RiotousSinner
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Told her I was busy with the kiddos this weekend, but made dinner plans for Monday.
Jan 13, 2023 5:54 PM
RiotousSinner
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Told her I was busy with the kiddos this weekend, but made dinner plans for Monday.
kyeroni78
Dont dip ypur pen in company ink !
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
Looks like you had a wedding ring on 3mos. ago?
pauli133
Maintain watery eye contact. Prepare for return fire.
Jawesome19
No one ever comes over to talk to Me UNTIL I let put a heinous fart. Never fails
ClaudBalls
must be their fetish
CoarseAndSalty
I mean, you see the Red Flag there but maybe not the much larger red flag?
88wut
“Hey you brought chili for home lunch? I can smell from over there. Yummy!”
spacestationnumberfive
ArcadiaBerger
It must be a sign of sincere interest.
armagedon4343
Marry her yes?
4vie
Hey, awesome! :D If anything, have a blast that Monday Dinner! :D
QueefMalone
How amazingly good looking/rich are you?
ThighHighsSaveLives
Might wanna marry that girl
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
You made it to the farting part of a relationship before the relationship even began. That's gotta be a new record.
oilyanaldischarge
Correct! The story of how you met, will be an inside joke between thi two of you forever. Ha!
StillAKidAtHeart
Q:Does sleeping with a coworker mean you're sleeping your way to the top or the bottom? A: That's a personal/sexual preference/choice.
J3lek
Sleeping your way into a lateral position.
Speedmetal05
Oh, she's already a keeper. Wife her!
pacodeth
Well at least we know what she's into
crazycelt
Don’t shit where you eat
Jamroast
At least you didn't crap yourself..
spitslap
JosXII
you must be very good looking
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
She's into that
nunyabidness99
Marry that person, you will never find another with more devotion to you.
StunttheRunt
All fun and games until you find out her kink is getting Dutch ovened. Then wait until you find out you're into it as well...... Good luck.
oilyanaldischarge
This will be their signature hilarity sex! Trust me.
DutchCraft2050
HenchMenInc
randomguy365
This once happened to me. We've been together for 20 years now.
derekjohn
What ? You and the fart ? - that's hardcore man ! [irony or sarcasm, take your pick].
oilyanaldischarge
I'm with you derekjohn, which one was it OP?
randomguy365
Smelling your own fart puts the fart back in your body. You do the math.
derekjohn
My only advice: don't breathe near any naked flames for a while.
3rdoption
That's a keeper.
slotheroll
My random internet person advice, do not shit where you eat! It goes south so can your career.
dreikommavierzehn
depending on the wetness of his previous task he may have been shitting already
GiantMoron
Did you tell her there is more of that where that came from
Fattbeard
From personal experience I can say never ever date a coworker unless they are in a completely different department and on opposite schedule.
ruferto
from personal experience, i'd say it's fine as long as you're both cool when things end
BryanLaserEpee
I have terrible luck in regular situations so work is a definite no
alexanderastrom
This is very much the essence of boomer opinion on dating.
Roastie
You haven't lived :D
wtfylat
Rubbish! Just don't do it if you really love your job
shmoogeeoogee
One of my favorite relationships was a girl I worked with. Imagine missing out on life by listening to garbage advice like that
doobiedoobop
It's great when it goes well. But it usually doesn't. Breakups are messy enough without HR getting involved.
AJMansfield
Only ones involving people who make messes of their breakups.
BossVarriack
I see this said a lot... but considering I'm an introvert... it's like literally the only way I meet people off the internet
toetag
Met my wife nearly 20 years ago at work. She department, same schedule. Don't date crazy.
bekindtoanimals
Tru dat
rockbottomreached
Sounds like the shit's already hit the fan. They'll be alright
KawaiiInari
My bf was my boss before I changed departments, we started dating. Living with each other for 3 years now. Love him so much. It can work.
TaekwonDoughnut
Tons of people meet their spouse at work right
smegmaspread
Tons. Like where else are you supposed to meet people as an adult besides the place you spend all your time and people similar experiences?
smegmaspread
People dip their pen in company ink all the time. You just gotta do it right. Don’t date up/down the chain.
proracing53
One of my managers definitely doesn't follow that tip
Maaatth
He follows *his* tip.
thespiritofadventure
Agreed. Minimum different department...my ex and I worked in the same office (2k people in a building). It was too small.
aslum
I can confidently state, take ALL advice anyone gives you on the internet.
jekath
Follow every advice you ever get. Except this.
aslum
I'm going to follow your advice too just to spite you.
1philthy1
Totally. Blow jobs at lunch suck
TheVampireDante
She put up with that - there's solid interest there...
doomscrollerextroadinaire
I met my current wife at work some 18 years ago, and it worked out great. This is exception to a good rule though.
skippieelove
It depends on the person, both personally and the partner. I’ve dated people that I’d wanted to spend every possible minute w/..>
skippieelove
And others I wanted distance, personal time away from. When you love your best friend and partner in crime it’s different lol.
skippieelove
Though I will say that some people just naturally need lots of personal time and space, that should be respected. Just find someone similar!
TheS4ndm4n
Don't fuck up a relationship with a co-worker.
bekindtoanimals
Exactly. If or when it ends, awkward
MrMetroid
On the contrary I met my wife working retail and we've always wanted to work together again after moving on because it was tons of fun.
mattrixk
Retail may be different to an office environment? Maybe because of things like shifts vs 9-5, and ease of changing jobs if things go sour?
HijaDeMiMadre
Similar experience. Met the hub while working together. We got married and have been together for 10 years. We have fun working together
Wylf
I feel this rule is mostly in case the relationship turns sour. If it works out, great, but if not you're forced to work with your ex...
TacoPoweredHelicopter
I think it's more for relationships where you actually don't like your spouse. Like 80's/90's comedian relationships
RiotousSinner
She's in another department. We'll see how it goes.
JurgenWindcallerz
Worked out for me every time tbh - never had issues with it.
DasKaras
Good luck on your date!
darthyuuzhan
I dated a coworker, who worked right next to me. It was great and we are still friends. Have faith it can work out!
Herperchick
I dated a coworker, we're married now. :) Doesn't always work out, but it's not always horrible either.
KingXizor
I would like to vicariously experience a date again. Tell us how it goes!
therealSnyper117
Limit the number of drinks you consume!
superhans1988
My colleagues/friends sit right next to each other at work and they’re married, whilst it’s not ideal, it can be done!
SweetMystique
I'd never get any work done. It'd be like sitting next to your friend in class. I'd be sending him memes and giggling.
oilyanaldischarge
I work for my husband, and it can sometimes get testy, but it can be done! Take it very slow, don't get drunk, I wish you luck! +1
JahNoodles
You dawg! Shit let's see how this plays out
Nahnahyeah
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CharlieandOliver
I mean if the fart didn’t do him in he probably could shit and be fine
ldstrike
Verily...