I wonder if the main problem was that Trump couldn't see what he was doing? The inability to see things clearly up close is called presbyopia and it's the most common cause of age-related near-vision loss. It typically starts affecting old farts in their early to mid-40s, an ancient memory for Trump.
He would undoubtedly consider it a sign that he was getting old, if God forbid he had to wear glasses.
Can you imagine how awful it was for the dude who has to stand there for almost a full minute while that shambling sack of diarrhea and blind hatred breathes down his neck while fumbling hopelessly with a ribbon that's attached to him?
“These military guys, big guys, tough guys. These big, tough, military guys they come to me, with tears in their eyes. They’re crying when they talk to me. ‘Mr President, sir’ they say, ‘Sir, Mr President, sir, I can’t breathe. The medal is too tight. I’m choking, sir.’ And then they fall over, all blue in the face, because they got too excited meeting me. Happens all the time. I really appreciate it how much they love me.”
I was just looking at the recipient on the thumbnail so I thought it showed a time-lapse between when Trump started to when he finally got it secured, and how the recipient has aged.
And the thing is it wasn't a "clip". It was a simple metal snap! He couldn't even do that so he tied it in a knot! What an imbecile! A feeble imbecile!
Thats also a possibility but I think he's blind as a bat at distances closer than... 50cm. And I bet his vanity just doesnt allow him to wear glasses. It would 'immasculate' him. He'd rather be a blind fool than wear glasses and see a button.
And he probably freaks out at the idea of contact lenses. On _that_ point I won't judge him - I'm kinda queasy about the idea of poking myself in the eye.
Biden obviously had all the snaps replaced with unsnappable snaps just to sabotage and embarrass Trump. Just like how he did the algae in the pool or something and never attacked Iran or whatever.
Some fucking dipshit I work with claims to have read the Epstein files and claims that they say Biden died in 21 and was replaced by a clone who was retarded and that is why he seemed so “lost” during most of his presidency… needless to say, I really really hate the people in surrounded by living in fucking West Virginia
TheMurderousCricket
Was he awarding anything, or just trying to garrot the ranger?
SirDucken
Did Diaper Don sniff the back of his head?
JusticePhrall
I wonder if the main problem was that Trump couldn't see what he was doing? The inability to see things clearly up close is called presbyopia and it's the most common cause of age-related near-vision loss. It typically starts affecting old farts in their early to mid-40s, an ancient memory for Trump.
He would undoubtedly consider it a sign that he was getting old, if God forbid he had to wear glasses.
pikemccallister
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arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
At :17 you can see he knows he's fucked
Dracology
its not totally important but man why are those straps so short I mean its practically a collar on both of them. Give people some neck room
kimwimgoddess
Because it's supposed to be worn up high, almost like a neck tie. It's not a beauty pageant with a sash.
ireallydontthinkso
trump doesnt have a lot of practice with snaps because children dont wear bras.
dingybasement350
Can you imagine how awful it was for the dude who has to stand there for almost a full minute while that shambling sack of diarrhea and blind hatred breathes down his neck while fumbling hopelessly with a ribbon that's attached to him?
Walfas
And of course at the end he has to grab the guy and shake him to assert that he's a strong and dominant person! Just like his handshakes
MikeRInternetTraveler
“These military guys, big guys, tough guys. These big, tough, military guys they come to me, with tears in their eyes. They’re crying when they talk to me. ‘Mr President, sir’ they say, ‘Sir, Mr President, sir, I can’t breathe. The medal is too tight. I’m choking, sir.’ And then they fall over, all blue in the face, because they got too excited meeting me. Happens all the time. I really appreciate it how much they love me.”
BastardMan1977
https://imgur.com/AkRsaIl
StormBurnX
"He's so famous!!" (this season of Taskmaster was brilliant)
Che07
Pedo chokes vet with medal of honor.
GoobleGobbleGoobleGobble
syphilitic dementia is a bitch, huh?
ellevacion7
Lord help us
Alistairetheblu
Perfect health and a "stable genius".
honeybadgersRus
Wait until they learn about magnets
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ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
this is incredibly sad
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Was that because of his rotting brain or his rotting hand?
Burke616
Why not both?
