Cheaper than a boob job

Jan 29, 2020 9:43 PM

kittydetonator

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I’m trying my hardest to lose weight but it won’t budge, any tips would be much appreciated! Edit: I’m getting some terrible advice, just to clarify: I’m counting calories and exercising. I’m always in a calorie deficit but I’m not dropping the weight

Weight loss is about calorie deficit. Count calories both in and out. Maintain a rounded diet.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get your thyroid checked

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

This

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100% this

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hey I'd love to help if possible. Just have a few questions. Message me whenever

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Count calories, dont cut out too much too soon, I lost weight while still enjoying cheese, booze, and pasta. Portions, my friend

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Counting calories and just any kind of movement is the best way to start

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since you're consistently watching what you eat and how you eat as well as exercising regularly with no results you should see a doctor.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water is your drink, all the veggies, meats are fine but try for low fat. Avoid too much fruit, but not entirely. Keep as active as you can.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone offering weight loss tips & ignoring your recent selfie where you are anything but fat - You're beautiful, feel good about it

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6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't just diet. Make a lifestyle change.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Artificial non-caloric sweeteners trigger an insulin response similar to real sweeteners; insulin tells your body to hold onto proteins,

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Bullshit. I bet you believe they also cause lupus and cancer too. No reproduced study has shown any such response.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fats, and carbs, making it great for maintaining or gaining weight. Artificial sweeteners will impede weight loss, use sparingly or not at

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

all.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Y'all are harsh. Fix your diet first. That's the hard part, but also the most important.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If you're willing to spend 20 bucks a month, I totally recommend the SWEAT app. Specifically designed for women, with full meal plans 1/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And workout plans for women, starting from not having any exercise at all. I've been following it for a few months and have lost 2/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3/3 almost fifteen pounds, and feel better than I have in my entire life

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This sounds great!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats working for me is finding an easy nutrition plan to follow and working out a bit. Lost 30 pounds so far. For example 1/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most of my breakfast is just 3or 4 eggs with veggies (onions, spinach, mushrooms and peppers with cheese) and a small thing of yogurt. 2/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lunch would be something i preped but i get to eat from home for lunchtime. Chicken, broccoli, and some peas. 3/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For dinner i snack on some protein or make protein shake then go workout. I drink lots of water. 4/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I workout only 30 min or so each day. Alternates between cardio, High intensity workouts, and lifting weights.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also find stuff that works for you. Swimming, tennis, or other activities are great fillers for workout and have fun.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rip Inbox

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every time you go to eat drink a big glass of water then wait 10 minutes. You won’t eat as much loss weight slow but works. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 2

Caffeine is a life saver for fasting. One black coffee in the morning is an easy substitute for breakfast.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You do this too often and you’ll get ulcers

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Gotta dissagree with this my dad was not in a good place years ago(mentally) only ate when absolutely neccessary and got real fat

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotta edit. When he startes eating normally again, he got real fat

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get stomach ache if I drink coffee before I eat something

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After a week when you eat your stomach will have shrunk a bit and you get full sooner. Keep doing it get smaller. Side effect peeing

6 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Clearly a skinny person wrote this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Not skinny 5 foot 5 inches 215 pounds down to 185 pounds took a long time. It’s more about changing a habit of over eating. Took 2 years

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Cut portions in half. Sucked for 4 months but lost 15 lbs over the next 4. Appetite is more manageable. Eating less from boredom.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Damn you guys are thirsty

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

@op, calories in must be less than calories out.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's been largely disproven nowadays.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa1014296?query=TOC#t=articleTop Downvote all ya like, doesn't change anything.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats my man

6 years ago | Likes 1958 Dislikes 4

Flab isn’t form, Sir

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I laughed out loud and had to explain to my son. He's 7. He laughed too.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Perfect +1

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He got those moobs like Jagger

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bruh ??

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Korben my man

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i just spit my drink everywhere. wife not happy

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that's a waste of good breastmilk!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

v

6 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

This is Bob; Bob had bitch tits.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow, bob got nips...

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Weights/strength training. Muscle burns calories even when you’re not at the gym. Also 80% of weight loss happens in the kitchen

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This is largely bunk. It's like single-digit calories per pound of muscle added.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What? How you eat is probably the biggest factor in whether you lose weight...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I meant what's bunk is "adding muscle makes you burn more calories!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's objectively true, but each pound of muscle uses like 5-10 calories per day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you add 5lbs of muscle that’s 25-10 calories more than burning before. Plus being stronger, from a functional standpoint, is still good

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fork is more important than the barbell.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Go get your thyroid checked. If you’re dieting and exercising and still gaining weight, it might be a thyroid issue. Very common

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look up Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This needs to be top comment

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my f*cking god. Right. Good thing. Check that with doctor...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have it and it sucks!! I can’t lose weight unless I starve myself and workout constantly

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear @OP, I would like to apologize to you for the train wreck of a comments section.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I would also like to apologize for the human sewage that thinks an inappropriate response is needed to an honest and open question.../1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the only source of material is the Mayo Clinic. WebMD sucks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you talked with a doctor @op? It could be a thyroid issue amongst other things.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How long have you been trying? If you're struggling even with good changes, you may want to speak with your doc about thyroid issues

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not according to your Christmas selfie..

