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Crosswalk warrior.
Jun 12, 2017 10:59 PM
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MrCDXX
This video ends differently in Boston...
TheIncredibleCaptainObvious
I think the pedestrian is a dick. I doubt the car meant to be that far into the road. Stuff happens and then the car behind you pulls up too
GigavoltFox
Guy in red car screws up, every person behind him suffers
RknTiger
They actually went around when they caught on to the guy stopping traffic
poopnbananas
Yeah but tons of assholes in traffic don't let ppl merge into their lanes, especially when they're behind a stationary car)
tacosandedm
MrRandom93
Schwill scheaton?
thedarksideoftheforce
LeslieFlanderton
Nope fuck this guy
tvrepairman
"I shall teach you a lesson, because I myself have never made a driving related mistake. I am perfect in every way" man, probably.
edisonurmedicine
How would that situation have turned out here in los angeles or in new york
SamMcKenzie
Maybe in the Bronx?
seduardo888888
Don't really get it just seems stupid and a wast of time.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Yeah, no. This is just being childish. Everyone behind that car has to deal with the first one's mistake and that pedestrian's B.S.
ReaLifeSmeagol
Or maybe he saves a life by helping to not force ppl into oncoming traffic.
WayToTheUniverse
Nah its pointless it happens all the time in the city
mdperes4
Fuck that dude
awaynoun
Oops miss judged the traffic and didnt want to block the intersection, good thing the asshole hero is here to put me in place.
TalkingOutOfMyAss
You did not watch the entire gif did you? Be honest
ThePalfrak
He doesn't even end up crossing the road after all that
andBingowashisNameOh
That's the best part, he's just the cross walk monitor I guess.
Dakpan94
I might be missing the point but the urge to drive the dude over is major.
iamwang
Not hero, he's a fucking petty prick
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
To be honest he's a bit of an arsehole
IBEWILD
Yep should have squashed him.
Kryalis
He's still a dick because he's blocking a whole lane of traffic.
ToastIsEssential
I mean, I've been the driver of that car and ended up in the cross walk if you didn't make the light.
raginglolz
Hero? What hero? He's an asshole. The red car may easily have stopped too far on accident. He's just being a petty piece of shit
TalkingOutOfMyAss
So it's okay to break the rules if it's on accident?
raginglolz
Have you never driven before? Sometime this happens. How dare that driver make precious pedestrians take 3 steps around this car
wilima
Just be nice to each other
InsertCIeverUsername
I don't get why imgur supports such behavior. It's not advantageous for anyone in that situation. That guy is being a dick.
Phled
Mr Self Righteous is self righteous. A self righteous bore.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"I toucha da crosswalk?" -White car
zoomball
NickRivieraMD
Ok except he's fucking with everyone behind that car too.
Lesurous
That's what I thought, but then I realized they just went around that car into the other lanes.
RebelliousLittleCoUNTry
Don't try this in America
ImJustASalad
I've got 400 ft lbs of torque that's ready to make a fine red paste out of your ass. But also stay the fuck out the crosswalk with your car.
notgoingtoarrestyou
and that's the american with the word "salad" in his username, you dont want the people with any kind of meat in their title
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
BeNjiRaH
Faggot Dante..
cherepaha
I don't appreciate your ruse!
BeNjiRaH
What? My cunning attempt to try and trick you?
BeNjiRaH
Curious party?
cherepaha
Shoe polish smelling motherfucker!
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Sorry @BeNjiRaH and @cherepaha, no one appreciates fine art anymore. Are you open?
BeNjiRaH
Bunch of savages in this town.
cherepaha
I ASSURE YOU WE'RE OPEN
Seawolff81
What a justified yet hilariously petty thing to do.
Alek3000
to get shot at :(
nothisisntme
In highschool, out w/ my bf's mom. A car stopped in the crosswalk. She opened the back door, crawled through, said fuck you, left doors open
Zamm005
Bravo, you have successfully defined 'Society'
vicarious93
That sums it up perfectly
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Punk is holding back all the traffic behind. Why should I pay for the guy 4 cars ahead in rush hour who was slightly over the ped crossing?
