Jesus Murphy!

Jan 15, 2020 5:02 PM

If you go suck a dick and get $20 that will be 5

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It will be 4/20 all month long

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

“Tick-tock, tick tock. The shit clock’s ticking, Rick.”

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ok I am taking a day off and hitting both am and pm.

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There will be four 20's 24 times that day.

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on x/20/2020 at y:20 there will be ...

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Someone born on 4/20 of 2000, will turn 69 on 4/20 of 2069.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think everyone born on that day will, you know, unless they're dead.

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Nobody cares.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to celebrate this by going to work and doing my job like an adult. Woohoo!

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna celebrate it like I didn't know it existed

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Ya I'm with you on that. I have a feeling a lot of "random" drug tests will be happening the next day at work.

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I probably be at work doing my job like an adult as well. No doubt burning a fat joint with my boss at 4:20

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