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 16

That looks like B's... So you're a DD now?... Do they even fit in your torso?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Cup size is a ratio and so this comment is retarded.

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This was taken a year ago

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Just curious but why post a year old selfie a month ago?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Bc I got fat??

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 5

I'd be cool with seeing bigger you, at least if you were wearing a similar top.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Yeah, and thankfully nobody gives two shits about you creeper ass.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh. Don't let Imgur shame you. (They'll try, of course. It's the internet, after all.)

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Points for honesty. Also.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That makes sense I would do the same but too self conscious to post pics in general

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I suggest to LEGIT count calories ... either manually enter onto a note app in your phone or exercise app. Samsung Health app >>

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>> is great for that. Stay below 1500ish per day while exercising to get the calorie deficit going. I did this for vacation >>

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude, you catfished Imgur...

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 17

like she's gonna meet up with any of you losers anyways???

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I’m still the same person

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Oh, fuck off.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Buy a food scale, humans are terrible at estimating portion size, start a walk-run plan and do some weights. Food is most important though.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Totally this. My starving inner child brain estimates a fuckzillion calories is the optimal amount of pasta unless I actually check

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you refer to us specifically as humans because you are an anteater?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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....no

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Holy fuck, this comment section is a nightmare.

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

How is it a nightmare? All I'm seeing is "measure your food to make sure you dont overeat", "calories in calories out" and "less meat/dairy"

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Like, they're RIGHT.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Just ignoring all the horn-bags requesting pics then?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I saw a few along the lines of "before/after pics", but that's common on the weight loss subreddits I occasionally browse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Talking about boobs on the internet is going to do that.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Calorie count with deficit (most apps will show you how much of you put in current & goal weight) along with intermittent fasting and gym.

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This. I lost a ton calorie counting alone. I used “myfitnesspal.” After I added the gym, I started feeling healthy too. Had a baby though.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So I’m fat again. :/

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just want to say that running, at any speed that is comfortable, is the best time to weight burner. Just run. Wherever or however longhave

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Just list 18 lbs this way. Truly works

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This used to work for me, it doesn’t anymore

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As metabolism changes you have to increase exercise but dont hurt yourself either start slow and workup. Swimming is a real good one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even though I love fasting, it’s not for everyone and listen to your body when you do it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no way to gain weight while your body is in deficit. If you are still putting on weight, drop calories or increase exercise.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Samsung Health app is full of shit though. Meals I entered was definitely more calorie-dense than suggested, or the portions are off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

afaik exercise is more effective than dieting. I think you wanna get your heart going and breathing heavily, but dont go too hard

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

I can either burn 500 Calories by walking nearly 5 miles or just not eat a sandwich.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a mental struggle but i finally have the habit of eating to survive instead of eating for pleasure/boredom

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any apps you would recommend?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just remember, a calorie is not a calorie. Avoid refined added sugar and refined fiber deficient grain. Research the latest on nutrition

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

I lost weight counting calories and eating shit. What you should do is choose healthier food because its lower in calories and more filling

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Apple w/ Peanutbutter and 20 oz Coca Cola BOTH have 240 calories. I'm just saying calorie counting ALONE won't do shit

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Tbf I'm just repeat what dr. robert lustig said. He hates the term "a calorie is a calorie". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say everyday you fill your last 240 calories of the day with coke instead of an apple with peanut butter. You'll get fatter if u do that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If none these work and you have tiredness/constipation/always cold/ unexplained weight gain hit up the doc for thyroid check up or diet plan

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It could also be your medication.

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Also if you're sexual active do the pee stick baby check especially if you missed periods (obvs).

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also could be copd, also get a lot of quality sleep. But start with getting the right amount of quality food

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Also depression. They're all symptoms of hypothyroidism.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I just got diagnosed with Hypothyroidism last Saturday. Not sure what I'm supposed to do now.. besides iodize my salt. Need weight loss tips

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they didnt suggest a medical regime then youre probably borderline so calorie count, intermittent and exercise you have to tweak it 4 you

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It was mostly them say increase my iodine intake (I live in Aus so not everything is iodized)

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Constantly sweating too. Not warm just wet pits. Hashimotos

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