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Jan 22, 2018 2:16 PM
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Thisisasimplename
goflyblind
Gaiashining
And yet they are considered so cute and cuddly we make soft toys of them and give them to babies.....
TheAccursedHamster
Don't fuck with bears. They are not gentle lovers.
ThisIsWhyIimgur
I imagine if you stay calm and are incredibly lucky, have a sharp knife and cut both carotids it might die before you do
Medionsinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU The employees of John West know how to deal with bears.
ilikecats58235
holaminombreesinigomontoya
FACT!
buddbilly
If it’s BROWN lie down If it’s BLACK fight back If it’s WHITE good night
5tudentLoans
It took a bear for leo to get his damn globey thingy.
ChadAnding
BEARDOWN
STGxDante
Except for that 1 Russian who killed a bear in hand to bear arm combat. Did he die from that fight?
gintokityrell
Only for grizzlys up in kings canyon or Jenny national wed see black bears and just pause let them go by and wait awhile then keep going
gintokityrell
Black you just need to keep distance and not startle it. Grizzly your screwed
Eggbutts
Be Leonardo DiCaprio
actorsnonactors
actual lols.
InterestedOnlooker
SierraSykes2
Can we talk about your tags bro?
Eonymia
Suplex is ineffective? Sabin would like to disagree
czme
As a guy who had to shoot a bear. Guns are actually quite effective
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
What do I do if I am attacked by a bear, and I have 10,000 spoons?
djknetic
As you can see in the 3rd panel, bears are one with the Matrix, so technically, there is no spoon.
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
MultipleDads
I've always felt like I could just give a bear a quick head fake to juke him out of his shoes, and then jump on his back and strangle him.
Kazahani
Let us know how that works out.
ZeePolarBear
I disagree with the fatter one you want a slower one
TheGuyWithTheAppleTattoo
Maybe a friend in a wheelchair
shamus2603
One of the thing I remember being taught in boy scouts is exactly this. The handbook literally suggested that you run faster than your buddy
ACrypticJoke
TacoBellBody
Fuckin Jesus. I always wondered if you just jam your arm in there
preservedkillicknonesopretty
Why didn't the bear bite his arm off? I guess he gagged him?
AtheistNotAntiTheist
How am I supposed to collect my bear arms that I have a right too though?
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
The bear has a right to defend itself.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
Quite the predicament.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Sure trumps the right to bear arms.
HPCmonkey
I thought I saw an image earlier about some karate master who punched a bear in the face until it ran off and drove himself to the ER...
bradthegeek
The bear drove himself to the ER? Wow!
HPCmonkey
It was a brutal beating. The karate master should feel ashamed...
bobsANDvajineDropbox
Aye god I laughed way harder than I should have but ah well my mornings a lil bit better now
bobsANDvajineDropbox
Haha no no, but have close ties with full blooded reds
Sqwuid
Oh ok
Sqwuid
Are you uhhh... Irish
bradthegeek
RCN1138
That unicycle bear has years of pent up aggression towards humans going for it though
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
Yup, my instincts (which haven't gotten me killed by a bear yet, so they must work) say that one is the most dangerous.
djknetic
Yeah, that 2 is a pent up 20
bradthegeek
DrKriegersClone
Snuffles was my slave name
bradthegeek
You will call me snowball!