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Paris is beautiful.
Nov 10, 2016 10:31 AM
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Jellysmish
As funny as it is, I kinda don't like it because it's degrading someone
JackCornsby
Fat man in a little coat
Sogoi
No he is homeless and needs help you sick assholes
italwaysabouttheblacks
da fuck is Chris Christie doing in Paris??
thepoopstore
Can we address the fact that he also has no shoes. They need salvation army in Paris for homie here
primarkundies
This picture really bothers me.
Stratacaster79
He moved to Paris after Trump won to avoid the French Canadian in Canada.
Thre3zekiel
First I laughed then realized he's probably homeless. Now I'm sad.
ThundaTundraRumbla
DJ Khaled must not be drinking his "Silk almond milk"
Trickky
Look at that beautiful bastard, fully embracing the disaster he is
agumonkey
zen master
rufflemyonions
Was there 3 days ago
vanella
I love France, hope you got to eat a lot of great food and drink a lot of wine :)
dzfZEZEZRERZ
"Paris is beautiful" Misery is not.
JessWebb
I'm going there tomorrow can't wait to see these sights!!
vanella
Have fun, but please son't mock the homeless :)
RavensMilk
"An American in Paris ", Classic movie.
dogsgotmytongue
You beat me to it!
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
How is this different to the "bunny" body shaming?
ItsALF
Double standards.
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
As a photographer I'm conflicted here between "reportage" and shaming. But clearly, despite being homeless he's advanced food finding skill
poochyena
different group of people upvoting this.
Voidkom
if you look like that maybe you ought to get shamed a little
ohmyapplepie
Being fat is a symptom of deeper, complex, often nearly insurmountable issues. Being an asshole to someone who is fat is never helpful.
RupertR
There is literally no physical reason to get this fat.
ohmyapplepie
Hormone imbalances, brain's neurons misfiring and the body's glands malfunctioning are the main, very physical, reasons for obesity.
RupertR
Reasons for difficulty keeping a healthy weight, not for obesity. Dieting and excercise can correct any of those if done correctly.
Voidkom
That's a lot of words to describe a cheeseburger.
YouAreDrunk
It's fucking funny and stuff, but... Look at it from a different point of view - he is a human, who may have lost everything and needs help.
Nightfox1515
Paris actually has a very high homeless population. I just got back from visiting a few months ago and saw it first hand. They have... 1/2
Nightfox1515
mattresses on the side of the roads that people use during the night to sleep on. Whole families... It was pretty sad. 2/2
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
If there was the whole family it was maybe migrants. Most of homeless child/woman are protected by the State in France
SpaceISIS
How does one say "People of WalMart" in french?
madrush
Les Peoples de Walmart
cedlemo
Like you: People of Walmart. When we see this kind of person we think hey he looks like those americans in Walmart.
ohmyapplepie
Are there no Walmarts in France?
cedlemo
No
ohmyapplepie
That is the most beautiful thing I've heard all year.
LadySasquatch
Man, Gerard Depardieu has really let himself go.
WillJeSuis
Is this what it comes down to? mocking what looks like a homeless person? I might be a cunt but you guys are worse.
SquidSex
Yeah, fuck this post.
acidosaur
Agreed. This is horrible.
levieuxquicrisesarace
Rungis: le ventre de Paris
Slumdoge
i wonder what his story is
zagibu
It's probably a refugee. Lots of them are hanging out everywhere in Paris at the moment. Can't walk 20m without stumbling over one.
cedlemo
They are not that fat. It must be a drunk american.
ThisIsMeBis
Loneliness, mental illness, alcohol, poverty. Simple. Paris is really not a dream city (lived in for 10 years)
Slumdoge
I bet, but I'm always curious what led to their current situation.
ThisIsMeBis
And i would say the first of all is like 99% loneliness. Leads to the others.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Poor life choices coupled with bad luck that was dealt with poorly.
UkuleleLeo
I work with the homeless, and often poor life choices don't come into it at all.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Bullshit. The needle didn't just jump into their arm or the bottle to their lips. You're making excuses for them.
Greeneyeddevil
I thought the general consensus was taking photos of regular and obviously vulnerable people to mock on the internet is shitty.
