Clucktoberfest…

Oct 18, 2025 12:45 PM

tractorist

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"The Druncken Cock" sounds like a great British pub's name.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chicken and beer. Interesting meal combinations.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one way to marinate your chicken...

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you want salmonella? Because that's how you get salmonella.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just getting her beak wet.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cheeky cunt supped my pint!

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do you want bird flu? Because this is how you get bird flu. Lol

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Not if you take care of your birds. If the bird isn’t sick, it has nothing to spread.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's funny as fucking hell, but uh. Get a new beer. Last thing you'd want is whatever that chicken was just pecking in it, and although its extremely unlikely, I wouldn't want the chance of an H5N1 contamination.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Is this what the recipe meant by "beer chicken"?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like their normal food in liquid form.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And that is how I met you mother's bird flu virus. Rest in peace

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How much beer would a chicken have to drink to be drunk? Like a thimble's worth I'd say.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This drunks the chicken.

10 months ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

Yeah, most animals have absurdly low alcohol tolerance. Even a tiny human can drink a 200lb animal under the table quite easily.

10 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And yet almost every animal enjoys some form of intoxication

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feathered little Velocirapors...

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feathered little velociraptors that want a beer

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Marinated chicken for dinner

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I was a kid we had chickens and they learned to drink beer out of my dad's beer can when he offered it to them.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had one eat the end of a joint i was smoking once, guess they call em roaches for a reason.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why do they call it a roach clip? Pot holder was already taken. =]

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

give him a cup dudes!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let it have it. That beak is disgusting.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go ask for brand new pints, boys. No use in getting bird flu over it lol. Those belong to the chicken now 😂

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a German who is currently sinning against the german purity law by drinking Danish beer, it is a pain deep in my body to see someone drinking beer from a plastic cup.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These uns are glass, but unfortunately too many brits have the habit of smashing glasses over peoples faces.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No plastic cup in this video. Check the markings on the glass. Definitely glass glass

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Let it keep at it, then once it dies, you throw it on the grill

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You shouldn't drink anything that someone just stuck their pecker in.

10 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

That's why I only use extra virgin olive oil

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's only Extra Virgin because it's made from really ugly olives.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the time I went to costco and devirginized the olive oil aisle

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Made it extra virgin huh

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Been there

10 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Let him sleep it off

10 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

somehow his laugh just sounds wholesome and he seems like a nice guy. Like he's do the same to a buddy if there was no danger, just teasing

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Isn't this really dangerous for a bird... Looks like it's dying

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have doubts it's true at all, but if it is still alive after a whole night it's probably not gonna die

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My budgie would drink martini she would destry the cage if we wouldnt give her some, and she lived 15 years, so..... yes its bad, and yes one case is not standard average.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chickens are scavengers, if it has any caloric value whatsoever they will eat it. Also, time to get a new beer, Jeebus knows what nasty stuff that beak was just pecking at

10 months ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 6

Alcohol is self sterilizing

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Its only sterilizing about 60% or so. Beer only has at max 12-14% for heavy. Standard beers are only 4-6%

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Literally nothing serious

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

lots of animals enjoy inebriation and will seek it out. It's pretty interesting

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I recall a foto from Africa of multiple kinds of critters (including geraffes and elephants) passed out underneath a free dropping spoiled fruit with a little alcohol.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a hash dealer who's dog drank light beer on Friday nights. That mutt lived to be like 15 so I don't think it was that bad for him.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plus whatever the Chicken is carrying, psittacosis, feather mites, pneumonia etc

10 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I think it’s spelled *pistachio

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the alcohol will kill the bird flu?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Would you bet a case of bird flu against a substance that's most likely only 3.5% alcohol?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best to drink 6 or more to be sure

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep that chicken definitely needs a new beer, hope he didn’t catch anything

10 months ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 4

Fosters bird flu

10 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Which you wont get from this

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because of the alcohol content of the beer? Or because bird flu prefers a nice Chianti?

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The alcohol doesnt help, but this is not the primary way of transmission.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0