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Surfpdx
Should build a urinal on his tomb, will be more hygienic for the folks lining up to pee on his grave.
BestofUwU
🎼Lindsey's in a box, in a box, Lindsey's in a box🎶
SandyTentaclez
By covering your face in cement and fucking the Vice President? ... *snorts* sorry
FNORD5
You’re going to fuck JD Vance?
FlintNorth44
Sulexar
Things you do that affect other people are their business, asshole.
pleaseuseotherdoor
Are you talking about the fireworks, or the hypocritical sack of shit that died and will be remembered for being super creepy and licking the tangerine taint so hard he found BiBi?
brownribbon
I think it’s the fireworks
FlintNorth44
MadJuansReturn
MusicPenguin
He'll be sitting on a chair, watching.
FlintNorth44
THE chair...
SeanBeanJovi
What a terrible day for a vivid imagination.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
As an aphantasic, I’m good.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Jokes on him, I’m not afraid of pink elephants.
groovyTraveler
charlie kirk was a far better christian than you could ever be, hope your excited for where your gonna end up. heres a hint, die wearing the least amount of layers.
spaceghoti
Ooh, are you feeling that persecution complex Jesus taught you to expect? Is your butt hurting in that holy way? Here, let me validate your martyrdom some more. You poor baby!
MechKelly
Get help.
CaptainYesterday
I dunno. Can you fit into her sparkly pants?
DVSBSTrD
At this point, who hasn't?
scissorxmextimbers
Maybe I can. Mind your business.
eodtalley
As a chubby middle aged man, probably...once. That's what would make it awesome.
Until my ass became a bedazzled claymore.
spaceghoti
I suppose that depends on whether or not I can convince her I'm rich and powerful enough.
eion85
Nobody should want to wear those after she did.
CaptainYesterday
Not after what jd Vance did to them.
Mack1986
Hey America! *explosions* are you ready to mourn? *strobe lights and rock music*
keyserv
I've only got one question for you! Explosions???!!!
Burke616
We're warming up for the Donny Chump Funeral Extravaganza!
jonReremy9669
I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU! ARE! YOU! READY! TO! MOOUUURRRRNNNNNNNNN¿!!¿
labyrinthconvention
Grab your coffee cause it's mournin in America!
RElGNMAN
Kiares
Uhmaze
SansAandAnguS
This is accurate
BigRobbo
She looks like one of those creepy uncanny valley androids. Its like that unsettling feeling when I see a spider in the corner of my vision.
Badprenup
It's cause you can tell there are no real feelings inside her. A human face making human expressions, but her eyes are dead and emotionless.
Comet260
Don't slander spiders like that! Spiders serve a legit PURPOSE.
BigRobbo
You know what, you're right. Id lake to take a moment to apologise to the arachnid community. I recognised the hard work you do and the valuable purpose you serve in the great circle of life. My personal feelings about the number of eyes and legs you have shouldn't detract from the hard work you do.
Erica Kirk.... fuck you