Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
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His ottoman is downstairs and he doesn't like to be downstairs without one of his humans. He's a big baby, but you gotta love him for it.
May 7, 2017 12:36 PM
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
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His ottoman is downstairs and he doesn't like to be downstairs without one of his humans. He's a big baby, but you gotta love him for it.
Joeram92
Go buy him another ottoman for the 2nd floor.....right now.
Mockingbirb
They're all big babies, Brent.
thatgirl2214
My pet also woke me up at 5am this morning. The little murder floof cat she is, sneezed on my face.
Owliebub
good goob
Hotwaterbottle
It´s his Ottoman empire!
TouchMyInfection
I know about this: https://imgur.com/YJ5Wszm
AMartianPotato
I don't see how keeping a feather duster on an ottoman is similar to OP's situation.
UonlyThinkyourDead
i have two of these babies, they are full on drama queens with simplest things
inkgrrl
Not drama queens, just maintain precise standards ;-)
arcticchick
He has you well trained! Beautiful dog, @OP
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Thanks, he's pretty darn adorable. He trained us all pretty well.
erratica
My mom's dog is like this. He is too afraid to go outside to potty by himself, so I have to constantly stand there watching him take a dump.
steelez
I read that they stare at you because they rely on you to make sure they are safe whilst feeling vulnerable doing the deed.
erratica
Yep! It's especially important for him because he spent his whole life in a secluded haven in town but now lives on a farm. He doesn't see 1
erratica
well, and is baffled by everything he meets, so I don't feel annoyed by it, it's just hilarious and endearing. He's a cute little dumpkus!
JustMare
He may be a big baby but a beautiful one at that! ????
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Biggest baby ever!!
Twinklepot
Tail wagging the dog right here : )
DyzzTB
Jesus Christ, that's adorable.
Bappy211
My dog does that too! I need to be up early so we can cuddle on the couch and he can fall back asleep...
fuckyeahilikevodka
That is one good doggo
Shemptheotherstooge
Look at how much he loves you! How can you deny him anything?
KittFistoismypornname
All GSDs are big goobs. it's biological. Ours wouldn't pee outside during winter unless we scooped a patch of snow out of the way.
CheshirePhoenix
Mine has adopted my new roommates and woke me up every hour last night to check and see if they'd opened their bedroom door for her yet.
ACaliCorgi
He wants you to paint him like one of your French Bulldogs
deepbullet
Maybe, but instead OP just did a simple pencil drawing which he now displays atop his entertainment unit.
BonerJamz2000
He looks so much like my sweet girl :)
deadpoolssistersarah
My dog stares at me until he can crawl under the covers at night, he's a grade a brat
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Mine does this too! He wakes me up by staring at me. If he gets stuck (laying on the cover he's trying to get under) he thinks I'm playing.
BlindeyMcBumbles
One of mine comes to my side of the bed and whines until I lift the covers so she can get under them with us. So spoiled.
deadpoolssistersarah
He will stare all night, I let him under one time and now it's every night lol
noboruryu
My dog will dig at you until you lift the covers. Butch got me in the eye once. Taught me a lesson though. Always lift the covers.
smprov
he must be protecting you from something in your home
bazookatits
The other man
LastRave
XD. In many cultures people believe that animals see something that human can't. Make sure ur house is "clean".
Lablux
ECKS DEEEEE
ViciousOtter
From tiny as fuck vases invading the TV stand with fake flowers.
ChinaMike808
...move the ottoman?
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
It really only works in that one spot. Plus, he's worth all the hassle in the world.
ChinaMike808
Awwww! I am sure. Why and ottoman though? You'd think he'd like to curl up on a love seat/couch? Lovely dog.
UrbanSombrer0
People downvote the most normal comments sometimes. You were at 0. Why? Lol
ChinaMike808
Beats me. I guess because they hate ottomans? Couches? Me?
PetMyDinosaur
What type of breed is he? My good boy looks so similar! I know German shepard but do you know any other possibilities?
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
He's 100% German Shepard but he's got floppy ears.
PetMyDinosaur
Oh wow! Thank you, very beautiful
ChrissiWit
our german mix is the same way...and loves her ottoman ;)
MrDressup
are you growing penises on the entertainment unit?
andydicktracymorganfairchild
http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/width_1280/public/images/the-matrix-human-batteries.jpg
ImgursLibertarian
It's a unit growing unit.
deepbullet
That's what HE said...as she was laughing after he dropped his pants. :-/
ISaidSarcastically
@OP you also have a soft eared GSD?
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Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
I do!! He's the most precious thing! People love his floppy ear the most.
saltandsunshine
Gunni1900
He's Photogenic AF
inkgrrl
When mine look like that we call it Yoda-ears. Usually when they're sleepy. Not GSDs tho.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
He gets Yoda ears when he's sleepy or guilty.
mercifulwombat
Everyone thinks mine is a puppy. No she's 4, she just has floppy ears and anxiety.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Ours is 3. He's an anxious fella too.
XigTek
When my GSD was a puppy, he had one floppy ear. Sadly, he grew out of it.
Bugleisthebomb
Please tell me he did the head tilt flop
XigTek
He did. Still does the head tilt, too.
Bugleisthebomb
God damn GSD'S are the best, I grew up with husky/ malamute crosses but I'd love to get a GSD
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
At first we hoped he'd grow out of his; but I wouldn't have him any other way.
mercifulwombat
Not so sad! My girl has semi-permanent sores where hers fold down.
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
of course he thinks it's his, you have a portrait of him on top of the entertainment center
CONCERNED101
*shrine
LeSnowhunter
Everything is his, it's his kingdom.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Everything is his. It's his kingdom.
CaptureTheDream
Everything the light touches
arcaneliber7771
Why is it bright as shit at 5am?
SnowMercy
So glad someone else noticed this too! ...If only he was wearing a shirt with a pic of that portrait on it...then my life would be complete
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
I think I'm going to have to order him a shirt like so and post a picture of him in it.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Everything is his. It's his kingdom.
BaronvonSimian
Everything is his empire .... the Ottoman Empire
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
that's good
zrXO
underrated commentary
deepbullet
He can't help it, OP. Cats gotta be cats.
UmmNoSoz
Actually, I think you'll find
nerdguy99
How obserd, thats a hamster
Buckbeak1486
What's absurd is your spelling of "absurd"
IgattaTakeashiit
They're all good boys bront
ngooooo
You're all idiots. OP already said it was a goob
JackMolotov
Balderdash! That's a parrot.
deepbullet
My name's not Balderdash, and that is too a cat.