Cheezman355
Slightly? SLIGHTLY? That red car was COMPLETELY in the crosswalk, and COMPLETELY blocking it. You had to step OUT of the crosswalk to cross.
BigSnicker
Especially when you go through all the trouble to set-up a camera on a tripod beforehand.
Luvvie
Maybe this is a problem at this crosswalk so he's there all day
Account01
I suspect that may be a fixed camera directed at the crosswalk.
BigSnicker
Like, municipal pedestrian surveillance footage?? Is that a thing, somewhere?
thebignasty
not very justified to the cars behind him
TheLastSithposter
I would figure the first car is in full on shame/panic mode. The cars behind are just having 30 more seconds of traffic in their commute.
espressoandpostrock
If they're allowing the proper distance from the car in front of them, they can go around
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
If only the other cars in the other lanes did the same and weren't stuck together like a ducking train with no chance to merge.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
...Autocorrect has failed me.
NemoBarbarossa
Not that dudes fault.
SalmonSushee
It may be justified, but I still feel bad for the guy behind red.
TalkingOutOfMyAss
I think he will survive
SalmonSushee
That's not the point, if someone always does this there will occasionally be innocent drivers getting bothered.
TalkingOutOfMyAss
If there was always someone doing this, i am pretty sure it would stop being necessary
TheSadCafe
If I was behind red, I'd be giggling. Hopefully they were amused too
Seawolff81
Also this guy would never get anything done in NYC because he'd have to stand in every cross walk in Manhattan
ArmenianLivesMatter
If he tried in Beirut where I'm from, he'd be dead
10tacles
Make it a job?
Redenbacher09
Pretty sure a cab would run him down after the first try.
thezale19
Absolutely, those Indian guys are used to driving in New Delhi, driving in that country is chaos
reijigin
One time a cab rolled into my knees at a red so I stood there and punched his hood. Dude cut into the next lane to get away.
reijigin
One thing I miss about NYC: You can out-crazy people when shit like this happens and they'll... USUALLY just run. Usually.
tremaursen
This guy is honestly a petty asshole. He's creating unsafe road conditions from what could have been a genuine mistake
Zeth0
How does this mistake happen then?
PatrikLilja
I don't know about other countries, but here the law says that you must always towards a safe and smooth traffic, at all times. 1/2
PatrikLilja
This doesn't change if someone breaks the law. You are not allowed to stop the traffic to force someone to correct their mistake 2/2
CrazyGuyOnABike
I've seen this happen way too many times. This might not be the best way to deal, but it does work.
GetAssista
We do this http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052013/1370451699_pedestrian_climbs_over_hood_of_car_while_crossing_the_street.webm
Ichose2
Potentially counts as property damage in most places, not that you're likely to get pursued for it
Ellimem
Me too. And as a fat guy, it pisses them off even more.
ForgivingCat
My hero.
heffalumpisbetterthannone
yours is MUCH better
Covfefe2020
I guess if that would happen to me, I would just hit that fucker in his stupid face.
RydWolf
I was expecting Bittersweet Symphony. https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74?t=114
reijigin
I think about this every time, though I have yet to have the stones to do it.
dizzisaper
Justified but I'd probably back up while you were on top and laugh as you fall.
PoppinLochNessHopster
You're probably a bit nimble if you do this, you'd feel it shift and a little hop would get you off safely.
Ungodlylongusernamefornogoodreasoninparticular
If you drive stick it would be pretty simple. Just rev a little and pop the clutch and they fall
ForgivingCat
And crash into the car behind you
barnwolf
That's assault with a deadly weapon.
dizzisaper
Actually I'd argue its destruction of property.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
More like asphalt is a deadly weapon
ruferto
to be fair the guy did come to a late stop (and he did stop for the pedestrians)
AncientSeraph
If you actually believe this, chances are you're a bad driver. If you're only reacting and not thinking ahead, you shouldn't be driving.
ruferto
if you think that every situation can be accounted for all the time when driving then clearly you havent been driving for very long...
