Sep 1, 2021 12:10 AM
MissDeeMeanor
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Flyinglasagnamonster
Thar she blows!
TheYankeeFist
I've heard that whale blow is the opposite of "a breath of fresh air."
BoppinAndJivin
Barnacle Boi
cryborg
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
takedown751
A breath of fresh ass*
CatilioPlaceresCannabicos
A good wank, THEN a breath of air
eruditic
pretty sure Chris Brown could beat that out of you
pugcashingout
3% of world’s factories are trying very hard, thought
quagma
breach the seas! Wetlist go tag aqua
Successfully tagged 126 users.
ArtSparkle
I want to pet it
SawdustAndRust
Me having sexy thoughts in the bathtub
TheQuoll
Whale oil beef hooked.
TheStreetForce
I did not! I said shes a breath of fresh ass.
thepuppeteer777
what a big chungus
detour512
What about a breast or fresh air or a breath of fresh ass. Sorry I watched Wild West last week...
picturelord
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
Can anyone tell me how awful whale breath really is?
WineWomenAndSong
Stinky
jbrontey
Would be nice to swim in the ocean and not feel slightly really freaked out. Like because you are a whale.
IAmFaucetFailure
wiltsjunk
Earth's mightiest fish
JoeGrunt
Not a fish.
Lol
Whales are more closely related to us than they are to fish. Kinda an important distinction.
Haha
WorksForTheHutts
The world's mightiest monkey.
World's strongest lemur?
fishintennessee
How about Dolphin Pussy Jelly?
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
Whale breath for everyone else.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Imagine spending your entire life holding your breath ...
levzin
Oh man I'd love to get all those barnacles off that gorgeous whale.
dumbinsults
Is this... is this a sex thing?
astrid28
How do barnacles catch things like whales? I mean, I assumed they got boats in the docks. They don't look like they scoot around much... ..?
Tyneedic
The hell you will. It's his bling
Watchadave
The send him the Barnacle Bill.
AguMelen
I was thinking the same. I’m fact, if I ever got the chance, I would.
Ykeadoodle
You shouldn't, because they are embedded quite deep.
Fingerbob73
You could become a barnacle fighter?
freedomslave
I Wonder if Barnacles are like Acne for Whales....
trapdoorogre
Or beard.
urboyevan2
I was thinking the same thing!
SternoTesticularLigament
Put big boy in fresh water for a day or two
urttraz
Why would you steal this whales beard? That's shellfish.
StapMeVittles
PrecogFrogOnALog
Kangadilla
theUFCfan
ShadowZX
And to think we almost had magnum dong DeVito as Mario and Schwarzenegger as Bowser instead of that awful shitty attempt of Mario bros movie
Superchief86
He's the warthog!
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
Well already knew this because a best friend put it on his stupid trivia contest during his bachelor party and I sucked. So fuck this!
ShowMeYourGarden
I wonder if they're itchy
RobertKazamakis
Whales breach like this to scratch their backs. So maybe?
Selekta
They don’t negatively affect the whale that much, hydrodynamically maybe. They do provide a good place for helpful lice to call safe home :)
thisismynamehere
Helpful lice?
parabolic000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_louse
Shicktophe
Lol it sounds like the only benefit these offer if for researchers to identify specific whales due to the infestation patterns. Parasites..
SumDuzzle
Ah, a new irrational fear to add to my collection
Jamesincandenza
You are probably covered in mites too small to see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW2eGaUzq7E
Weblord
It's funny how we assume messing with nature is somehow a good thing. I'll feed this bird but shoot that one because it annoys this hippo.
CarlottaVonSprockett
‘Possums pick ticks off of other animals, do you think you’re better than a ‘possum?!
anasteelittlething
Dude our fucking core instinct is to pick parasites off a friend. So yeah.
Guilty as charged.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
We evolved a complex brain and have opposable thumbs, somehow we think the world is ours to do as we see fit.
icantspellsrry
If the dolphins took over they'd me much nicer!
dwilson0725
You mean the rapist ocean mammals pretending to be fish? I think not!
That was my point...it's called sarcasm
thisiscatman
Yeah, give it all to the orangutans. They deserve a chance in the driver's seat.
MySushi
Getting rid of parasites off another sentient being is a sign of benevolence and empathy, not of pettiness and megalomania
AleksStark
So like mitochondria
LeftenantSebastian
Whatever happened to nuance in this world of ours
They keep their own DNA. I don't trust them.
VolcanoHerder
Hey now, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Flyinglasagnamonster
Thar she blows!
