kitty workout

Feb 1, 2017 10:29 AM

Dreikaesehoch

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I need SAUCE for... reasons...

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That cat has no cares.

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How could you move beyond the awe of that dude enough to have cares?

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Either super lesbian or super hetero man?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God damn he's majestic...or she I can't tell if the cat's male or female

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red cats are 9 times out of 10 male.

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Great username

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Must be nice to be this attractive. And to have a human that carries you around.

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Anyone could do this. Just go to the gym every day until a human adopts you.

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That's a really fuckin' nice kitty right there.

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I am a jealous man.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i am a jealous kitty.

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o_o maybe we can team up and make a jealous version of this gif...

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sorry my human said no. i gotta poop now

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rekt

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The shock on the cat's face when he uses the tail as a towel.

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I know! He can use me as a towel

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Yep that's purrfect :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ive seen this 12 times and never noticed! That's so funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That made me audibly chuckle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the cat and his ancestors were all offended

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This would be a serious workout with my cat. He's fat AF

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"Excuse me, rude."

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"Welcome to King Burger, home of the King Burger, where you can have it your way...but don't get crazy."

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Someome take a close up shot of that shock. I would. But am laze

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I laughed at that too. He looks so scandalized.

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He has a face?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the cat and his ancestors were all offended

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"How dare you Kevin?"

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I skipped to the comments and had to scroll up to see, after reading this. Nice catch.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

wait until he uses 2 cats as oven mitts.

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Um.... I'm going to have to lick that later kind sir so please stop using it to wipe up your human leakage problem.

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And bam, kidney failure

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Yet the cat doesn't seem disturbed when used as a fury dumbbell - must have grown up that way Lol

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I want his haiiiiir

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I want to send this to my grandma but I don't want her to have a heart attack

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Tell her to start with a kitten as to not strain herself immediately if she's new to working out.

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I'd like to give him a workout!

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I tried to do this with my cat once, he farted as i lifted him up. It wasn't nice. He fucking knew what he was doing.

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I guess better than a shart or puke

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I'm so glad I read down this far... that's hilarious.

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He looks great! But I think the kitty needs a diet and a workout of his own

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jesus christ wtf is that xD

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Then there's the rest of us guys https://media.giphy.com/media/SoV9BYlgYicGQ/giphy.gif

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Untrue, I never smile

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Yes

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You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

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Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What hump?

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Holy butts that man is hot. I'm straight, married, and have two kids.

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I'd swallow his dads cum to taste the recipe

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Laughing my ass off because of that. Thanks <3

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Holy shit that's funny

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Holy shit. Lmaooo

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I love your big D.

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You'd have to suck on his mother's ovaries too

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hahahaha im laughing. this is the best use of this meme.

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jesus fucking christ

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I honestly cackled out loud like a cartoon witch. Thank you.

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Exactly the same, it was creepy.

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Fuck you with your hot buddy, your beautiful face, your fancy hair and your fuckin cute kitty! *eats doritos angriely*

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Thank you for that

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Probably only his good genes.

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He has a hot buddy?

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As a gay guy, his hair ruins it for me.

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I don't mind at all

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As a straight female, I still don't understand this hair style that's going around! He would look so much better with a buzz or short cut!

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*angrily

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*angrierly

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*arngriehllry

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And fuck you "proper spelling"

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As you can see my english sucks, but i appreciate your corrections and use them the next time when im typing something angrily :)

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pressure*

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No prob.

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Lmao

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No i Dubbz comment?

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Is that the trollfaced Youtube frogsuit guy?

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I saw that non-animated cover photo and thought "gay porn, on the FP? neat".

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As a questionably straight man, dude's attractive af no doubt.

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Great use of gif! XD

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this needs to be top comment

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After watching this, I mean, who isn't?

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me, considering im a woman.. and probably any other woman who isn't a lesbian

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http://imgur.com/0VP8ktc.gif

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Milhouse, lower those eyebrows!

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Milhouse, lower those eyebrows!

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While I do recall the scene you're making reference too, I choose to act in defiance! v

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Love Alaska!!

