of my art instructors in college. Great guy and work is amazing and I recommend following him if you like it. He does incredible comic book art too
boobsalot
#9 Oh I feel sorry for her. She should be flushing Her eye with water.
Mairoa
I don't. She should be flushing her eye with water, not putting hands full of whatever hurt her into her eye. Hard to feel sorry for sometime literally only acting to make their situation worse
cybergeek
She's a *child*, dude. Careful you don't cut yourself with all that edge. 🙄
OnyxTurret
I had the exact same thing happen to me ages ago. She's not wrong.
Snooj
Maybe I'm weird but I don't find little kids screaming in pain all that funny.
drunkbs
Snooj
Yeah, kids falling down, falling off bikes, getting plowed over by the family dog, that's funny. A girl squirting soap in her eye and screaming in pain for 20 seconds, not funny.
drunkbs
Meh, it's still a little funny; she did it to herself. I remember doing stupid shit like that as a kid, it was funny then too.
DallasGuage
#14 I was sleep well tonight knowing that I'm not her type
transientmind
They blur her name and face but not her IG and OF. c.c Very considerate.
Sorrontis
Can we talk abouyt that last one?
MarsIsNotTheRightDirectionForADysonSphere
Croc searching for Batman's cave.
Snooj
They're just trying to monitor the water flow.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Amazing.
skunkaway2000
The big lizards are not smart... 😄
Foolster41
Joanna did you climb in the water pipes again?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I understood that reference!
VonBonegrinder2290
#15 Ashley Wood is so underrated. Some of my favorite Mecha art.
kazeman
His art in MGS games was awesome
Wheredidthisgosowrong
Well, I Ashley would, too...
aloharamada
#14 ..."grippy"?
ObtuseRobot
I believe she's referring to the elasticity of her vaginal walls.
aloharamada
I was afraid it might be something like that. Would a real woman actually post any of this? This seems like bait some red pillers would post to prove how "privileged" women are.
CurbYourClassWar
Unfortunately people like her do actually exist.
MelodyLightfoot
It's likely just OF bait
aloharamada
Oh, like a hate-fuck thing?
MelodyLightfoot
Nah, more like a "I don't care I what she's like I just wanna see her boobs." kinda thing. Probably won't get a LOT of peeps but make enough of these profiles and they can get a bit of traction.
Shiggityshaybae
#14 goodness. Is it like, a contest to see how many red flags she can fit into a single profile?
Oban
Its ragebait / onlyfans ad, surely.
ChuckTenor
I'm getting:
"I'm looking for a guy in finance,
Trust fund, 6'5",
Blue eyes"
ItsMoreComplicatedThanThis
Pretty sure that's either satire, rage bait, or both.
Septcanmat
…what does she have against turtles?
seir
Her dad was Shredder. The "I'm half Asian" was a give away
GottaGetThoseSeedsMorty
How am I supposed to go on 2+ vacations a year if I have to be working 45 hours every week?
sadurdaynight
The translation of that is she only wants to be around for the fun stuff, not the dreary "how's your day, tell me about your work problems" stuff. It just underlines that she's a selfish jerk and you're just a wallet for her and her kids. I guess she thinks grippy vag and an onlyfans page makes her unicorn.
A1iasNode
She said older than 22. Everyone keeps reading it as younger.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
You don't deserve the downvotes, fam. I'm with you.
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
We’re reading it as she wrote it.
Don’t swipe right if:
Be older than 22
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
She wrote it badly. As written, it doesn't make any sense. Makes a lot more sense if she's an idiot, incapable of writing cohesively, and accidentally added "BE older than 22" when it should have said "Don't swipe right if you... are younger than 22." I really think she just fucked it up, and you guys are putting too much faith in her writing abilities.
nthensome
I can fix her
deetatron
Grippy?
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Lucallia
I mean If you continue to drive forward despite a sign saying 'bridge is out ahead' then i guess you deserve whatever is coming to you.
ThanatosElNyx
What does grippy mean here?
quintessentialrob
Tight kitty
snafu999
Tight pussy (despite the two kids)
CeruleanK
I'm just wondering if there is anyone in the world who somehow has a $100,000/yr job at 22 but wasn't living with their parents at 17. "I'll make you an executive at the company, boy, but there's no way I'm waiting until the age of majority to throw you out of this house."
Totallycasual
I mean, i could have ticked a lot of that off at 22, but i was a teenage drug dealer lol
Imsomewhatofaboobmyself85
That is like half of the men in her category
imonsei
Old money. The answer is old money.
IEatYourSombrero
Also 5'11 which is 180cm, not 185. This is genetically engineered ragebait.
Astral134
I make that much a month working 2 hours a day at home! Watch this video to learn how!
infernalspectre
Right? Also 1. Probably should've blanked out the ig and of a long with the name. But also, has to be 22 or younger and not lived with parents for 5 years? So they needed to move out at 16 or 17?
SJBSavageInk
Older than 22. Not younger. Man a lot of people misread that.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
I'm sorry you're getting downvotes. I'm fairly sure you're correct and most people are putting too much faith in her ability to write a cohesive bio. I absolutely think she added a requirement that didn't fit into her "don't swipe right if you-" list. Otherwise, it would say "are older than 22." She WANTS someone 22+.
SJBSavageInk
Definitely. She didn't write it correctly but it's pretty obvious she's saying she doesn't want a child.
infernalspectre
The entire list are things she is rejecting (do not swipe right etc). As 'be older than 22' is in the list, she only accepts people 22 or younger.
CurbYourClassWar
No, reread it slowly.
SJBSavageInk
It's listed under swipe left if you're but the way it's written it's obvious she is saying she doesn't want a child.
ChrisYourself
Imma guess it's fake ragebait because Internet
JustSomePersonThere
Created by an American incel, 100% guaranteed.
memedrift2410
You must not have spent much time in online dating. Trust me, they are out there...
RecurringNightmare
ragebait so the screenshot gets shared and the "accidentally" not blurred out IG and OF accs get some clicks...worked on me, girl on IG definitely doesnt look like she has two kids...
Domek97
She's sounding like a job posting, asking you to be younger than 22 and out of your parent's place for more than 5 years
xaddak
And making six figures, as what, a fresh college graduate?
porcinechoirmaster
Yeah, so she's a teen mom looking for... a former emancipated minor who wants a trophy wife?
blessedarethecheesemakers
Except the trophy is more of a participation award.
mynamespaul
It’s phrased quite confusingly but I think she wants someone older than 22. I think she breaks from the “here’s a list of things not be” with the use of the word “be”. “Be older than 22”. I know that’s dumb, but she seems dumb.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Yes, exactly.
malbec
I’m pretty sure she said you have to be 22+
MinimumContributor
Don’t swipe right if you: be older than 22
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
If it had said "Are older than 22," I would agree with you. Considering her other requirements, it would make a lot more sense for her to be asking for someone over the age of 22.
SJBSavageInk
It said older not younger
hyjukilo
Yes, DON'T swipe right if older than 22. Just like all the other conditions.
SJBSavageInk
It's obviously a mistake with her English. Her job is social media, probably code for cam girling. I'm not expecting her to have grammatical excellence. The average person can't even achieve that.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
I don't think that's the case. I think she made a mistake by adding a requirement that didn't fit her "don't swipe right if you..." list. Many of her other prerequisites are nearly impossible for someone less than 22 years old. Extrapolating from all the provided info, I find it most likely that she requires 22+, not <22.
hungmung
She said older than 22 so that's at least slightly possible.
MelodyLightfoot
Nope, she says don't swipe right if you are older than 22
hungmung
Oh misread that.
MelodyLightfoot
no worries, you're not the only one.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
No, I think she made a mistake. I do think she wants someone older. "Be older than 22" is the whole requirement. Doesn't make sense in the context of her list, but it's nearly impossible to be under 22 and have most of the other things.
MelodyLightfoot
She doesn't want dates. she wants OF subscribers. She probably has 15-20 of these profiles all aimed at different demos.
Snooj
She's putting a lot of faith in what 36DD brings to the table.
ArmedandOverclocked
Based on thr videos on IG that measurement is a total lie
koopaya
got her two boys, and they are her world
4Astaroth
Yeah, that sounds like she'd attempt to kill your kids/nephews or any kids if it isn't her two boys.
FormalWareBytes
Which are fairly incompatible with "Adventurous AF"
deetatron
Grippy?
ReconfigureTheCitrus
She's talking about her vag.
Shiggityshaybae
Explains the 2 boys. Won't let you pull out if you want to
deetatron