TheYankeeFist
I've heard that whale blow is the opposite of "a breath of fresh air."
BoppinAndJivin
Barnacle Boi
cryborg
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
takedown751
A breath of fresh ass*
CatilioPlaceresCannabicos
A good wank, THEN a breath of air
eruditic
pretty sure Chris Brown could beat that out of you
pugcashingout
3% of world’s factories are trying very hard, thought
quagma
breach the seas! Wetlist go tag aqua
quagma
Successfully tagged 126 users.
ArtSparkle
I want to pet it
SawdustAndRust
Me having sexy thoughts in the bathtub
TheQuoll
Whale oil beef hooked.
TheStreetForce
I did not! I said shes a breath of fresh ass.
thepuppeteer777
what a big chungus
detour512
What about a breast or fresh air or a breath of fresh ass. Sorry I watched Wild West last week...
picturelord
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
Can anyone tell me how awful whale breath really is?
WineWomenAndSong
Stinky
jbrontey
Would be nice to swim in the ocean and not feel slightly really freaked out. Like because you are a whale.
IAmFaucetFailure
wiltsjunk
Earth's mightiest fish
JoeGrunt
Not a fish.
wiltsjunk
Lol
JoeGrunt
Whales are more closely related to us than they are to fish. Kinda an important distinction.
wiltsjunk
Haha
WorksForTheHutts
The world's mightiest monkey.
WorksForTheHutts
World's strongest lemur?
fishintennessee
How about Dolphin Pussy Jelly?
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
Whale breath for everyone else.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Imagine spending your entire life holding your breath ...
levzin
Oh man I'd love to get all those barnacles off that gorgeous whale.
dumbinsults
Is this... is this a sex thing?
astrid28
How do barnacles catch things like whales? I mean, I assumed they got boats in the docks. They don't look like they scoot around much... ..?
Tyneedic
The hell you will. It's his bling
Watchadave
The send him the Barnacle Bill.
AguMelen
I was thinking the same. I’m fact, if I ever got the chance, I would.
Ykeadoodle
You shouldn't, because they are embedded quite deep.
levzin
Fingerbob73
You could become a barnacle fighter?
freedomslave
I Wonder if Barnacles are like Acne for Whales....
trapdoorogre
Or beard.
urboyevan2
I was thinking the same thing!
SternoTesticularLigament
Put big boy in fresh water for a day or two
urttraz
Why would you steal this whales beard? That's shellfish.
StapMeVittles
PrecogFrogOnALog
Kangadilla
theUFCfan
ShadowZX
And to think we almost had magnum dong DeVito as Mario and Schwarzenegger as Bowser instead of that awful shitty attempt of Mario bros movie
Superchief86
He's the warthog!
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
Well already knew this because a best friend put it on his stupid trivia contest during his bachelor party and I sucked. So fuck this!
ShowMeYourGarden
I wonder if they're itchy
RobertKazamakis
Whales breach like this to scratch their backs. So maybe?
Selekta
They don’t negatively affect the whale that much, hydrodynamically maybe. They do provide a good place for helpful lice to call safe home :)
thisismynamehere
Helpful lice?
parabolic000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_louse
Shicktophe
Lol it sounds like the only benefit these offer if for researchers to identify specific whales due to the infestation patterns. Parasites..
SumDuzzle
Ah, a new irrational fear to add to my collection
Jamesincandenza
You are probably covered in mites too small to see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW2eGaUzq7E
Weblord
It's funny how we assume messing with nature is somehow a good thing. I'll feed this bird but shoot that one because it annoys this hippo.
CarlottaVonSprockett
‘Possums pick ticks off of other animals, do you think you’re better than a ‘possum?!
anasteelittlething
Dude our fucking core instinct is to pick parasites off a friend. So yeah.
levzin
Guilty as charged.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
We evolved a complex brain and have opposable thumbs, somehow we think the world is ours to do as we see fit.
icantspellsrry
If the dolphins took over they'd me much nicer!
dwilson0725
You mean the rapist ocean mammals pretending to be fish? I think not!
icantspellsrry
That was my point...it's called sarcasm
thisiscatman
Yeah, give it all to the orangutans. They deserve a chance in the driver's seat.
MySushi
Getting rid of parasites off another sentient being is a sign of benevolence and empathy, not of pettiness and megalomania
AleksStark
So like mitochondria
LeftenantSebastian
Whatever happened to nuance in this world of ours
AleksStark
They keep their own DNA. I don't trust them.
VolcanoHerder
Hey now, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell