Always wanted one of these machines ever since I first saw this gif. Is it better than the blender I have? No. Is it faster? Also no. Do I have the space for it? Definitely no.
To be fair, it is still atoms now. Just in a configuration of balls having already rolled downhill, and balls ready to roll downhill that looks like a milkshake in a glass. Though, as a chemist (and therefore a pervert), this concept of cranking it backwards does intrigue me.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
I like the Brunhilde cup toppers.
huellbabineaux911
Chocolate cheese
GrandmaSlappy
I preferred when it had that nice gradient, shoulda stopped there
Fargus57
Darklinkinfinite
MORE MALT!
Totallycasual
It bothers me that they (the individual drinks) don't go up and down at opposite times to cancel out a lot of the shaking lol
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
In practice this would be bolted firmly to a countertop.
Karma1970
do7rkb5n
Aren't the boys the ones bringing the cold ones, and when they went to the milkshake yard they could just bring the cold ones?
lbargomancer
Milkshake to bring the boys and with the cold ones bind them?
do7rkb5n
Nice.
IDoNotWantAnAccount
A chocolate milkshake, please. Shaken, not stirred.
Sooner70
I feel like that wouldn't work well with ice cream.
ALTEFFFOUR
Well, duh! It's for milk shakes, not ice cream shakes.
glocksout
Is that malt at the beginning?
dghughes
My god all these years I've only had stirred shakes!
Cranbananarama
Shaken, not stirred.
newnhb
everything reminds me of her
mirrorz
Better check the yard, quick. You're gonna have double the amount of boys in it.
eronth
Always wanted one of these machines ever since I first saw this gif. Is it better than the blender I have? No. Is it faster? Also no. Do I have the space for it? Definitely no.
I still want one.
howimetyourauntrobin2
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3N5eHRpOGRld3gybHBteW8wdTU3cmNwZDlvZHNzend3cHNsNjcwdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kG7jjKssLl7Sqo9IvL/200w.webp
JustTheCats
copingcabana
This machine can also cure hysteria!
Nathanyel
I was wondering about male hysteria...
slatsisanoldie
Two at once!
ConsummateConundrum
If you crank it backwards will it unshake your shake?
5tradivariuS
entropy doesn't work that way
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
It'll make all the boys run away from your yard
HenryLongfellowIII
In the fifties, the soda jerk might mumble something about entropy and then go back to scrawling Feynman diagrams on the back of an envelope.
TheCryptid
Yes and if you crank it backwards even further it breaks down the ingredients into atoms
Makerofroads
To be fair, it is still atoms now. Just in a configuration of balls having already rolled downhill, and balls ready to roll downhill that looks like a milkshake in a glass. Though, as a chemist (and therefore a pervert), this concept of cranking it backwards does intrigue me.
setaymit
This kills the milk
ActualTttony
No it puts it back in the cow
ThatSonOfaBitch
It does, but when you exit the store you enter 1929, just in time to experience the Great Depression.
Dasnekones
Fuck you! *unsakes your milkshake*
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Fuck you! *unmilks your cow*
savemebabyjebus
For you, cow uneats the grass
Samthetrue
My boys! They are leaving the yard!
relsky
Makes me think of this Smarter Every Day video: https://youtu.be/j2_dJY_mIys?si=mWKEAcLMu-Aaq2ap
drdorman86350
The black gloves feels like the beginning of someone preparing a poisoned shake.
Eclasto
just rescue and restore. a lot of yt restoration channels use black nitrile gloves for some reason
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
C141Clay
whyisallthecheesegone
how did you upload a 4hr gif?
PineappleLoopsBroether