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You're makeup is terrible!

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You are also makeup is terrible

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Pretty funny interview with Charlie on how they almost killed Danny in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OSu1wfGjw

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Doooot for when i can play sound

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Same

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Same

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Danny Dootvito to watch later

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For when I can use sound

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Not available in my country.. Damn soviet canuckistan and its censorship.... or copyright issues, which ever.

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Get a VPN they are cheap and worth it.

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I don't know enough about them to know which to buy or how to use it.

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Ghostvpn or private Internet access.

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Because of Danny's buoyancy, he didn't really sink. They put weights on him, he had trouble surfacing, he almost drowns.

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As a straight male......sploosh

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*splooge

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You don't watch Archer, do you?

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Tough crowd, eh? Yeah, I get the reference v I just tried a variation because you said you're a dude..

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I got it. "Splooge" just leaves a worse taste in the mouth than "sploosh" >:-)

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Newsflash....you're not straight.

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- Says the 27 year old UGLY virgin. Got em

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What does that have to do with knowing the definition of a word?

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- says the 27 year old UGLY virgin. Got em

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.......well shit

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Wait you cant be straight to notice someone is attractive of the same sex?

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Sploosh? That means noticing someone's attractiveness? To me that means you're into them. I'd absolutely not say that about a guy. Any guy.

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I mean Sploosh is a term for female ejaculation, maybe he's commenting on the behalf of some women who Splooshed and are unable to type.

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He could work my kitty.

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My kitty is old, and only likes to rest on the pillow; definitely does not like other peoples' bodily fluids. Oh, wait, you meant...

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Sorry. No idea.

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Right? Who is he??

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So glad you know where it came from!!

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You've got one of the most hilarious usernames!

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*bows* yours makes me hungry

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*bows* yours makes me hungry

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Travis DesLaurier for anyone wondering

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.

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I know your game. You think you're so subtle no one would notice? Rumbled.

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+1 for you sir/ma'am. Shhhh

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what a sexy man

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You're doing God's work, buddy.

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He's 31yo, from Canada. For some reason I like to know stuff like that.

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oh canada! is there anything you cant do

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I have a friend like you, he literally knows every single actor/model by name age and sometimes even has fun facts about them.

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and then there is me, When i recognize a celeb im like: "Oh hes the dude in the movie with the war and the pewpewpew"

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Ha!

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I think we're soulmates. That is exactly how I describe any actor/musician. You know that one song that goes la lala la

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Your name has given me a clue as to which song you are referring to haha

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He's 31?!?! GOOD LORD. I'd have guessed 26 at most, and I follow him on Instagram...

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Nevermind, @travisbechboy ... Got it

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What's.... What's his username? And yeah, as far as I can tel he's 31, 32 in June.

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I'm scared that you know that, but not his Instagram. That's next level stalking. Also: https://www.instagram.com/travbeachboy/

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I honestly just googled him. I can see how my phrasing came across like I knew the info already. Thanks! :)

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"Ripped guy gives pussy a major workout"

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Beat me to it. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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"Ripped guy uses red haired pussy to workout"

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Redhead

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I know a couple good workouts that he can do with my pussy! Yowza!! #pleasecomeoverandbringyourcatcuzitscute

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I wish he would work my pussy out...

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Ummm. Pick me

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9 thousand & 1 penises?

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Prepared your inbox

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Its over 9000

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Pretty sure I saw that scene on ***tube the other day

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Pussytube?

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cattube?

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Yeah, there is alot of stuff on youtube

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Asstube?

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.... Isn't that like... Just a dildo?

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Definitely Cattube...

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Honey, this is the Internet. You don't have to censor your words.

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Gonna inbox you HD Dicks

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I actually saw an ad censoring the word 'gay' for a 'Madonna made me gay' t-shirt.

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I don't know, it's pretty embarrassing to admit to watching videos on YouTube.

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Yeah, cunt.

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hey! watch your fucking language!

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You made me chuckle +1

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Exactly, asshole.

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Righto, fucko.

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Listen here, fucko.

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