JesusHorsedickChrist
Pedestrians using a crosswalk? What an unlikely scenario...
ruferto
moving a bit fast. having to make a decision to run a light or come to a late stop. it happens, get off yer horse
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
LOOK FURTHER THAN 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOUR BUMPER YOU IDIOTS gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
blockberd
So? He was driving too fast then... You always drive so fast that you can stop correctly and fast enough. Late stop is not an excuse.
ruferto
people are not perfect. if you are not perfect, don't expect perfection from everyone all the time. its so easy to judge from comfy-chair
MyUnoriginalNameWasTaken
It's quite reasonable to expect perfection and judge people for neglecting to uphold it themselves when it comes to large death machines.
lostflguy
Better than running a light maybe? A mistake, sure, but could just be that. We don't know they constantly block cross walks?
Moobbles
Which is also illegal.
N0ledge
If someone hoped on my car and dent it, it would not end well. No matter what, it's not right to damage people's things
MostlyIntoxicated
Yeah, you wouldn't do jack shit other than cry after you had your mummy pay the shop to buff it out.
Wikipedo
I hate when I hit pedestrians and one of them has the audacity to dent my car. So rude!
N0ledge
If the guy hit you that's a whole other story. If he's just in the lane like that guy you're an ass if you do. Not an hard concept to grasp
ForgivingCat
Stop breaking the law, asshole.
N0ledge
It's also against the law to break the car of the guy in the way,
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N0ledge
Probably not, both will get a nice visit at the station. Also who kicks who's ass can go either way.
IDontWantToSetTheWorldOnFire
You're really big on playing the victim role aren't you?
N0ledge
What are you even talking about? This guy thinks he's a smart ass telling it's agains't the law, well news flash you can't break things
colourgrade
If this was about law then he should just take a picture of your plates and send to police. This is about karma.
N0ledge
Yeah that would be a better response
BlumpkinDangle
It's a good thing you wouldn't have to do anything you'd regret to that person because you have the sence to stay behind the line. Sovled.
legacyweaver
1) I have tens of thousands more hours behind the wheel than 95% of the world, I've avoided hundreds of potential accidents through skill,
WacknCheese
So, you some how know you are a better driver than 7125000000 people......yeah uh....bullshit mate, I call bullshit.
legacyweaver
When you've been behind the wheel as much as I have it's scary how bad other drivers appear. *shrug*
legacyweaver
2) intuition and defensive driving. I'd go so far as to say I'm an excellent driver, and even I end up stopped over the line on occasion.
WacknCheese
Need a rain man gif....'im a very good driver'
N0ledge
don't try to reason with these nobel prize nominees, it's no use
legacyweaver
Agreed, waste of time...
N0ledge
Right I'm not a douche, but still sometimes it happens when in heavy traffic that you get caught for some reason. I'm sure I'm not alone
10tacles
That doesn't seems to be the case in that specific gif.
N0ledge
I think the guy was in a rush and didn't think the cars were stopped because of people crossing. He's a moron, but it's no reason to be one
pajamallamadrama
You're not alone. It's hard for me to stop my 5500 lb vehicle on a dime.
N0ledge
Judging by the hate I get, some people think you can't mess up sometimes and you deserve your stuff to get wrecked.
legacyweaver
Don't pay attention to idiots who spend more time on the shitter than they do behind the wheel. Real life happens, this is unavoidable.
MaladaptedMedic
Lol, try this in New York City
ThatWillBuffOut
https://68.media.tumblr.com/cb4d68a2239aac89cf1e6262cb39ac16/tumblr_msejtooX2F1qduh7lo1_500.gif
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
http://imgur.com/OVIo5de
dubbelu
Please. Please try this. And film it.
MaladaptedMedic
Why? So I can get my phone taken from me as "evidence"?
