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26 Man Tax: Alan Rudbeck Lindhardt
"When I feed the hungry, they call me a saint. When I ask why people are hungry, they call me a communist." - Helder Camara
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc.
billiebitkiller
#22 not even a joke I heard as many fireworks going off on the 10th as the 4th to the point I was like "is there some second secret holiday I don't know about?"
snitchesgetkisses
#8 the traffic was fowl
Bombofclusterfucks
#3 poor shark
JapanesePizza333
#3 I really want to hear the conversation after they were back on the boat.
NoTeEnchiles
#22 Nice to see Russian artillery depots celebrating Independence Day(?)
MidnaDS
#1
arajad
#4 Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
StarscreamAndHutch
#19 damnit. Now i have to watch turtles eating strawberries. Sounds relaxing actually.
scoutMoonDiver
rbeeseart
#25 OH NO I’M BEHIND! I ONLY HAVE 12 MORE DAYS!!
trigonman3
#10 As the heir of someone who had things in his lungs that shouldn't be there:
trigonman3
#7 Meanwhile, 90% of the problem is familiar danger. Hey kids, don't get caught alone with clergy or republicans!
Khanamana324
Or cops.
Feralkyn
That poor shark :( Bloodied to fuck
Feralkyn
(And note it wasn't trying to attack anyone--and didn't... it was eating bait they offered it on a line which really should be illegal)
fartyandbloated
#3 How did the shark get in the cage? Did it break? Anybody have a link with more info?
lonosham
#1 do NOT try this with an Australian flying fox
Toadashi
That is a flying fox. Stop perpetuating bullshit.
lonosham
Okay,Mr Pedantic: I was thinking of the Grey-Headed flying fox (pteropus poliocephalus) that is endemic to my local area, Eastern Australia. They are never (normally) pure black, even as pups. This one may be an unusual specimen but that’s not what I was referring to
enkille
#22
jamieColorBandit
Where is #22 from?
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#3 Not sure if I just saw someone die or not. Was there only one guy in the cage to start with, or is this two-men-enter-one-man-leaves thunderdome kinda deal?
J3lek
I'm not sure how the shark got in.
NotLuckyDucky
I don’t think the shark knows either but he definitely was like “get me outta here bros it’s too cramped”
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#3 Breakfast served all day
Interleaver11111111
#3 well it seems like they got their money’s worth.
JustAName00
#3 Manager: Congratulations! You got the deluxe package, free of charge! You are so lucky! Most customers have to pay extra for a one-on-one session...
OrkenMork
That's one way to avoid a lawsuit!
YouAreTheInsultMaster
#1 Did rabies write this?
tylerlarson
#1 can't stop here https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzlzOWRsOGZicnByOTg5MTIwY2QzMHVjc2sza3kwMjk3cGkyczE5diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5Ca1d7AdrvuRq/200w.webp
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
The 5 species of bat that aren't some fucked up flying pig rat have a great PR team
rampartfranklin
#14 @Uncleslam123 😆
UncleSlam123
Reminded me of watching pro wrestling! Great find!
SpeedbumpNZ
#19 Oh, that's definitely me, watching Rockalina and the tiny hatchling.
EmeraldLight
What that turtle went through was INSANE
J3lek
#22 we have the same neighbors.
JustAName00
#8 Employee: I know I said I would be late to work again, but I have a good reason this time!
Boss: ?
Employee: There was a duck stampede...
JustAName00
*wouldn't be late
munchkinj
But good news - they’re now in a row!
RecurringNightmare
#5 are americans unable to open blister packs or what is the issue here? just push the damn pill out and done, easier than opening some child-safety bottle cap...
MemeMuseumCurator
here they're not push outable, you have to cut it open
RecurringNightmare
lolwut? why is there barely any day that one doesnt learn about a thing the US does wrong? absolutely ridiculous...like, the whole idea of these blister packs with the perforations is that you can isolate a single pill with its packaging and carry it in your backpack or purse and take it whenever you need it...needing tools to open the blister goes totally contrary to that...baffling...
MemeMuseumCurator
they have a layer of almost like thin cardboard over the foil, really hard to get open
RecurringNightmare
ridiculous...over here its just some kind of aluminium-like foil, you can pierce it with your fingernails, but thats not even necessary...if you push onto the pill from the front it normally comes out at the back quite easily...
MemeMuseumCurator
we have some like that but a lot aren't and you have to use scissors lol it's dumb
Ragebrew
#4 The small void feeding the big void!
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Voids together strong
azazyel
I think the cat was just making sure it wasn't poison. Here big thing, eat this...
astralomega
this would never work with my cat he goes rabid for popcorn
NZSheeps
#5 For today's 10,000 it's a brand name of Loperamide and is a heavy duty anti-diarrhea medication
boobsalot
So.... a butt plug ?
NZSheeps
Pretty much. It clogs everything up (it eventually unclogs, but that's a problem for future you)
3Davideo
Well yes, and Tylenol is a brand name of acetaminophen, a mild analgesic and antipyretic.
NZSheeps
OK? But they were talking about Imodium
3Davideo
Yeah, I know, I'm just saying that not knowing about Imodium is like not knowing about Tylenol.
NZSheeps
OK. Might be an American thing. I only learned about it when I REALLY needed it. Maybe I just had a sheltered childhood.
3Davideo
Or I had a lot of intestinal issues. Oh well, take care!
OrkenMork
#3 How did the shark get in there.... #4 I like how the cat saw the dog eating the popcorn and came to the conclusion that it must be good so he tried some!
Ivalicenyan
Big fish big power
Primotimewaster
If this is the footage I think it is, the guys fabricated their own shark cage. The used inferior metal that started breaking apart (or the joints did) once it was in the ocean (they only tested in pool water, not salt). They chummed the area like crazy and the person in the cage was basically in a blood cloud.
iDrinkDrano
He gets to tell one hell of a story for surviving that
OrkenMork
This makes sense...
jherazob
That's not ideal...
QotU
Holy fuck
Sechran
#1 - Unfortunately for every adorable sky puppy, there's at least two species of bats that look like God went through a bad acid phase.
RecurringNightmare
thats very simple...megabats, fruit bats or flying foxes are one family of bats, while all the other bats are at least different families, most even a different suborder of the bat order...
thebonesofmyancestors
Yeah, I was just thinking, not all bats have cute faces like that.
Sechran
Horseshoe Bat -
QotU
Ah, so that’s the inspiration for demogorgons
ParaspriteHugger
"and that's why shoving firecrackers up your nose is a bat idea"
AVerySillyPuppy
It's not even how cute they are. Contact with a wild bat is potentially medically significant. Remember that child that died without a bite?
morgrimmoon
That child WAS likely bitten. But those bats have very small, needle-like teeth, so a little nibble doesn't leave a lingering mark for the parents to find when they looked later.
AVerySillyPuppy
It shoved its mouth in his mouth. Mucosal exposure with infected saliva is all it takes. https://www.cmaj.ca/content/198/25/E969