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Yes, i know its still too early for this shit, but if Christmas can do it, so can spoopy season!
This. It cant be more than 114 degrees outside and I've got dry, crunchy leaves in my yard. Not really a sign of fall at this point, its more the leaves getting so hot and tired they just give up and let go. But the crunching set the vibe to Fall.
(Disclaimer: as always I take no responsibility for the conditions of any of the crops, I just harvest them.)
My own personal skelly passenger, bro rides free in October.
AshesVonDust
Not four hours ago, I asked my partner how early is too early to put up my new Halloween banner on the door. He didn't answer me with words but I'm guessing he thinks it's too early.
3Davideo
#65 "Hmm, yes, that is most impressive. I'm going to keep you." "Hey what are you doing AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa.........." "And he was never seen again."
nojustsayitdont
nojustsayitdont
AyatollahBahloni
#5 "Why must you fail me so often‽"
Frodomann1
AnneMakesMistakes
I'm yet to find a pumpkin without a hole bored into it. None of the girls seem to know anything about it.
DragonFeatherz
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ydwyrd
#33 Just say his name two more times and you're good to go.
clevergrrl420
Are you saying the genocide of the Irish isn’t scary? I think it’s scary! It’s on my playlist for two reasons: the English are terrifying and the vibes. As a massive Cranberries fan lol
3Davideo
It's more depressing tbh.
clevergrrl420
And yes, I have Fleetfoxes on my Christmas playlist. I don’t care if it’s deeply tragic, it sounds like Christmas! That’s on them, not me.
Chronomechanist
#53 I'll never understand why people insist on writing a cursive "r" like that. It's illegible, confusing, and utterly unnecessary. I was taught cursive handwriting and you know how I was taught to write an "r"? Like a fucking "r".
TattoosAndTENS
#68 Alice Cooper is a conservative piece of shxt. If he's got a piece of Halloween it's because he colonized it.,
onyx37
Last week my store/bar put the pumpkin beers and oktoberfest/festbiers out on the shelves. This week we have three festbiers in the taproom. LABOR DAY IS STILL TWO FUCKING WEEKS AWAY AND IT IS 90 DEGREES OUT!
LariCheltsy
Yeah my milk department has had pumpkin pie spice coffee creamer for about a week and a half now. Bullshit
MagicBandAid
#32 More like Walken. Am I right?
clevergrrl420
#20 *a random July day at 4:38 pm
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SoraHjort
#1 it's never too early for halloween shit.
WoodORama
I love scary shit. But there’s over a month left of summer. I love summer. Don’t ruin this for me.
soulseekbob2320
Great 👍 almost 💯 %
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TheDraven12
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selleriverket
Pretty sure that kid is from the show 'The 100'. Unexpectedly good, got really weird in later seasons.
shitheadtookmyname
#1 the positioning of the speech bubbles suggest it's the man via text message requesting to be stuffed
MagicBandAid
#28 This reminds me of how Pentatonix put Hallelujah on a Christmas album one time, so now I have to hear that every Christmas.
MrStreetcorn
#43 Or just leave it like that all Christmas
Elhifel
#39 Jack should be spartan kicking her into the pit.
mothmam
#20 yes! I start spooky season September 1st
nojustsayitdont
jackal12345
#9 When I was a kid it actually snowed on Halloween one year, those days are long gone.
TheFastpaws
I'm ready for cold weather but I doubt I'll make it this year.
FishieStardust
I'm (36F) working through burned CDs I made as a high schooler. I saw my MCR mixed one and excitedly popped it in my car's CD player.
The very first song was MCR's version of "all I want for Christmas is you."
Son of a bitch, I pranked myself and I know that 15 year old me did it on purpose.
LariCheltsy
I started a LOT of burnt cds with the THX...noise.
FishieStardust
I loved to fluctuate between a quiet, sad song to then loud off the bat songs frequently. Some albums made it work so well, so I thought I could do the same
LariCheltsy
And they all had the most bizarre names.
NachtReborn
#69 "We *must* stop here! This is bat country!"
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ButtTrumpett
Amazing dump, amazing reply. Slay king.
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NachtReborn
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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