Totally believable texts of Charlie Kirk murder suspect (satire)

Sep 23, 2025 1:19 AM

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the bad-guy shooter, yes

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it all depends on the whims of this administration. On the one hand, they could fabricate evidence that he's a leftist/trans supporter/whatever the fuck they want to call him and could probably get it to stick, but on the other since he's actually alt right and from a Trump supporting family, they could just give him a slap on the wrist. Since he got caught they did pivot pretty hard from "the shooter was trans and needs to be drawn and quartered immediately" to "we should forgive him".

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems that the party most motivated and most experienced at assassinations is Israel. Will we have to wait til Netanyahu is dead and gone to figure out how this was done?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heres a link to their YouTube channel if anyone’s interested. https://m.youtube.com/@Stanzipotenza

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

+1 for crediting OP. She's fun.

10 months ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

And cute.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Max danger now. Trump declares war on "the Left", Kirk critics. COIN warfare ahead of 2026 elections- to preempt release of Epstein List perhaps- major violent violation of US civil rights to "disrupt" Dem voters, election manipulation/voter suppression before 2026. ICE also just became the most heavily funded militarized police globbally $200b budget for domestic militarized police /gallery/trump-vance-announce-new-war-on-left-what-will-be-like-what-has-already-been-0W9avpc 1/

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More on Trump's "war on the Left"-dangerous partisan COIN war- the goal is political victory in 2026 https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/fbi-kash-patel-antifa-blm-S1LD">https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/fbi-kash-patterro">S1LD">https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/fbi-kash-patel-antifa-blm-terror-groups?sr">el-an">terro">S1LD">https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/fbi-kash-patel-antifa-blm-terror-groups?srsltid=AfmBOoqHtqlMjm4wjA0aCFf7_I9FWXb_75dvT-KbxLOPVjw1CuOgS1LD
.https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/magazine/fbi-terrorism-terry-albury.html
https://theintercept.com/2019/10/22/terrorism-fbi-political-dissent/
https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-trumps-washington/did-trump-just-declare-war-on-the-american-left

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's sounded like a Gen-X cop wrote it

10 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I don't think even gen-x cops talk like that

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't lay this stupidity at our feet, that's clearly a boomer

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hahahaha

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Gen-X time cop, no, not even a little. That letter came to us from the civil war front. Gen-X grew up with cell phones and the internet, and the text reads like someone used to sending missives by pigeon.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

‘Missives ‘ Make Missives Alright Again!
I love the fact you used that word!
Bravo! You made me happy

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Last I heard: since the father helped the kid....that's called "aiding and abetting", so he doesn't get reward $$$

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Last i heard father didn't help him, he was the one who convinced him to confide in a mandatory reporter.

No reasonable court would find him aiding and abetting.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Key word: Reasonable…. Nothing bout America is currently reasonable

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that the father turned down the reward.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as well but I don't think he was offered it. I think he meant, he had the chance to qualify for the reward but did something that didn't qualify for the reward

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kirk just pissed Israel off. Robinson is just another patsy

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was the biggest d rider for Israel, what the hell are you talking about?!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not in the weeks that preceded him getting his neck massaged. I was skeptical of this too until I heard what he was saying.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruh, there a videos of him saying he supports Israel and what they do. He called Rabbi Pesach Wolicki where they met online to prepare for the “smears against Israel” he would inevitably face during his tour of college campuses. He was preparing to be his usual debate bro.
Stop whitewashing his hate get a grip and face reality that he was killed by someone more racist and antisemitic than him.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In one of his last interviews, he said Israel is doing an ethnic cleansing, he also said that Israel let Oct. 7 happen, and that there was a stand-down order. He is a piece of shit, but he probably thought he was safe to do a 180° on Israel, given how many of his followers are critical of it.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JFC, he was literally preparing to debate the same people bringing up that arguement. Did you watch the whole video where he said that, cause I bet you didn't. Also by your logic, why isn't MTG dead? Didn't she propose a bill to stop sending arms to Israel?Anyway, believe in whatever fairytale delusion you want, I watched the majority of his debates and speeches over the years and he was a major propagandist for the Republicans spreading hate and division.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya know, I wonder if a defense attorney could get all the evidence tossed in this case due to mishandling of the evidence. SInce there's a couple of instances where they mishandled texts, the 'confession' and some other shit. Like if an attorney can get that stuff tossed for mishandling, you could easily push for a mistrial, or even get off entirely if you can convince a jury that the feds fucked this case so hard that they might still have the wrong guy.

10 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Part of me thinks that they're bungling it on purpose so a "liberal judge frees kirks murderer".

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what? the FBI doesnt make mistakes though, it's not like their crackhead looking director said they caught the shooter and had "the subject" in custody and then an hour later said they basically released "the subject" after verifying their alibi

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer is yes, there's probably a sizable amount of evidence that can be challenged given how this has all been handled and if they can prove that text exchange was forged the whole case could be dismissed with prejudice.

10 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

... that makes the assumption that the legal system is just and the Repugs won't be leaning heavily on the judiciary.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So I haven't been following the case, since I don't really care honestly. I'm more pissy about how big a deal the whole thing is. But from a forensics standpoint, the whole thing with them having a real fucking hard time providing the discord messages (Which can be subpoena'd from Discord, and would be in clear plaintext) tells me they're fucking the dog with this case. I kinda stopped paying attention after that, since I could tell it'll be a shitshow.

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Look, uh, I don't know how else to explain this to anyone who hasn't figured it out already. Trump. Doesn't. Give. A. Fuck. About. Losing. In. The. Courts. It will mean absolutely nothing to anyone if they assfuck the evidence and stuff the trial. You make money in business in two ways. Winning in the courts is making it on the sell. Getting the GOP to pass a bill declaring ANTIFA a terrorist organization is making it on the buy.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude's most likely gonna be dead before the case goes to trial anyway. He's getting what he can and what he wants now.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just to be clear, if this guy is loose, he doesn't care who he shoots. He's no Luigi.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Why do you say this?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he didn't shoot anyone then why would he shoot other people?

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Am I out of the loop? Is there in fact no evidence linking him to Nick Fuentes? Does he have no internet presence?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand the somewhat tenuous groyper connection has mostly been discounted, it is assumed he was just meming instead of identifying with some specific group.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It certainly hasn't been confirmed, but it's not a total nothingburger either. The smokingest gunniest thing was his Pepe Trump costume. Pepe Trump is huge with Groypers, it's hardly exclusive to them, but it belongs firmly and exclusively to the general borders of Kekistan, the alt right. Gamertag was Donald Trump, alt right if not necessarily specifically groyper Halloween costume, maga Mormon family, flag and eagle t-shirt at the alleged shooting. The only other tenuous connections to Fuentes

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0