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Feb 22, 2020 4:11 AM
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#harry_potter #simpsons #meme #classic #usa
GamiCross
Finally. Something Simpsons didn't guess right...
rockrnger
I always thought that Ron and Hermione would have a super messy divorce. Ron would make a good weekend dad Tho.
proracing53
PersonaAuGratin
FistingBabyYoda
TonyStarksDeadDadHoward
Neville’s patronus was lice.
PicassoCT
Todays spoiler: Getting defeated by school boys and teachers is voldemorts secret fetish.
BadPunCentral
Rowling voiced herself in the episode, which was really cool
ThePastmaster
Usually what happens when they feature a celeb.
SlightlyDodgy
Sometimes, often they allow someone to voice act on their behalf if commitments prevent them from recording their voice.
huntsnhava40
BrisbaneHorrorGal
joeyecho101
qtRaven
Everyone list your favorite non-canon pairing for Harry and then fight over it!
Irreal
Harry/Ron
qtRaven
Tonks.
Lots43
Hagrid/ Dumbledore
astrangehop
Padma.
Arnoxthe1
Don't lecture me, astrangehop! I see through the lies of Dumbledore.
astrangehop
A woman who can walk you through an awkward social situation out of the goodness of her heart is prime dating material.
astrangehop
She taught him to slow dance! Come on!
NZSheeps
Nagini
qtRaven
NZSheeps
Is it the age thing, or the maledictus thing?
qtRaven
Ah. Forgot she wasn't just a snake. I've seen... things.
NZSheeps
Actually, I based my answer off the snake. I only found out about her being a maledictus when I googled Nagini to check the spelling
somnif
I've lost track of what is and isn't canon anymore, it seems to wander off every time I look away
qtRaven
Fair enough. General rules of novels and movies only count as canon. Random tweets are ignored.
somnif
Does that include her weird Screenplay-as-novel mashup... thing? The curse child or whatever it was.
astrangehop
IIRC someone else wrote that.
qtRaven
AtsaMattaForMe
DanniTheDoggo4
Oddly enough she was right......
Allisrevealed
blumpk1npie
To be fair to JK I did not know this when I was 9 reading the 1st book
Mairoa
Same, me, the reader, was gay all along
ForgivingCat
That expains so much....
sergeantpickle
So I guess they predicted J.K. Rowling's infinite servitude to her fans too, huh?
TheFastpaws
I thought she just spewed random shit these days trying to be woke or something.
drdreadpirateroberts
somnif
"Lets see, what does Tumblr say I should change today? I NEED THEIR VALIDATION!"
BlackDeku
Infinite servitude to her fans? Tell me more
z3lfmoord
She makes shit up to stay relevant because her current movies are failing miserably.
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z3lfmoord
...Fantastic Beasts
sergeantpickle
I wouldn't go that far. I think a woman is allowed to do w.e the fuck she wants. I'm not necessarily against her bullshit but it is comical
BrisbaneHorrorGal
Jonnythetrout
But Dumbledore literally said the Room of Requirement was a bathroom once when he really needed it.
Wanderingchiron
For the last time, please stop telling the freshman that. It's not true and it's making a horrible mess.
StarsArising
MarkovInChains
Muggles did that too, but just left it there. Versailles smelt like shit for this reason
WildDog322
I’m pretty sure that was a college humor tweet that was proven wrong, right?
AgamemnonsMemes
I heard that too but when i read it it seemed more to imply they used chamber pots all over the place but never had to clean them
4noku
I mean, they did literally shit on the floor in Versailles.
askmenotbolin0
I am no longer surprised about Versai facts,not at all...
Pentacus
That was just them getting schwifty
Zaayl
iirc the exact tweet cited them taking dumps in front of the classroom.
AgamemnonsMemes
I don't think i ever saw the direct quote, people just saying 'wherever they are'
Alpha38
That basically IS the direct quote. https://twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336?s=20
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Snape kills Dumbledore
ShifuYaku
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
In the conservatory with the Candlestick
Astront
But with a noble motive
scroobiusgav
Honestly, if the'd have added this back in the day it'd have been a super double spoiler.
Alpha38
Everybody's guilty on the Oriental locomotive.
Astront
Veidts villainy ends world squabbling
PerfectlyChaotic
And Deckard is a replicant (probably)
LiarLiarPantsUntier
with kindness.
SJohnson23
That’s funny because it’s true.
ghesled3
But mostly magic
LiarLiarPantsUntier
squirrels.