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46 they smell with their eyes (not really but it’s close enough)
47 America
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49 I wouldn’t call it evil, that’s a little extreme
50 A E S T H E T I C
Bigemedic
#5 pretty sure they need call an ambulance, jfc
FMALeDude
#18 I don't get the problem everyone's having.
Depositron
#30 reminds me of that Kill Tony guy
KiwiGameDev
#12 but that’s… that’s the point of it, right?
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
When Billiam posted a video that lasted for HOURS! I watched it All Non-stop, but even that is nothing compared to the guy who watched the 8 hours of the cowboy that just goes AAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAA YEAH YEAH YEAH AAAAAAAAAAA
Leithoa
#39 this isn't cute. This is gross & a very real health hazard. Keep your cats away from your food.
VerySmallDuck
Love cats but sure as heck not putting their litter-paws in my dough!
Juggler
#43 That's nothing, I have a knife that's so sharp it can cut carrots.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
#36 weird copaganda in the middle of an otherwise lovely dump
Doonesman
It's not even copaganda - it starts off as that, but then it becomes, yeah, I was hoping for an excuse to use violence on a member of the public every single day, and I'm disappointed I didn't get to assault anyone.
ItsSirUnimpressive
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jobobtwc
#4 hopefully they also call an ambulance?!
BisAndThighHighs
#13 It's funny to look back on now but at the time they were considered to be insane, although GTA was actually pretty bad in terms of graphics due to the open world. Within a year of the PS2 coming out we got games like Silent Hill 2, where the opening cutscene alone still looks pretty good even today.
weidermeijer
#7 You have buns.
cjandstuff
#9 Things said by my ex-wife... "We should get a covenant marriage." "Only thing really is it makes divorce harder." "All the people I know who got a covenant marriage got divorced because the wife cheated." And here I am years later, a broke single dad, in full clown makeup.
Gaelwyn
What's a covenant marriage?
cjandstuff
From wikipedia: Covenant marriage is a legally distinct kind of marriage in three states of the United States (Arizona, Arkansas, and Louisiana), in which the marrying spouses agree to obtain pre-marital counseling and accept more limited grounds for later seeking divorce (the least strict of which being that the couple lives apart from each other for two years)... It's a quasi-religious law was meant to strengthen marriages, but doesn't work so well.
SteelKnight
#13 what is the term for how game graphics obviously didn't look even close to real but at the time we thought they did because they were that much better than the older ones? I mean obviously sd TV and video signals made a huge difference, even filmed looked much less detailed so that helped but I swear ff the spirits within looked real.
GanondorfLink
#15 I guess someone discovered GiantGrantGames.
VX7567
#12 I want to see remakes of movies with an incredible premise they ruined by turning it into a rom com in the third act. Office Space, What Women Want, that one with Ricky Jerk-vais about lying. Plus a do over of GoT season 8, the Star Wars prequels (to be done more like The Last Jedi), and AvengersIF/Endgame with a villain who’s plan makes sense and where they actually grapple with implications of the snap instead of erasing it like a bunch of cowards.
blaid0
#20 or living substantially longer due to excellent diet, health care, personal trainers, less stress, etc, etc, etc...
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#1 Yo, I am not here to get called out like this. Today the burner died on my stove; which I could compensate for if the other three didn't blow the breaker when I turn them on. The oven doesn't work either.
Burnicle
#38 that last one sits up front with him. He's special.
VanessaBludgeons
#3 I wish they would bring Cutthroat Kitchen back. That show was so ridiculous and entertaining.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#1 A lot of laptops have a bios setting or power management utility that lets you set the charging schedule. So you can say "always keep the level of charge between 40% and 60%, so it doesn't just cook the battery at 100% if you use it plugged in most of the time. Battery will last MUCH longer.
Woolytop
#12 I believe, statistically, this is untrue.
IAmTheLastOne
It’s weird I’m the first one typing this but… what the fuck was up with that deer?!?!
TheLark
Have you seen The Thing? /s
eviljesus84
It's a Muntjac, those are scent glands it uses for marking territory, since they're largely solitary. They also bark, hence their other name "barking deer" - and they have tusks.
weidermeijer
#2 BUT if you don’t, CVS will wake you up at 6:30 reminding you to get a Covid shot.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
CVS is the real inbox MVP
westPAguy
This cant be real, right?
michiyl
Well, there was a lot of unexpectedness in this one!
forcebully
It can't be real. I mean drinking on camera like that? Even if it's not airing, that's drinking on the job and I'd imagine her producers would instantly fire her. Also keeping the camera rolling during an argument like that? Eh.
Chimponzoo
That is a train wreck
OCTAVlAN
Dream woman right there.
4etherling
I looked it up. She's apparently a comedian.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
I think so, but if so she’s not there any more
TheDreadPirateBoberts
you do what you gotta fuckin do man
weidermeijer
#5 It’s okay. You’ll only do that once.
BigTex1
That’s what you think.
RyuRichmond
kamikazehindenburg
#46 TIL about preorbital glands, which are found below the eyes on deer and bovids. They function as scent glands and their use conveys different messages in different species, but many use them to mark territory or during rut.
GamiCross
After falling down the Rabbit Hole of Casual Geographic, nothing surprises me about nature any more...
ICampOntheFirstDate
My laptop started bending itself in half last month because the battery decided to go. I found a replacement kit for $20. Surprisingly, that worked.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Oh wow! That’s amazing that it worked!
mystik42
If the battery was turning into a spicy pillow enough to bend the laptop, you definitely shouldn't have that thing anywhere near your home or anything else flammable.
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
You mean swelling
mystik42
/gallery/PQ1ayzg yes, aka spicy pillows
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
Yeah I know I work for big tech customer services technician. That’s why I corrected you sorry
mystik42
NP, no need to be sorry :)