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Friend zoned hard
Apr 15, 2018 6:43 PM
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promilleken1
Welcome to the friend zone for life edition
DoublevBomb
He'll be fine.
mmmmmjellybean
She's just not that into you
Arceus
They never are :(
maincarrot
Well, that's unfortunate if that's your thing. Personally, I like getting into them more.
Belaco
If you want something sometimes you must change. Kinda a blanket statement but it may be true for you.
NinjaBananaDennis
The hardest part is to realize that he needs to move on... too many emotions
fnhngest
do you know this particular guy from OP’s photo?
370zSteve
ShooterMcdabbin
R.I.P
akissfromtom
Hahahaha!! I laughed so hard at this! ...he is dead tho
SoftcoreFavorites
CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE.
TheJmaN33
ehoba666
I'm still waiting for the day this dude gets in trouble. He does some borderline stalker shit.
TheFlyingSheep
WebsterPuddlesMD
This is hilarious. What is it originally from?
HodorFirstOfHisName
The Eric Andre Show. It's an avant garde late night talk show
Lambpasty
Avant-garde is definitely one way to describe it
GeneralPigly
Either ask her out directly or shut up. It's not hard.
mitharas
In threads like this I hate the imgur community.
SomeCrazyNerd
In what way?
ITalkAboutGoats
Because it sounds like the girl is doing something wrong.
SomeCrazyNerd
As in, you think people are falsely accusing her of wrong. Or you are upset that she is doing wrong?
ITalkAboutGoats
First one
HappiestBear
And thats the last time he's smiled like that
PitWolf87
This happened to me when I was 15-16 years old. I followed a girl I liked like a loyal dog. Dropped innuendoes constantly. And of course 1\
PitWolf87
I eventually confessed and she didn't like me that way but she wanted to stay friends. I was a little broken inside but I said "Sure". So 2\
PitWolf87
I stopped chasing her everyday and started pulling away lets say I saw her once a week. But one day a month or two later she saw me 3\
PitWolf87
talking to another girl and suddenly decided to be jealous. So i was supposed to be a safety net or something. Needles to say I was angry 4\
PitWolf87
The moral of the story is never settle to be second fiddle for someone even if your feelings tell you otherwise. Feelings are stupid. 5.
ins0mnio
ins0mnio
I am insomnio's wasted life!
JoYKi77
Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
dbwArtwork
boaja
You avin' a laugh? is he avin' a laugh?
CrazyCatLad
I wasn't aware this gif existed and I'd like to go back to the way things were.
ward5x5
For those wondering, that's Meatloaf's boob.
Guuuuuump
No this is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
Electricalspectical
His name was Robert Paulson
Drag0nF1RE
His name was Robert Paulson
yoshisereniti
His name was Robert Paulson.
commentsivehadafew
Highway to the friend zone
MissSpelledTattoo
ihavethelowground
Ride into the Frieeeeend Zooooooonnnnne. *Guitar intensifies*
Ibreakiemytoie
My wife friend zoned me.
themuttonisniceandlean
Kind of seems to me like he's the one laughing at the idea first.
IHaveAMemeForThis
WebsterPuddlesMD
She shut that shit down fast.
Zigor22
Fuck you Emily!
NorthernEmperorPOOSAMA
She is Emily Peaches, a game streamer on Twitch!
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AdamGenesis
I bet she only goes for bad boys. Tats and a felony record.
ThighHighsSaveLives
Like he should do the next time she comes to his door.
WalrusDongle
i have a strange suspicion that she isn't the reacher in the relationship
GregRinehart
It’s the difference between Girlfriend and Girl Friend.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
The empty space in the middle of Girl and Friend is called the Friendzone.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
It's a true No Man's Land.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Hey, that's pretty good
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
You kind of have to with these types of guys.
Kakakarrakeek
My man takes a chance and you consider him a creep?
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Yes because "your man" is doing the FB equivalent of trying to shout at the rooftops that they're a couple before asking if she would wantto
Kakakarrakeek
Didn't stop to think that this kid is shy or socially inept? No, because us guys don't have feeling do we?
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
You can't hide behind social ineptitude, it's how someone tried to get my number from my coworker. Grow up and learn.
supermisu
Man like, ask her out or sit down, this “hahah I’m just gonna plant the idea in ur head “ is vague at best and otherwise just fukkin weird.
supermisu
Like what does this guy really expect from this? Has anyone sane really responded “omg wow since you said that, we should totally date!”
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Honestly the fact that you condone this behavior is creepier to me. At least this kid has a chance to grow up and out of it.