GronxBacin
But this is clearly a photo of the Eiffel tower he's photobombing.
Greeneyeddevil
...excellent
WowThatUsernameIsSoOriginal
The internet is shitty and getting shittier is my guess
Greeneyeddevil
You're so right and it makes me said.
vanella
Well yes, but this man is homeless and in another country...so it's funny.... see the logic? :)
Greeneyeddevil
Flawless logic, flawless.
bthighlander
This can't be true. Only we Americans are fat or so I've been told.
shimmernshine
When it happens to french people they call them Gourmands.
bthighlander
In America, it's a Glutton. One of the 7 Deadly Sins.
shimmernshine
It's considered gluttony in France as well. Their kings were famous for it. The seven deadly sins are from Italy. Dante's inferno.
Azasloth
I know you're joking, but France's obesity rates have been on the rise for awhile now.
bthighlander
Sorry to hear that but misery loves company.
JupitersWitch
Every country is experiencing an uptick in obesity, even China. Too many work behind a desk all day and eat too much.
baconthatisall
Maybe it's alcohol, maybe he's dead.
Refmylife
Did you just assume his gender?
squip
Waitin' on dat rigormortis
HighSlayerRalton
Maybe he's asleep normally.
Ssssssssssss
His hands and feet look like they're in danger of being stubs.
Minkelsaaft
Maybe he's an American.
GeneralCrux
Or Maybelline
Win1forthegifer
Crytaz
Speaking of dead, gene wilder
JohnFloorwalker
Maybe he's born with it...
Petemccabe
Maybe he committed suicide by jumping and just landed perfectly by accident.
riggityriggitywrekt
Maybe it's both
aPokal
iLikePineapplesMoreThanMost
I'm betting that he is dead from trying to speak "Where are the hotdogs?" In French
janabananab55
No this is patrick
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
HippDeutschMan
LexingtonAluminium
Maybe go fuck yourself
baconthatisall
Or not... Whatever.
BarbedEsquire
As a NYC native, I ask myself that question often
baconthatisall
I feel you, I spent the last week in Massachusetts and thought the same thing nearly every day lol
jhecheck
Bro you could've at least used this gif too
baconthatisall
Perhaps.... But I'm a woman of principle and I still stand by my initial gif. The suspense is legit killing me ;)
jhecheck
Ayyy I can respect that
baconthatisall
jhecheck
https://tenor.co/riMY.gif
BillHubbard
Maybe it's an American refuge.
theimgurappsucksballs
maybe it's both
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
lets all imagine ourselves snuggling up to him, rubbing our faces on the belly, smelling all the smells.....enjoy
baconthatisall
God I hate you right now
DangeRxRanger
Thanks
byohzzrd
Mmmmm tacos!
CharlieOfYee
Logged in purely to upvote your comment.
baconthatisall
Awww shucks
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Poke him with a stick
TreesAndShit
Clicked expecting a "poke him with your dick" but was disappointed. So... Poke him with your dick.
OldRazzIeDazzIe
But that would be sexual harassment you can go to jail
shinymiss
Joey can make you a nice poking device with chopsticks.
OldRazzIeDazzIe
mnyf2009
He's angry!!!!
DisplayedPrism
And he took the stick! Run!
Boopmysnoot
All of you get points. Good hustle.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
and he gets poetto
Trichotome
icantstopthebus
I know everyone thinks this is funny, but it looks as though he's had a rough life. No need to kick or laugh at someone when they are down.
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icantstopthebus
I'm aware of that fact.
foxfire1112
this is what this site does tho
thebibleisagreatfairytale
I second that
icantstopthebus
Ya. We laugh at crap like this, but take a second look at him. What if it were your dad or brother or friend? It would not be all that funny
foxfire1112
Sorry I didn't make it clear that I don't find this funny or associate myself with this sites "norm". I was just pointing out a fact
icantstopthebus
Not saying we are related or anything. Just sayin it's hard to laugh at something like this. It's way more sad than funny
foxfire1112
Sorry I didn't make it clear that I don't find this funny or associate myself with this sites "norm". I was just pointing out a fact
icantstopthebus
I'm not judging, we're all here to laugh and get a break from life. I hate when we all laugh at people who don't deserve it. He's 1 of them.
foxfire1112
I agree, this pic makes me sad in a way
thethirdeye
Mentally unstable drunken homeless people. Ridiculed without empathy since the dawn of civilization. Que sera, sera. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HighwayStar
The bonus is that they're too drunk to notice. It's a victimless crime brah.
swaziwarrior
I saw a man sleeping in the aqueduct in Istanbul and felt it was appropriate because they've probably been there since the Romans.
