Oct 17, 2019 11:23 AM
PupsikCat
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stiof95
Seems the bees have a new disguise on how to get close to houses without people freaking out
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
Hide that parcel brotha!
ohgwannabe
“I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. People think pleasing God is all God..”
“..cares about. But any fool living in the world can see it always trying to please us back.”- Alice Walker, The Color Purple
HrdWodFlor
FYI if anyone cares. Those are called Plum Madness Petunias. We sell them at work.
RedLemonSlice
Plot twist: He finally found where to spit out his chewing tobacco.
wholesomeSociopath
Is that kenny from killing eve? Why is he out on the field. Abort abort. Cuteness overload
This is why kenny cant be a spy. Villanelle would just leave a poisoned bouquet and shed get bored and chop his knob off
KageroShijima
Has time to smell flowers, but not to ring bell
leakypete
Nice amazon ad
MasterPrime
It'd be misleading though. he didn't scan at the point of delivery or take a picture. He'd be written up.
DreamingZombies
Why didn't he knock on the door to deliver the parcel?
Meepsicle
Apparently in USA that's an acceptable way to 'deliver' a parcel, and why people need porch cameras. So much for chain of responsibility.
Do letters go through the letter box at least?
Maybe? I don't live there. But I guess places do still have those burgleable tins on sticks by the street that they put mail into.
Muttons1337
This is why I decided enough was enough. I was tired of just pretty flowers. I wanted shit that smelled good too. I now smell Russian sage.
Every day when I come home or leave the house. The bees love it, I love it. I'm colorblind, but I can still see the beautiful hues of purple
PwnageHobo
Well he had to spit his gum SOMEWHERE
Tekni
that was very wholesome, thanks
Skawomplious
He's checking to see if the UPS driver marked their territory the day before.
KentuckyFriedChildren
MedicSailor
Bot account?
BahamutBBob
Can confirm, Amazon drivers don't do anything to signal that they were there, leaving the door very wide for package theft.
terminexTM
Leave the direction to do so for your driver in the section that.. you know exists for that purpose.
Inarticulated
Just making sure his mark is the most recent one
PotatoFaceSmurf666
I'd do it
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Please don't spit your tobaccy juice in my flower pot thankyouverymuch.
Iamabananaaa
Things that amazing drivers can do that gynecologists can’t. Put their face into their work
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
*shouldn't.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
+1 for the joke, but boy do you have a misunderstanding at how close a gynecologist has to get sometimes
Ucanthankmel8r
Damn it. I typed amazon
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
I mean, he *is* an Amazon delivery guy. Got the smile logo on his back and everything.
Huggitt17
Still works
PatrickRob82
Don't lie. You think he's amazing. Don't fight it.
BeRad117
No mistakes, just happy accessions.
antagonisticcontrarian
I would think that not all vaginas smell like tulip's and berries!!!
I haven’t came across one that smells anything like that unless she just showered up
questioning1my1own1thoughts
If your genitals naturally smell like flowers and berries I’d go to a doctor
Just made an appt!
PaintYourWagon
I dont know about that, if I see an amazon delivery man shoving his face into my package and taking a good wiff I wouldnt be ok with it...
yeahnotbatman
yeah the thought of a stranger with his fingers in my box prying it open to get a smell is pretty unnerving.
Then you sir don’t know how to take a compliment
FitzFarseer
I would ?
aboxofcheezits
double entendres... Double entendres everywhere.
PeterTheHacker
This guy is my mood.
crickshz
Someone get me his number please
PrincessPuffyPants
I love his little hop at the end, its such a pure joy moment
Commentsaboutyourusername
The hop would've looked better in puffy pants
LightningMcQueef
Ah nothing like a vigorous sniff of cocaniums
elecomio
This must be an amazon ad.
munchmunchmunch
I fully expected him to skip away.
DeepRed369
Your thinking of the other video that sags like its this dudes last stop of the day.
aap71
He kinda did, right?
MrHandsOn
Another crap too soon ending meme.
I’ll give it to you.
BOBNOBODY
If we can't stop and smell the flowers now and again.......What's the point!!
WizardHarryDresden
That's offense to the freaks with no sense of smell. Apologize
relpmeraggy
v
Dimedius
Amazon will see this and then counsel him on how to better optimize his delivery route.
