This Honey Badger Doesn't Seem to Realize How Big Elephants Are

May 29, 2026 6:02 AM

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He does. He just doesnt care.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That poor little bastard lol

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Didn't get a single thing that he didn't explicitly ask for.

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2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is one suicidal honey badger lol

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

for me it's still Dumbo who lost..

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is completely aware, he just don't give a damn. That's like, their thing.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Had enough. or are you thirsty for more?" -- Kevin the Elephant

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Had enough. or are you thirsty for more?" -- also Jeffrey, the honey badger.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Its entire evolutionary strategy is rage and hate. It works most of the time. Most.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It makes one wonder. Like, after the first punt, there can't be any thought going on, right? Just pure, instinct-driven rage.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There was no thought going on *before* the first punt.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you ever needed a prime example of tenacity to the point of self harm, there it is. Fucking honey badgers man....

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honey badger don't care.
Although to be fair, a chihuahua would absolutely try the same thing.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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I think the difference is the reason for doing it. Maybe the elephant just has stomped the badger’s offspring.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The badger realises very well how big the elephant is. It just doesn’t give a fuck.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This honey badger doesn't care!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OMGOSHHHHH Noooooooooooo is that poor little creature okay!? Holy heck!

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Honey Badger got knocked the fuck out.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think he/she doesn't give a f..

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have like a million hit points, and just one defensive tactic... ATTACK!

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The best defense is a good offense!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, this elephant is fine.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your egotistical bravado is so strong, it lowers your IQ to a single digit. 🫤🤨🙄🤪

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, Honey Badger realized. Honey Badger just don't care.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Now if it was a snake... 😏

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh.. It knows...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know honey badgers don’t give a shit, but that looks like rabies—

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2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Punt.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He'll do that again tomorrow. Just because.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he won't because the elephants were so f.. scared that they deserted the area

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nor does it care

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a badger. They are born with zero fucks.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And are losing some every day they're alive

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"So proud to live... so proud to die!" (Badger Nation)

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's probably not true but somehow it still felt the elephant was sort of gentle with it. They're oddly graceful.

2 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Elephant also knows that a Honey badger will go after lions, so elephant wants to keep it close but not too close?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Meanwhile HB be like "what, you think you're better than me? you think you're a tough guy? do i sound like joe pesci in your head?"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, honey badgers are amazingly tough. Getting goal kicked won't phase it much. The elephant could've stomped down with all its weight and crushed that creature. It's amazing how it was so ignorant of the danger.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When there’s a gross bug on the ground but it’s too big to step on because it would crunch.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If the elephant wanted to kill the honey badger, it'd be dead. The elephant just wanted to be left alone.

2 months ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

Yeah there were multiple points there where the honeybadger was clearly stunned. Elephant could've just stood on it if it wanted to kill it.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

They busted out a pretty sweet reverse roundhouse in the second scuffle, so I'm assuming formal training.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tusk Kwan Do? I ll leave...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly trained under Col. Hathi in the Elephant Brigade.

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One theory is that elephants are emotionally complex enough to understand death and therefore are adverse to killing small animals by accident or for no purpose, in a similar way to most people. This may be why, anecdotally, elephants act cautiously when they are aware of things like mice that they can't see very well but don't want to step on.

2 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

The bald apes can gang up and kill me. Best to avoid whenever possible.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephants have death rituals including returning to sites they “buried” their dead and touching their bones

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They have a conscience for sure. Like how it’s unethical to kill something that’s too stupid to know what it is doing is wrong, so you have to protect it while you are also protecting yourself. He’s left with “Stop it asshole!” until the dumdum gives up and goes home.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Honey badger don't give a shit.

2 months ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 0

Stay down!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took my comment, have your +1

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2 months ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

leeeerooooyyyyy jennnnK-OOF

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It just takessss what it wantssss

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Probably thinking "I promised the guys I'd take down an elephant. I can't go back without a tusk, man. I'm gonna die trying, because IF I do it, I'm gonna become a living legend!"

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ozzy Man does it best. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-5YmR5lvMlQ

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Honey Badger can’t take a hint

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

But he can take a hit

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can he, though? Because that elephant was going easy on him and it still fucked him up.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do people no longer remember "Honey badger don't care"?

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The original video is 15 years old.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but, but, but, it feels like yesterday. Damn, getting old is a trip

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it is. The one that hit me hard was a few years ago when the Lord of the Rings fandom started ramping up for the 20th anniversary of the theatrical release of Fellowship and my immediate reaction was "No way that movie's 20 years old, it came out my sophomore year of high schooooooohhhhhh fuck."

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You aren't even middle aged yet!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should look up the honey Badger Stoffel. He was at an animal rescue. He broke into every animals enclosure to fight them. Rode the rhinos belly around its enclosure. Fought the lions twice. Won the first time. Lost the second time. But had stitches and was ok. Broke out of its own enclosure several times. Stole the owner of the preserves bacon out of the freezer multiple times.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i think it's the only animal on earth who doesn't fear death

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like he didn't need rescuing. Wasn't that the one where they introduced a female badger to calm him down, and he stood on top of her to escape his pen?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think so. The two of them had also worked a double latch system together. They gave them a pit. He stacked up all the limbs in it to escape. After those were removed he used rocks. After that he used mud. They were very smart. I don't remember why he needed a home.

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