LoopStricken
sera pls
cheesyblasters
Whenever I see a person in this awful a situation, I think of their first moments on earth when they were probably held by a parent who 1/2
cheesyblasters
quietly promised that they would never let anything bad happen to them. 2/2
acidosaur
Oh god, now I am crying...
cheesyblasters
Parent?
Bystandr
He is in a suit minus a shirt and shoes.. given his girth Im not sure the evidence of the photo amounts to a drunken night or homelessness.
rainbowjo
Look how dirty his feet are. That's more than one night. His clothes don't fit. I don't know what he's been through, but I doubt it's good.
mj96xx
at least he's eating well
thirdworldrepresent
Despite his unfortunate situation, I'm quite impressed how democratic that place is. In our country, picturesque & nicer places have guards
thirdworldrepresent
to keep away the homeless and beggars. They just shoo them away like unwanted creatures.
EnigmaRequiem
Having recently visited the Eiffel Tower a few years back, they just didnt catch any in-shot. Military personal patrol the area, with FAMAS.
sumowoman
They didn't tear down Bastille to get shooed away from public places.
McBook
But if you close your eyes...
Kellala
When I went to Paris, there were lots of armed guards around the city, usually close to the really tourist-y areas. Scary for a Canadian!
thirdworldrepresent
Thanks for sharing
cemeterymeri
Well I went to Paris a month after the attacks so the armed guards everywhere were no surprise. Locals were still on edge. Guide didn't 1/
cemeterymeri
feel comfortable coming to our hotel because we were on Republique square where there were always lots of people gathered.
Kellala
Oh! And when we landed in Paris, a chunk of the airport was blocked by armed guards so we couldn't get to the bus stop for about 30 minutes.
dvs2nite
wow Homeless guy eating real fucking good.
FedericoAstica
Fat =/= eating good. You can get very fat just by eating bread.
dvs2nite
yeah if you think that guy is homeless and not jsut a drunk without shoes then you are crazy. also that aint bread
LordMoo
He's had too many croissants, hon hon hon
DissidentRage
JE SUIS CROISSANT
MonsieurLeMoustache
too much bordeaux i think
savemebabyjebus
hon hon hon oiu oiu bagette
Coolbeano
styvan
Michael?
LordMoo
That may or may not be my name...
styvan
Cause my brother and I do that A LOT. It's one of the very few things we can get "along" with
CanadianJohnyAppleseed
At this point he should surrender them
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Yeah if you're gonna use an overused joke, try to make it make sense...
Itchyrectum
Real question here : what does hon hon have to do with french? Reference?
LordMoo
Yeah, its a reference to another post...
doctorbees
Too many omelettes du fromage.
Slagurth
That's all he can say!
genesteeler
au fromage
doctorbees
Inb4 people correcting it to "au fromage", it's a Dexter's Lab reference.
millanbel
I was going to but I didn't know it was a reference to something. Thanks!
genesteeler
im still correcting
doctorbees
Thank.
IDontWannaSay
It's still cringe-worthy to read it all the time, honestly. Kinda like reading their instead of they're, except it's done on purpose.
doctorbees
It's just a cartoon reference, live a little.
IDontWannaSay
I know, and I'm not mad about it or anything. Just saying it can still make us cringe to read such a blatant mistake do often ;)
As4mi
So it's like the french equivalent to the terrible german reich/right pun that really doesn't work? Now I don't feel like using it anymore
IDontWannaSay
Well I guess it can feel the same, though at least here it can be categorized as a pun I guess? The omelette du fromage is plain 1/2