MaladaptedMedic
When I witness a murder, I make sure that I didn't see anything
somethingunclever
That white car... man what a dick
sleepyimgurian
id slowly push him out of the way with the car.
bungtiddletiddlebing
"DID I STUTTER?!"
garydouglas
I'M. ..... buuuu-liiiiind
RockMeLikeASugarcane
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
SynapticWanderer
'I WANNA PLAY TOO!' - white car guy, probably
Threadnomancer
Didn't notice the white car lightly nudging him with his bumper
KatHob10
Oh no you didn't! * Walker probably
LuciusNeedful
maybeimsantaclause
It`s funny because he was watching the red car got bullied, and did the same thing. How stupid can you get dude?
superanth
You wont some if this, mate?"
minecraftgamesfp
reaction in car
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Going in front of him originally seemed excessive. He was hardly lver.
Diomeneus
I don't get it, do all of you walk? Have you never had to turn right on a red in a city before? Do you LIKE getting T-boned?
Diomeneus
Just for clarification I'm solely referring to the white car.
WoodenRock
Might have been inching forward to attempt a legal left turn on red. It's legal most places in the US.
ForgivingCat
I don't see him blinking.
HeyFleyJeyNey
He could only legally turn right if he was not interfering with the pedestrians which he clearly was. Inching forward is not an option here.
holyguacamonica
Left turn on rex is super illegal.. I think you mean right.
LuciusNeedful
It's not legal when you make the turn through the pedestrians about to step in front of the car.
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
You can't turn right on red when the walk signal is activated
QuirkyWallace
That is definitely not the US.
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Atchmon
Not if the pedestrian purposefully places himself in danger, or leaves a place of safety. But it's dependant on where you live.
Atchmon
Didn't your mama ever tell you to look out for cars, because they ain't lookin' out for you!?
Tamaril
if he was trying to run him down, he would have. he was trying to get him to move
Grudgebearingmidget
That doesn't justify parking on the designated walkways for pedestrians. Its a colossally dick move.
Tamaril
Car in white- pedestrian left intersection, he pulls up to make a legal right turn. Something off screen or he gains view of the other
Ironmanatees
I think he'd be making a right
didntknowyou
"mericans
RaynWisp
Far right lane, left turns are totally legal. Just cut across several lanes of traffic - don't even signal, you're cool af
akidnick
I think he had meant to say right
Ironmanatees
WoodenRock
Hahaha ok ok everyone. I meant right. That being said, you can also make a left turn on red from the left lane if both streets are 1 way!
holyguacamonica
You,can have two opposite 1 way streets, that's just a normal road?
twozerooz
2 intersecting one way roads....
tvpm1997350
Not opposite, he means for example; a one way north in intersection with a one way west. You could make a red left. No opposite traffic.
KakAlakin
Idk where you live in the US but a left on red is illegal everywhere that drives on the right.
TouchThaFishyyy
Left turn is legal in Nebraska if you're on a one way turning onto another one wY
Slim617
Damn. People just make up rules without fact checking huh?
BrutallySarcastic
It's almost like they misspoke
Chpgmr
then maybe they should have edited the post, i mean come on.
aboxacaraflatafan
You can't edit comments.
Shohanna
NO it's not. Left on red onto a one way street is legal here in KY. Learn your laws.
Gamble669
Yeah but clearly this white car is not turning left in front of 2 other lanes of cars going straight.
Shohanna
Obviously.. O.o that's not what you said. But alright we'll go with that.
AncientThotDeity
As an American, I sometimes forget we have Kentucky.... it's definetly reassuring at the very least.
GIJoNathan
Except when turning onto a oneway road going to the left in some states.
RaynWisp
If you're in the far right lane it isnt...
booksaresoghey
Both roads must be one way for it to be legal.
ottotravel
And only in SOME cities.
Shohanna
Wrong!
papercrowns
in Oregon you can turn left from a 2-way road onto a 1-way road against the red
SomeDetroitGuy
Not in Michigan. Only the road you're turning onto.
whitter86
Yeah because it's not a total dick move to inconvenience all the other cars that were behind the red one was it? 3 dicks in the gif not 2.