RogersPlace
pleasedownvotemycomments
IM FUCKING ALLERGIC TO POLLEN
Billy2sweet
Im allergic.
Kbantar
I suppose I'm atypical. I really dislike the smell of flowers.
OliverClothesoff70
frood42
Nailed it!
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
...and assholes too!
I'm not listening to a NOBODY!
MissSpelledTattoo
PeachesTheDestroyer
If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?
doodledeedoo
The Hokey Pokey?
AdmiralOutrageous
You are for scuba?
diegol92
HubicPairs
This reaction GIF gets me genuinely delighted every time
FuzzyWolfy329
Happy 1’000th upvote, my dude!
lol, just saw this message....thanks buddy!
kohrah
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/ac/79/eeac79ffb0204fd1009e28eb5548b836.jpg
NumbW0n
And then that skip. Love it.
Gauntlet2013
That’s his calling card on a single lady’s house...smooth.
iamthemurray
He knew what was in that box
NuggetsPL
Working for Amazon, I get a good laugh when people ask me what's in the box in delivering. They assume I ordered it ordered it for them
I see what you did here
MudkipsRevenge
Bane mask
chromofoam
ITS A DICK IN A BOX!
ThisFireGrowsHigher
oooOoooOoOoooOoo, dick in a box bay bay.
KWANZAA
A man who loves flowers cannot be bad!
NotAirConditioned
I have sex with flowers. I must be the best of people.
IPostedWhat
pronoun
holy shit I was just about to google this
JustinSane6
Hitler used to paint flowers. I’m just saying.
optimusgoose
Not very well, apparently.
ACompletelyDifferentRobot
Does that mean he liked or loved flowers, or that he thought those who'd buy his art liked flowers? Or was it an exercise of technique?
Also, way to godwin flowers, of all things :D
BannedAt9800Points
Ergo Hitler used to not be bad.
Jusmar
And then he was like the worst
Imgerruinedimger
But he redeemed himself when he kileld hitler. Great guy.
Killed* damnit
stiof95
Seems the bees have a new disguise on how to get close to houses without people freaking out
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
Hide that parcel brotha!
ohgwannabe
“I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. People think pleasing God is all God..”
ohgwannabe
“..cares about. But any fool living in the world can see it always trying to please us back.”- Alice Walker, The Color Purple
HrdWodFlor
FYI if anyone cares. Those are called Plum Madness Petunias. We sell them at work.
RedLemonSlice
Plot twist: He finally found where to spit out his chewing tobacco.
wholesomeSociopath
Is that kenny from killing eve? Why is he out on the field. Abort abort. Cuteness overload
wholesomeSociopath
This is why kenny cant be a spy. Villanelle would just leave a poisoned bouquet and shed get bored and chop his knob off
KageroShijima
Has time to smell flowers, but not to ring bell
leakypete
Nice amazon ad
MasterPrime
It'd be misleading though. he didn't scan at the point of delivery or take a picture. He'd be written up.
DreamingZombies
Why didn't he knock on the door to deliver the parcel?
Meepsicle
Apparently in USA that's an acceptable way to 'deliver' a parcel, and why people need porch cameras. So much for chain of responsibility.
DreamingZombies
Do letters go through the letter box at least?
Meepsicle
Maybe? I don't live there. But I guess places do still have those burgleable tins on sticks by the street that they put mail into.
Muttons1337
This is why I decided enough was enough. I was tired of just pretty flowers. I wanted shit that smelled good too. I now smell Russian sage.
Muttons1337
Every day when I come home or leave the house. The bees love it, I love it. I'm colorblind, but I can still see the beautiful hues of purple
PwnageHobo
Well he had to spit his gum SOMEWHERE
Tekni
that was very wholesome, thanks
Skawomplious
He's checking to see if the UPS driver marked their territory the day before.
KentuckyFriedChildren
MedicSailor
Bot account?
BahamutBBob
Can confirm, Amazon drivers don't do anything to signal that they were there, leaving the door very wide for package theft.
terminexTM
Leave the direction to do so for your driver in the section that.. you know exists for that purpose.
Inarticulated
Just making sure his mark is the most recent one
PotatoFaceSmurf666
I'd do it
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Please don't spit your tobaccy juice in my flower pot thankyouverymuch.
Iamabananaaa
Things that amazing drivers can do that gynecologists can’t. Put their face into their work
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
*shouldn't.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
+1 for the joke, but boy do you have a misunderstanding at how close a gynecologist has to get sometimes
Ucanthankmel8r
Iamabananaaa
Damn it. I typed amazon
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
I mean, he *is* an Amazon delivery guy. Got the smile logo on his back and everything.
Huggitt17
Still works
PatrickRob82
Don't lie. You think he's amazing. Don't fight it.
BeRad117
No mistakes, just happy accessions.
antagonisticcontrarian
I would think that not all vaginas smell like tulip's and berries!!!
Iamabananaaa
I haven’t came across one that smells anything like that unless she just showered up
questioning1my1own1thoughts
If your genitals naturally smell like flowers and berries I’d go to a doctor
antagonisticcontrarian
Just made an appt!
PaintYourWagon
I dont know about that, if I see an amazon delivery man shoving his face into my package and taking a good wiff I wouldnt be ok with it...
yeahnotbatman
yeah the thought of a stranger with his fingers in my box prying it open to get a smell is pretty unnerving.
Iamabananaaa
Then you sir don’t know how to take a compliment
FitzFarseer
I would ?
aboxofcheezits
double entendres... Double entendres everywhere.
PeterTheHacker
This guy is my mood.
crickshz
Someone get me his number please
PrincessPuffyPants
I love his little hop at the end, its such a pure joy moment
Commentsaboutyourusername
The hop would've looked better in puffy pants
LightningMcQueef
Ah nothing like a vigorous sniff of cocaniums
elecomio
This must be an amazon ad.
munchmunchmunch
I fully expected him to skip away.
DeepRed369
Your thinking of the other video that sags like its this dudes last stop of the day.
aap71
He kinda did, right?
MrHandsOn
Another crap too soon ending meme.
munchmunchmunch
I’ll give it to you.
BOBNOBODY
If we can't stop and smell the flowers now and again.......What's the point!!
WizardHarryDresden
That's offense to the freaks with no sense of smell. Apologize
relpmeraggy
Dimedius
Amazon will see this and then counsel him on how to better optimize his delivery route.
RogersPlace
pleasedownvotemycomments
IM FUCKING ALLERGIC TO POLLEN
Billy2sweet
Im allergic.
Kbantar
I suppose I'm atypical. I really dislike the smell of flowers.
OliverClothesoff70
frood42
Nailed it!
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
...and assholes too!
Commentsaboutyourusername
I'm not listening to a NOBODY!
MissSpelledTattoo
PeachesTheDestroyer
If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?
doodledeedoo
The Hokey Pokey?
AdmiralOutrageous
diegol92
HubicPairs
This reaction GIF gets me genuinely delighted every time
FuzzyWolfy329
Happy 1’000th upvote, my dude!
BOBNOBODY
lol, just saw this message....thanks buddy!
kohrah
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/ac/79/eeac79ffb0204fd1009e28eb5548b836.jpg
NumbW0n
And then that skip. Love it.
Gauntlet2013
That’s his calling card on a single lady’s house...smooth.
iamthemurray
He knew what was in that box
NuggetsPL
Working for Amazon, I get a good laugh when people ask me what's in the box in delivering. They assume I ordered it ordered it for them
Gauntlet2013
I see what you did here
MudkipsRevenge
Bane mask
chromofoam
ITS A DICK IN A BOX!
ThisFireGrowsHigher
oooOoooOoOoooOoo, dick in a box bay bay.
chromofoam
KWANZAA
PupsikCat
A man who loves flowers cannot be bad!
NotAirConditioned
I have sex with flowers. I must be the best of people.
IPostedWhat
pronoun
holy shit I was just about to google this
JustinSane6
Hitler used to paint flowers. I’m just saying.
optimusgoose
Not very well, apparently.
ACompletelyDifferentRobot
Does that mean he liked or loved flowers, or that he thought those who'd buy his art liked flowers? Or was it an exercise of technique?
ACompletelyDifferentRobot
Also, way to godwin flowers, of all things :D
BannedAt9800Points
Ergo Hitler used to not be bad.
Jusmar
And then he was like the worst
Imgerruinedimger
But he redeemed himself when he kileld hitler. Great guy.
Imgerruinedimger
Killed* damnit