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Pipe
Party Popper
Elbow Pipe
Jar
A Thimble
Legos
New York City
Broken Bottle
Can
Teapot Shell
Batman Shell
Rat Skull
Metal as fuck.
YouHadMeAtHell
This kinda makes me sad. With the garbage dumping and all
inchoatentropy
As a hermit crab enthusiast, their poor abdomens must be rather uncomfortable. These little creatures always find a way to survive <3
pushkin8
this makes me really sad like they're only living in these random objects cos they can't find normal fucking shells
CarcharodonCarcharias
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/721/841/67f.gif
readgardentravelcook
They are forced to use this trash because tourists take every appropriate she'll from the beach. So leave them there for the poor crabs.
GavinScreaming
Oh god even being guilt tripped for taking seashells...
ManiaGamine
I wish I could find any random object and claim it as my home, then stick my ass in it, ONLY my ass.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
If anybody tries to stop you:
thejenster
Wait... Are these things they've been found in? Cause that's super sad guys.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Yeah, I mean, sometimes you just stumble into crabs with new york city carved in ice on their backs ya know? They're very skilled crabs.
lolcaek
Whenever I've had these as pets they've always died. I want more but I'm afraid I'll kill them again :(
MellowButDramatic
They're accustomed to living in a huge community, with Hugh humidity and having lots of loose sand to burrow in. Otherwise: death awaits.
animjason
They are actually pretty high maintenence and despite the name, social animals
inchoatentropy
Rule number one: humidity. If they don't have proper humidity they will die. They have modified gills, not lungs.
DOMineered
Your just posting this for the points, don't be so shellfish
LadyWidebottom
You're *
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
*Your're
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**Oury'ore
HamRoll
If I fits, I lives
ATGGAATAA
Not a rat skull, or even a rodent skull. Eye sockets are too big, and teeth are wrong.
TheNicolasCage
Well what is it then
ATGGAATAA
Not sure. I'm a far cry from a zoologist, but I am quite familiar with rat physiology, and that's not a rat.
hippocampus
I think might be some sort of small primate.
hippocampus
https://boneclones.com/images/store-product/product-912-main-original-1415041046.jpg from a loris.
Trihunter
The Lego one is just built around its shell. You can see the edges of it.
Harbinger411
Gee-ZUS how big is the one in the can?!
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
When man inevitably destroys itself, hermit crabs well inherit the earth, living in the junk we leave behind
badClementine
I clicked on the jar one because I wanted to see what they look like without their shell, and was sad it didn't zoom :c
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
YouTube hermit crab shell exchange. It's pretty entertaining and informative.
badClementine
nevermind, I googled it. Now I'm weirded out.
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
Yeah they're pretty gross.
arkathman
That's not a rat skull. Looks like a cat skull.
KFcolt
Crab people live under new york?
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
Skull gets my upvote
Dreigiau
It's so metal
squadoodle
Definitely not a rat skull, though
ReptilianKnight
That's what the source said, but now that I look at, I don't think it is either...
fuckweaselry
Judging by the dental formula, the forward facing eyes & the presence of a postorbital bar I would say it is a prosimian (a lemur or loris)
everybodystalfos
It almost looks like a domestic cat skull but the teeth are a little wonky... Actually the eye socket is whole. Nevermind. Idk what it is.
JoeHannesbrahms
I posted this elsewhere, but google "mouse lemur skull." This is certainly a replica as well.
Mollycoddler
um not a rat skull
DamnIshouldreallybestudyingrightnow
It will become hella awkward the moment the first discarded fleshlights start hitting the sea floor.
wishIcouldthinkofsomething
The clear glass one must feel najed. Butt showing...
OpusXcellent
They forgot Marshawn Pinch! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfjxFmxIIAA7Epi.jpg
LooseCannonSpock
Professor Zoidberg, I presume. Homeowner, yes?
DiastaticPower
I thought that first one was a fleshlight at first.
SpanWolf
Maybe for you...
TheLordofMelons
Could still be one if you're kinky enough.
geiokami
It is if your brave enough...
levetiracetam
So did I
PlusSizedGentlemanInAnUndersizedGarment
Third
DennisVassel
that sounds like you need an extra tiny flesh light 0-O
whosaidjehovah
Waiting on the hermit crab in a tiny model of a hermitage
tr3buchet
crab in the elbow pipe is potentially in for a big surprise
TheBurritoConfederacy
Backdoor sex.
tr3buchet
Etc
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I was actually visualizing another crab moving into the other side, and the comical battle of which way to scuttle.
tr3buchet
that's a big surprise as well! :)
janicefromfriendslefttitty
What a TWIST!
O11i3
THE PLURAL OF LEGO IS LEGO
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bjornfeuer
They don't even ask that. They have asked for the plural to be "LEGO Bricks", and grammatically "LEGO" is an adjective so it can't be plural
BennyBenderFatneck
Thank you! When will they learn?
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I know?! What is it with Americans and their "Legos"?
EClaire1073
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
OutrageousHemmorhoid
People who aren't retarded do.
calcleric
AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA TODAY
Lugh314159
Technically speaking, there is no plural of Lego, since LEGO is the name of the company. LEGO makes LEGO brand construction bricks.
Mestit3
so when ordering you have to ask for two cans of Coca-Cola soda instead of two cokes?
Lugh314159
Coke makes literally one thing (that it calls Coke). Regardless of the plural, if you went to Toys Я us and asked for "two legos, please"…
Lugh314159
…you'd either be laughed out of the store, or asked a dozen follow up questions. "Lego... bricks? Sets? Video games?".
ucatione
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN! THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
Wormbo2
Fuckin A! Nobody in Australia says Legos.
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Lugh314159
leggomyeggo
bjornfeuer
Wrong. According to LEGO, the company, the plural is "LEGO Bricks" or "LEGO Sets" - Legally LEGO is an adjective. Not a noun. 1/2
MissSpaceFace
In Denmark (where LEGO comes from) we say 'a lot of LEGO'. No S. It's LEGO or LEGO-klodser (klods=brick).
bjornfeuer
2/2 "LEGO" as a plural noun is just as incorrect as saying "LEGOs". But contracting LEGO Bricks into "LEGO's" (apostrophe) makes more sense.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
That...actually makes sense. By the power vested in me, I'll upvote these comments back from zero.