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FistMyBump
"In a battle of wits, you sir, are unarmed"
mintyfreshismygod
What a lovely bit of airy persiflage. (Got that from Rocky and Bullwinkle)
NearHereThere
When my students write something dumb I use, "This appears to be an evidence-free assertion".
bhobby1212
#6 you look like you support Trump.
Hmuda
Knowledge has been hounding you, but you are always one step ahead.
UraniumNight
"I can read it for you, but I can't understand it for you."
tallyhoho
I can't control my face when someone says something stupid. My husband has described it as a mix between gas pain and pity
Zootsoot
If I am feeling VERY rude? I will look at them evenly, with a touch of concern, sigh and say, “Oh dear.”
origosaved
Smartypants, how would you say nicer "you don't have lips" ?
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Botox might be something worth looking into
origosaved
No, that's for wrinkles on the forehead. Used below eyeline, it paralyzes facial muscles, and everything goes limp. You were thinking of collagen, that is used to plump up lips.
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Why, thank you for your succinctly polite reply... I have been enlightened, not persecuted. Am I actually in *imgur* ? A correction without the drama... Slap my bottom & call me Red...... Peace unto thee fellow earth dweller...
Lumpyguy
What's with those weird inflections in your speech?
Hyzenthlay021
"Strong as an Ox and twice as smart"
Quaxx
I go with this:
Quixus
Wisdom has chased you all your life but you have always been faster.
Ranb40
I tell those kinds of people that their willful ignorance is not an asset in this conversation. :)
Omicron416
Gonna have to remember that one!
youreathing
"I would engage you in a battle of wits, but you are sorely unequipped."
dronette
Sean Connery in The Rock - "Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot."
nickoftime90
" I see you haven't been burdened by an overabundance of schooling."
Turboslacker
NeverShaveYourDuck
Not for nothing had Amin been mentioned in a dispatch, when he was on the British side during the Mau-Mau uprising, as “virtually bone from the neck up, and needs things explained in words of one letter.”
NeverShaveYourDuck
quoted from here: https://www.econlib.org/archives/2006/05/virtually_bone.html
somethingstupidandclever
What if you want the person to understand?
fumptrucker
There is an old adage - if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up - no point being stupid about it.
McUUID
Given the basic premise underlying our gathering here, one might anticipate frustration with such an objective.
tEMPuSER632
I would posit that most of these witticisms are uttered for the benefit of the audience, not the individual being denigrated, so the lack of understanding by the person on the receiving end of these disparagements is really a rather moot point.
futureman3000
SideshowBobsotheravatar
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
mixiekins
Turboslacker
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
1970's English:
MissJane
Technically, the sentence "You are an ass," is a Shakespeare quote - Much Ado About Nothing!
ProfessorDumbass
Another graduate
InvalidUsername8
They're a bit more blunt in Wales. I hear the saying "you can't fix stupid" almost every day at work. And not all of them are directed at me.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Anyone get called a carrot?
InvalidUsername8
Lemon, yes. Carrot, no.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
So no moron then?
InvalidUsername8
My family uses that, but we live on the right side of the river Dee.
ME2BNS12
The cadence of this man's speech puts me to sleep
wilysubterfuge
It really sounds like an AI voiceover.
TheMoonBnuuy
That's just saying "you're stupid" with extra words.
Ekibwurm
can be handy when you need a moment for the idiot to understand, and he/she cant call you out for it 5 minutes later in front of other people.
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TheMoonBnuuy
The projection is strong in this one
faro2000
"Dunderhead!" is shorter, if you prefer. ;p
Kyen155
Nightcaste
It is plain that you speak from the heart rather than the head
Trelis
Did you listen to why he listed these, like the first thing he says?
TheMoonBnuuy
mirria
Trelis, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this post is now dumber for having read it. I award you no upvotes, and may God have mercy on your account.
xj4low
I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong.
derekjohn
* I have that on a T-shirt
thesecondbreakfastclub
Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster.
RandomnessSlayer
Wisdom is chasing me at relativistic speeds
I spin at relativistic speeds
I am Wisless
But DAMN IT look at me go!
joble
Damn I came here to say that