Jun 22, 2019 10:39 AM
Santino420
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Jackwithoneeye
Why is he ROCKING SOOO MUCH!!!?? UGH!!! ANNOYING! Just turn the axe head around and throw it dammit! lol Good shot man!
MedElMomma
v
sickburn
This is the kind of business I’d start if I wanted to fail rapidly.
BloodyTheSecondBroken
Accuracy: 0, Luck: 99.
peanutbumble
Is this Manchester?
magic50
The way he left his arm extended is what got me
WheezingAppleWannaBe
He's so bad hes good
crywren
Isn't he holding the axe wrong as well? That's some double luck. Should buy a lottery ticket later
c0smicmuffin
It's called a 1.5 throw and it's usually a trickshot. Blade goes in corner-first with the handle pointing up
NervAssEva
dane0
PewterHailStorm
best img for this scenario
getadogupya
binky4me
360productionservices
Beginners luck.
BabyTink
What. The. Fuck. - the coach
Tastymarmot87
So those bankshots in call of duty do have merit after all...
JamesBondHavingAStroke
WHY DON'T THESE PLACES HAVE SAND FLOORS?????
danishjuggler21
Some do. I’m jealous of those.
goodjobmyfellowman
Lemme axe you something...
WellAckchually
Hey, it worked for the Franks.
Rottenfish
I just blew snot out of my nose seeing that lol
Rugmimgu
Just as intended lmao
Yenkosky
Nat 20
bond4life
Stupid idea. Hay some want do it.
2fligh2high
IAmGrimReaper
+1 cuz it's a bit funny.
CheekyBreeki
I enjoy.
NAPSTABLOOK22
vinnycthatwhoibe
Fimally
keyblader1985
It always weirds me out seeing this, because I remember when it was made many years ago.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
My dad has a story, one time he was working in a bar, and they had new darts that were supposed to be really good. so the guys who played..
darts asked him if he'd like to try em out. my dad had never played darts. he threw one. lucky bullseye! he handed the other two back
blckpanther57
Why is this moron holding the axes backwards?!
invaderjay87
He’s a moron, that’s why.
sputz
They are attempting at “trick shot”. this is why axe throwing places are getting a bad rap. They are allowing it way to much
evilspyre
It rotates so it would still hit the target.
tantallous
it spins but the blunt side would still be leading. unless i am missing something there is no way for the blade to hit first and stick in.
Jinxer13
There is a rotation, doing right it (i guess it needs a half rotation extra or less ) would mean it sticks with the handle facing up
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
It's tumbling end-over-end, so it *could* stick, but upside down.
I do it all the time. It’s a 1.5x-rotation shot. If it hits right, the blade sticks right in there and it looks pretty sick.
lance415
BitchButcher
I don't know where it came from but when he hit the target James Brown started singing "This Is A Man's World" in my head.
That looks familiar
rockfireman
Not to be creepy, but I need him to sit on my face.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Noice.
piisul
Radioactiv369
I remember this post, everyone just commented on his ass.
elten
dat ass tho
@Danishjuggler21
Ok I know the difference between mediocre and godDAMN for female asses, but what's the criteria for men?
same as with the female ones, if you see one and go "praaaaaiiiise slaanesh", it's a great one
HungLikeHorseFly
America's ass?
LapisSea
Danish... @Danishjuggler21
iamdanman
I’m avoiding these throwing axe ranges with all of my willpower
Commentsaboutyourusername
A man's willpower is weak, but a danman's? Unassailable.
Goddamn right. I think, I’m not 100% sure what unassailable is
Unassailable - unable to be attacked, questioned, or defeated.
Yesss
yomomsaman
Make sure wherever you go has kicker plates all the way to the floor. Less likely to die.
ElSuperbeasto
Why? Live a little! Grow a man bun, stop shaving and showering and drink coffee from a terra cotta pot while you’re at it!
2zigzags
Please just don’t stop showering, at least do it once a week
PCskele
Buy an axe and walk into the woods. It's cheaper and you dont have teenagers telling you what to do.
Dryheat
We went to one for a work function. SO MUCH FUN!
razerei
Avoid the ones with rubber mats at the end of the lane. This one's not bad, and apparently has super luck.
FettuccineAlfred
Why avoid the ones with rubber mats?