UnattendedDeviant
I was just looking at the recipient on the thumbnail so I thought it showed a time-lapse between when Trump started to when he finally got it secured, and how the recipient has aged.
Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp
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metrognome11
The best people
joechristo
did he tie it in a knot?
kimwimgoddess
a granny not. a not knot.
MajorNikon
phoony
Terran81
How have those cognitive tests been going, again? 🤔
Alistairetheblu
Better than all the other presidents' cognitive tests!
OrkenMork
And the thing is it wasn't a "clip". It was a simple metal snap! He couldn't even do that so he tied it in a knot! What an imbecile! A feeble imbecile!
hohohoooo
NO THANK YOU! I would have declined to receive an award from this convicted criminal and traitor...
nojustsayitdont
aye. same.
TheVillageGrouch9000
How does that knot make the recipient feel? Aside from the criminal rapey bit.
conglacious
duktayp
LenneSamunai
Now I get it. Language barrier is sometimes real
chicharrone
one word. three syllables:
DE.MEN.TIA.
Burke616
It's a granny knot, at that. Like, one of the worst fuck-up, gonna-untie-itself-at-the-slightest-pull knots there is.
crodrigues
what a fucking monumental embarrassment for him and the entire country
implosion3
I mean.. the guy rapes children and destroyed democracy.. but I guess so
GrandmasterSpank
Ok I have to ask... is this real? Isn't there some sort of button where you just click it together?
BastardMan1977
https://imgur.com/kdD9VBK
UnattendedDeviant
Pete Hegseth will now order that all ribbons be secured with velcro and not snaps.
blacksheep214
I'd say we could use magnetic closure, but according to him nobody knows what they are....
GrandmasterSpank
Lol dont give him any ideas :D
MadHat
It is a snap-together button, but he couldn't snap it and ended up tieing a surprisingly small knot.
GrandmasterSpank
I think it;s because he doesnt want to wear glasses and he doesnt see shit. GOddamn this is sad.
MadHat
I was assuming his hands were too weak 🤷♂️ I remember as a kid it was sometimes difficult to snap the button on my jeans.
GrandmasterSpank
Thats also a possibility but I think he's blind as a bat at distances closer than... 50cm. And I bet his vanity just doesnt allow him to wear glasses. It would 'immasculate' him. He'd rather be a blind fool than wear glasses and see a button.
mithiwithi
And he probably freaks out at the idea of contact lenses. On _that_ point I won't judge him - I'm kinda queasy about the idea of poking myself in the eye.
SlayerOfGoat
Biden obviously had all the snaps replaced with unsnappable snaps just to sabotage and embarrass Trump. Just like how he did the algae in the pool or something and never attacked Iran or whatever.
Jaqdakloun
Thanks Obama
SirBonSama
Biden also had all the mirrors in the white house tinted orange just before he left so that Drumpf would think that he's been turned into a vampire!
uziel144
So, snapotage, you say?
frozenlake247
I’m picturing the Blazing Saddles scene with Mel Brooks and the paddle ball “This friggin thing is warped why do I always get a warped one…”
Level21Magikarp
BeaverOnFire
It wasn't Biden! It was the secret aliens that Obama had imported from the moon!
xXxX66SICKXxXx
Some fucking dipshit I work with claims to have read the Epstein files and claims that they say Biden died in 21 and was replaced by a clone who was retarded and that is why he seemed so “lost” during most of his presidency… needless to say, I really really hate the people in surrounded by living in fucking West Virginia
BeaverOnFire
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JohnnySilverballs
I'm honestly surprised that trump actually knows how to tie a knot.
PotatoSnake42
I think after taking 50 seconds, he accidentally stumbled on how to tie a knot. Forgotten immediately after
talomox14
Him and Jeff needed to make sure those kids couldn't get away.
gronzilla
He cannot
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trythebleucheese
a very, very crude knot-like tie.
Them3OtherGuys
I can think of one of his hobbies that would involve knotwork. Not gonna say what it is, but I bet you can guess.
OtterlyMagnificent
Oh I'm sure they used cuffs.
FinancialRavioli
Tying children to the bed to rape them?
mithiwithi
Even there, I doubt he was the one tying the knots.
korndogg83
Because they learn knots in the Girl Scouts?