CorrelatingGIF
It looks like he has a GF based on his profile picture. Just sayin'
Ricdesan
Just. Walk. Away. If you arent THE F word!
bigsoos
ArmedandOverclocked
if she isn't interested someone else probably is. no point pining over something that won't likely happen.
GGCrono
Has it occurred to any of you that they might actually be friends and they're goofing around?
Mimsey
Warning to other posters: From here on, prepare for the most reaching strawmen you have ever encountered.
fnhngest
no, he MUST be a victim to her shallowness, trapped by her selfishness in refusing to put out!
Gorgrim
pfft, this is imgur, males and females can't be friends! Just ask a bi-person if they have any 'just friends' :-p
fnhngest
Gorgrim
It shouldn't be needed, but yes, that was said jokingly.
StarPine
99% of my friends are just friends. I'm still looking for that 1%.
Flyndaran
I'm male, and my best friend of nearly 20 years is a woman.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Same boat. At one point you kind of forget their female.
GGCrono
Honestly, now that I think of it, something like two-thirds of my friends are women.
DoctorSpaceDog
there's no such thing as the friend zone. if you can't take an obvious hint then that's not her problem.
SomeCrazyNerd
I think it's a useful term for descibing unrequited love for someone who sess you as a friend. Ignore the Nice Guy connations and it has use
GameOfLiesAndDeath
In all fairness, they look like they could be siblings.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
The friendzone isn't real
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TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
It. Yes it is. It's literally just the title for someone who is a friend and wants something more. That's it. It's not people 2/?
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MyFrontPorchInMississippi
No it isn't, I'm married.
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
... that's kind of sad.
TheDogEnd
No, but it helps ppl who can't get a relationship by imagining it's something being done to them rather than something they're failing to do
CrazyCatLad
I mean it is tho. You like someone, they'd rather remain friends. Friendzone. Doesn't mean getting friendzoned is the end of a friendship.
stavesacre
Hook up with one of her friends. She'll prob have a similar personality to your crush and your crush has probably talked you up
asianmilkspray
Damn if only I had your advice 8 years ago.
jaychay
Instructions unclear. Got arrested climbing, naked into the the sea lion enclosure.
illbeinmybunkknockfirst
DanteHicks79
This guy gets it
LittleKnownOne
Only if you passed the important test of being step 1
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Shirzen
She may not want him, but she knows he deserves to be happy even if it's not with her. She'll likely support him if a girl questions her.
Shirzen
I've been in this situation before and didn't realize the strings were pulled until a while after. Not all situations play the same though
CrazyCatLad
Well, if she calls you a 'bestie', she probably not gonna talk you down.
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caramelballoffur
You probably need to make new friends....
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c0smicj0ker
Ummm. I talk all my friends up. They are my friends for a reason. If your friends are talking shit about you get new friends
ForeverAloneInHolland
Female friends of mine used to tell their friends I was asexual, because I never got laid. It didn't exactly help :/
kr18
Mimsey
They weren't your friends.
vagimite
TheWooba
Nice frames
Alucard1931
This is golden advice. Seriously.
Opportunist
It's *outstanding* advice. +1 to each!
ITalkAboutGoats
Cause people are all interchangeable? Wow.
Loctagge
Well, basically, yes.
temoce
Shut up, Meg
TheWooba
Humans are very similar in many aspects, yes. This makes whole studies like psychology possible.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
We kinda are in many ways
stavesacre
Not interchangeable, but someone who isn't interested seldom changes their mind. Why not pursue another who has qualities you know you like?
ITalkAboutGoats
It just sounds soooo Machiavellian to just pick one of her friends.
Loctagge
Ah yes. The right way to pick someone up is by laughing about sweet nothings in the summer rain. And you've been in love since high school.
stavesacre
Machiavellian to pursue someone open to a relationship rather than pining after someone who isn't?
wheresurgurl
Why should we feel bad for him?
icthree
Ill assume by “we” you mean men. Men were once boys. Having your heart broke as a boy hurts more then than it does now. We remember. Itsucks
Lachwen
I dunno, having my crush not like me back when I was 13 didn't plunge me into a near-suicidal depression like getting dumped by the guy 1/
Lachwen
I thought I was going to marry at age 23 did. (I'm fine now, 32 and engaged to someone wonderful.) 2/2
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
...Empathy? He's romantically interested in someone who doesn't want him back. That's hard for anyone. What the fuck.
SomeCrazyNerd
Yeah. Why do people hate the idea of a friendzone so much. It's not all just Nice Guys and neckbeaes it's a word for the unrequited.