Somanyquestions
Check top comment
I meaaann couldn't that have happened in OP's post without the mats? His axe just actually went in the board instead of bouncing back.
ya you're right. you also sign waivers for those highly un-probabilistic events. The rubber mat at the end make this even more likely.
fwiw, I also don't drive behind trucks carrying metal pipes. but throwing axes is pretty fun, unlike driving behind trucks.
SweatyBawBag
BIGNUTT28
Bank shot
jucyblucy
D for throw, A for Dodge
mbs26
I thought of this staightaway
FrieloederGibsmedats
Apothecarius
god damnit becky!
MrSrt
chloramphenicolderivative
If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball.
BrownieMcBrownFace
MisterWho
Camera guy: "She axed me out on a date."
azizlight2
She has beautiful hair also
PicassoCT
The parting cut like a axe was put to it
MrBobSaget
"hehehehehe, I almost lost my head! hehehehehehe"
Alternalo
When you put all your points into STR and forget to put any on DEX
YouSunkMyBattleChip
https://i.redd.it/f6aihgp59x531.png
JewishMonk
I mean, she was pretty quick to duck. She must have at least a few DEX points
Cutwail
0 int for sure.
Dunes8
Or wisdom
thatdudethatslonely
After this went viral that place had her back and properly instructed her, she did a awesome throw!
delitescency
They also removed the rubber mat
DocEternal
OwwMyButt
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-dodges-flying-ax-in-viral-video Also, her instagram is full of awesome pics for the curious.
The world axe throwing league has actually said bad axe didnt have proper safety in this video. No kicker boards all the way down to 1/2
Prevent the axe from kicking back. They have since helped them make their venue safer. The issue with most places is they are started by 2/3
People who dont take the safety precautions into consideration and then something like this happens, giving axe throwing a bad name.
Yeah, whodathunk a rubber floor mat plus a rubber axe handle would be a bad combination?
Go figure lol. I'm opening my own axe throwing soon and itll be strictly wood handles no rubber grips
Also doing mulch pits below instead of rubber.
Don’t forget the blackjack and hookers. And be a NATF place, not WATL.
uh, hookers are already on order! and Yes, I was definitely looking into NATF as there are already so many WATL places in California.
Jackwithoneeye
Why is he ROCKING SOOO MUCH!!!?? UGH!!! ANNOYING! Just turn the axe head around and throw it dammit! lol Good shot man!
MedElMomma
sickburn
This is the kind of business I’d start if I wanted to fail rapidly.
BloodyTheSecondBroken
Accuracy: 0, Luck: 99.
peanutbumble
Is this Manchester?
magic50
The way he left his arm extended is what got me
WheezingAppleWannaBe
He's so bad hes good
crywren
Isn't he holding the axe wrong as well? That's some double luck. Should buy a lottery ticket later
c0smicmuffin
It's called a 1.5 throw and it's usually a trickshot. Blade goes in corner-first with the handle pointing up
NervAssEva
dane0
PewterHailStorm
best img for this scenario
getadogupya
binky4me
360productionservices
Beginners luck.
BabyTink
What. The. Fuck. - the coach
Tastymarmot87
So those bankshots in call of duty do have merit after all...
JamesBondHavingAStroke
WHY DON'T THESE PLACES HAVE SAND FLOORS?????
danishjuggler21
Some do. I’m jealous of those.
goodjobmyfellowman
Lemme axe you something...
WellAckchually
Hey, it worked for the Franks.
Rottenfish
I just blew snot out of my nose seeing that lol
Rugmimgu
Just as intended lmao
Yenkosky
Nat 20
bond4life
Stupid idea. Hay some want do it.
2fligh2high
IAmGrimReaper
+1 cuz it's a bit funny.
CheekyBreeki
I enjoy.
NAPSTABLOOK22
vinnycthatwhoibe
Fimally
keyblader1985
It always weirds me out seeing this, because I remember when it was made many years ago.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
My dad has a story, one time he was working in a bar, and they had new darts that were supposed to be really good. so the guys who played..
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
darts asked him if he'd like to try em out. my dad had never played darts. he threw one. lucky bullseye! he handed the other two back
blckpanther57
Why is this moron holding the axes backwards?!
invaderjay87
He’s a moron, that’s why.
sputz
They are attempting at “trick shot”. this is why axe throwing places are getting a bad rap. They are allowing it way to much
evilspyre
It rotates so it would still hit the target.
tantallous
it spins but the blunt side would still be leading. unless i am missing something there is no way for the blade to hit first and stick in.