Wikipedo
The cars behind the red one just drove around. Who are the three?
Hayabusa6
So its the red car, white car, and him
Hayabusa6
Hes saying the dude standing there is a dick because hes blocking the red car which blocks the cars behind it, which is an inconvenience
ferflashes
Everyone behind tge red car was able to go
Zombraina
And the guy you replied to literally just said the cars behind the red car pulled around it.
Skeelos
Just like the guy walking across the street 'pulled around' the red car? Ironic, yes? Chain reaction of stupid imo
SteakForPresident
That man is lucky it turned out that way
ackstorm
yeah, too bad. could have been a huge lawsuit where he earned millions.
AchtuallyRetarted
Maybe the camera man was obvious
pookieeatworld
I'm thinking it was a stationary camera...
cainoh
Yep. He maybe 100% correct in his stance, but its only a matter of time until someone gets out of their car and things get very ugly.
BlackPengu
I know neighbourhoods where this type of "Heroism" gets you shot
TalkingOutOfMyAss
sure you do..
arkangelbb
If this was Boston or Pittsburg the kid would be roadkill.
Vaanhalen
Or philly or Atlanta
infiniteflux
1)Never underestimate how much of an ass and asshole can be. America is learning this the hard way right now. 2) Don't put yourself 1/2
infiniteflux
at the mercy of an asshole. It may turn out badly for you. And they won't be sorry.
mayc0
As an american, I can confirm. Also, would die the shit out of someone if I survived.
mayc0
I definitely meant to type "sue" instead of "die" haha
redbirdcardinals
Run over for sure
SteakForPresident
I agree
bezuer
This is obviously not Russia
Mangomancer
if i remember correctly i think its Mexico
WacknCheese
Look up 'Stop a douchebag' on youtube.
TimurKl
Or America deff.
wasd047
Because the guy in the car would be Russian?
TZO2k15
He's simply a great judge of character, but a ghetto-broad would have stomped the gas...
DidItForScience
Or apparently a decent amount of people approaching a liberal protest in the USA.
Zombraina
Not sure if you're talking about the protesters or the folks who think it's 100% okay to mow down protesters regardless of threat level.
DidItForScience
The people who think it's 100% OK to mow down protesters regardless of threat level. They would be the ones approaching it.
Zombraina
Ah ok, the way it was phrased made it sound like it could've been either and I guess people took it the worst way lol.
FiddleFellow
You think they'd possibly kill someone because he stood in front of their car?
The22ndDoctor
I would have.
Phildunfy
People kill other people not standing in front of their car all the time
Vladau
I mean, you're not wrong
HappyJello
They probably don't think that. More along the lines of "Get the fuck out of the road"
ItchyItchyshake
slim chance but what if the driver just lost his job, wife, kids,... and believed he got nothing more to lose?
bongles
Then what's he left the house for
ItchyItchyshake
to run over dickheads who stand in front of cars. duh. keep up with the conversation, boyo.
Vaanhalen
People who are driving have somewhere to go quickly. This is EXACTLY the kinda thing to inspire severe road rage
CatBlaster5000
Yes.
imhoots
They would get out of the car and go after him, yes.
TZO2k15
Not kill as much as hit them, I used "stomped the gas" more for comedic effect than anything else, but yeah, people are known for worse...
PerezDispenser
https://youtu.be/H7734aXLdS0
jimwormmaster
Good lord, wtf is wrong with that driver?! That boy/girl/attack chopper ain't right, I tell you hwat.
TZO2k15
Not an attack chopper!? One of dem bas'tards took my Emma!
Pulsar07
The comment section of that video... sheesh.
DarkBusterBaron
Can I get a link to the video on YouTube so I can see the comment section.
DarkBusterBaron
Never mind I found the video and a agree people are dicks.
AncientThotDeity
Garbage people