WarKittyKat
Because it's used to imply the lady is being mean or manipulative for being friends and not wanting to date the guy.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
It's hard for anyone except it happens to pretty much everyone.
rosiethereaver
Seriously....so he's got a really good friend. Boo fucking hoo.
xVancha
Being given something you don't want in exchange for the thing you want most in the world doesn't feel good.
MDAlchemist
If being with a woman romantically is what "you want most" but you have 0 interest in being her friend I have no sympathy for you.
xVancha
That's an effortless position. Sympathy requires understanding. Friendship from the wrong side of unrequited love hurts more than it heals.
fnhngest
dramatic much? its a crush at best. you can’t love someone you only know as casual friends, you can love your idea of them, but until they
ForeverAloneInHolland
For men, finding a woman who just wants to be friends is as easy as finding guys who just wanna fuck is for a woman.
rosiethereaver
And I'm supposed to be feel sorry for them? Enjoy your friendships and stop whining ffs.
ForeverAloneInHolland
No, I'm trying to explain to you the perceived lack of value of what is being offered by relating it to your (presumed) experience ffs
rosiethereaver
You think friendships lack value?
azazyel
There is hope, I broke out of the friendzone and we've been together for 20 years now
fr1080f
That must be a pretty impressive blow up doll. What make?
Gianttesticlemonster
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
My husband did this too. He called it “playing the long game”. He just up and told me to my face one day that he wanted to be with me.
eagle193
Not to impertinent, but you must have felt some spark before that, right?
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
I was in a relationship, so not really, no. I had a lot of complaints in my relationship, and my husband to be used that as a way to support
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
Me, and the more I trusted and felt comfortable in our friendship, the easier it was for him to express himself subtly. He finally laid it>
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
>out, and we have been together since. Dropped the last relationship like an old hat for the promise of being w my best friend.
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
I would argue you were never in the FZ. Just lower on the relationship ladder.
TerriMessy
Me and my husband too. Think we were both stupid not realising we were into each other... For 5 years. Been together for 6 now and married.
CrazyCatLad
Got friendzoned...then the same girl tried to cheat on her BF with me and I said no. She's no longer in my life. Toxicity gone.
cbrennan55
The man. The myth. The legend.
generalofficer
Best friends foreveeer <3
WebsterPuddlesMD
Don't give them hope. You are obviously a character in a movie.
madpoopz
Cut off her face and put it on a doll did you?
CyNessa
This is too sadistic to even come up with ... no... just no
elvenom
Is you name Harry? Coz you are obviously some kind of a wizard, mister.
cicknave
Same here
rugmiem
Together as a friends still?
azazyel
She's still my best friend and my wife too
ungentlemexican
JackRusselHarrier
Does she know about the wife part though?
david904
She doesn't. Or about the chloroform and roofies she partakes in regularly.
harambeDIEDforOURsins
Then you weren't in the friend zone
someonefromtheotherside
Hoooooowwww?!?
dmoore182
He came into some money.
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
It's easy just buy a fedora and start complaining that women only go for assholes.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Philosophical paradox: the nice guy/m'lady dudes are assholes, but they still don't get laid.
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
Yeah but they're also ugly.
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
Then you make a go for hers.
VioletMoonRising
She settled, what else?
azazyel
I tried to kiss her and she shot me down. She then thought about it and decided what the hell.
Racealistic
Nice she settled.
MeanWinchester
So not so much you breaking out as her settling then?
VV8888
Shhh, don't shatter his narrative!
ObliqueRay
It's heartwarming to see siblings so open minded.
OverzealousDude
I like how your relationship of 20 years is based on her going "eh, probably as good as it'll get".
bigmfmike
A win by default is still a win.
JMcDank
legofham
Two greatest words in the English language... DE FAULT! - Homer Simpson
SerenitysEndIsBack
He is the Batman!
QQTrain
... because they can't be friends?
SomeCrazyNerd
They can be but the suggestion is interpreting he wants more.
QQTrain
Eh,I have friends that folks say we're a couple. We're not. So it becomes a joke to us. The haha implied my same situation to me.
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
I found a friend zone victim, everyone!
theoriginalharambe
Sending thought and prayers. Some have been behind the friend zone so long they don’t even know they’re there anymore. Brave souls.
SomeCrazyNerd
That's a bit like an ad hominem to me. "Someone doesn't believe in the friendzone. Must be IN the friendzone and deluded!"
SomeCrazyNerd
That's a bit of a jump.
QQTrain
fucking, right? There's no context. Why do folks make such conclusions, that buddy has delusions?
theoriginalharambe
Just being facetious. Relax.