Jinxer13
There is a rotation, doing right it (i guess it needs a half rotation extra or less ) would mean it sticks with the handle facing up
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
It's tumbling end-over-end, so it *could* stick, but upside down.
danishjuggler21
I do it all the time. It’s a 1.5x-rotation shot. If it hits right, the blade sticks right in there and it looks pretty sick.
lance415
BitchButcher
I don't know where it came from but when he hit the target James Brown started singing "This Is A Man's World" in my head.
danishjuggler21
That looks familiar
rockfireman
Not to be creepy, but I need him to sit on my face.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Noice.
piisul
Radioactiv369
I remember this post, everyone just commented on his ass.
elten
dat ass tho
lance415
@Danishjuggler21
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Ok I know the difference between mediocre and godDAMN for female asses, but what's the criteria for men?
elten
same as with the female ones, if you see one and go "praaaaaiiiise slaanesh", it's a great one
HungLikeHorseFly
America's ass?
LapisSea
lance415
Danish... @Danishjuggler21
iamdanman
I’m avoiding these throwing axe ranges with all of my willpower
Commentsaboutyourusername
A man's willpower is weak, but a danman's? Unassailable.
iamdanman
Goddamn right. I think, I’m not 100% sure what unassailable is
Commentsaboutyourusername
Unassailable - unable to be attacked, questioned, or defeated.
iamdanman
Yesss
yomomsaman
Make sure wherever you go has kicker plates all the way to the floor. Less likely to die.
ElSuperbeasto
Why? Live a little! Grow a man bun, stop shaving and showering and drink coffee from a terra cotta pot while you’re at it!
2zigzags
Please just don’t stop showering, at least do it once a week
PCskele
Buy an axe and walk into the woods. It's cheaper and you dont have teenagers telling you what to do.
Dryheat
We went to one for a work function. SO MUCH FUN!
razerei
Avoid the ones with rubber mats at the end of the lane. This one's not bad, and apparently has super luck.
FettuccineAlfred
Why avoid the ones with rubber mats?
Somanyquestions
Check top comment
FettuccineAlfred
I meaaann couldn't that have happened in OP's post without the mats? His axe just actually went in the board instead of bouncing back.
razerei
ya you're right. you also sign waivers for those highly un-probabilistic events. The rubber mat at the end make this even more likely.
razerei
fwiw, I also don't drive behind trucks carrying metal pipes. but throwing axes is pretty fun, unlike driving behind trucks.
SweatyBawBag
BIGNUTT28
Bank shot
NervAssEva
jucyblucy
D for throw, A for Dodge
mbs26
I thought of this staightaway
FrieloederGibsmedats
Apothecarius
god damnit becky!
MrSrt
chloramphenicolderivative
If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball.
BrownieMcBrownFace
MisterWho
Camera guy: "She axed me out on a date."
azizlight2
She has beautiful hair also
PicassoCT
The parting cut like a axe was put to it
MrBobSaget
"hehehehehe, I almost lost my head! hehehehehehe"
Alternalo
When you put all your points into STR and forget to put any on DEX
YouSunkMyBattleChip
https://i.redd.it/f6aihgp59x531.png
JewishMonk
I mean, she was pretty quick to duck. She must have at least a few DEX points
Cutwail
0 int for sure.
Dunes8
Or wisdom
thatdudethatslonely
After this went viral that place had her back and properly instructed her, she did a awesome throw!
delitescency
They also removed the rubber mat
DocEternal
OwwMyButt
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-dodges-flying-ax-in-viral-video Also, her instagram is full of awesome pics for the curious.
yomomsaman
The world axe throwing league has actually said bad axe didnt have proper safety in this video. No kicker boards all the way down to 1/2
yomomsaman
Prevent the axe from kicking back. They have since helped them make their venue safer. The issue with most places is they are started by 2/3
yomomsaman
People who dont take the safety precautions into consideration and then something like this happens, giving axe throwing a bad name.
danishjuggler21
Yeah, whodathunk a rubber floor mat plus a rubber axe handle would be a bad combination?
yomomsaman
Go figure lol. I'm opening my own axe throwing soon and itll be strictly wood handles no rubber grips
yomomsaman
Also doing mulch pits below instead of rubber.
danishjuggler21
Don’t forget the blackjack and hookers. And be a NATF place, not WATL.
yomomsaman
uh, hookers are already on order! and Yes, I was definitely looking into NATF as there are already so many WATL places in California.