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May 30, 2023 12:24 AM
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ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
where's imgoopskywalker, @imflukeskywalker ?
johnjohnsonss
Schnauz
masteryoplait
Dadbod indeed
TotallyNotSarcastic
Your lil girl: “Yeah”
TotallyNotSarcastic
You:
TotallyNotSarcastic
Your lil girl:
ZeldaFanNr1
I read it as a 20-year old daughter first. XD
nosuprise
Be careful what you expose them to. We used to watch dragon ball z and one time when my wife was chasing him he turned around put his hands together and said Kamchatka kameha and tried to blast her into space.
jeejeejerrycotton
When I were a lad, the only children's programme on one of the two state-owned channels was "The Flower of Good Manners" and now I'm well-mannered but also a feral pig. https://youtu.be/t-SgjexAYaA
channelranger
that's awful! Kids should only learn the kamehameha from accredited teachers, or space alien kidnappers.
creepwood
Well.... Did it work?
TheErniePi
Asking the important questions.
ironymus
Ask any Spanish speaking Star Wars fan how R2-D2 is spoken out. They will answer "Arturito". This is a tweet that came up multiple times: https://twitter.com/rachy_/status/1513058355488559105
Franzican93
I’m an 360 month old and I love it too
Maevoline
my daughter loved star wars when she was 3 or so but we couldn't ever let her ask for it because she called it "star whores"
AhhhhComeOn
Princess
DrMissAnonymous
JustDontCare
This is exactly how I imagined it.
deject3000
Shifuede
PalaverQuader
Princess Yeah!! okay.. what what
possumattack
The ritual persists
thespaceneedle
As someone with a dad bod, I’m feeling attacked right now…
Shifuede
OHHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOO!
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
In the freezer, right?
HedonistBeard
Embrace your inner Jabba. Throw another snack in the sarlacc pit... (your mouth. I specify because of previous misunderstandings.)
Gayforbae
(And yeast infections)
LearnSomethingNew
I didn't read your comment all the way and now I have a UTI
PenchBoy
Paige... too late
Ausmerica
I can't even taste all these snacks that are in my ass.
FarQuad
Who else can hear a child's voice in your head reading that.
md22mdrx
MrRandom314159
Jabba DOES have a dad bod.
JackOLoser
I hope Mark Hamill is really as great a guy as he seems to be. Barring that, I hope I never learn better.
Cebrail
Unlike many Internet Fan-Targets, like Murray for instance, there has never been a single credible report about Mark Hamill being anything but a great person.
viila
To my knowledge Goop is as good a person as he appears. Have never heard otherwise from anyone who's met him.
deadknightdistrict8
The new names somehow makes sense
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
Arturito!
eromitlab
...which would make a female version of C-3PO a
crushingbore
keenidiot
Aw man I miss this podcast
OphelianAshe
Luke: "I smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina!" Han: "And I thought she smelled bad on the outside"
IlluminaBlade
NameChecksOut87
Goop gonna goop no matter how many medaclorians are in his blood.
Tychodin
We can only hope that's a Lil John style "yeah".
JuniperJupiter
TBF, Hardware Wars had Ham Salad as their Han Solo parody.
TheFluteFromBandCamp
Just over a year and a half. After 18 months just use years and fractions
pjm82
We started out kid on those. He's 5 and begging to see the movies. I can't wait, but he's just too young. What do you think internet strangers? 10 probably?
Kaysmira
I think I was 11, and I was absolutely over the moon for the whole thing. Could probably do younger as long as you're there for the Parental Guidance as needed.
njessup1992
You're a better judge of your kid than us of course, but maybe 9? I haven't seen the more recent ones but the original 3 would be ok for a 9 year old, I think. I'm sure I saw them younger than that.
pjm82
I'm pretty sure I did too
CaptnVatka
8 through 12 is probably the key range for watching all 9. Able to appreciate the magic and not being too picky about things like plot holes or dialogue.
Dawnbooth
Classic Goop
Hashbrown123
Don't forget Imgur's own Gloop.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Classic
KyleButNotThatKyle
Goop
JOKERZwild86
Yeah
dalaiyoda
RREEEEEEEEEE
omnipotentpasta
Speaking of goop, did someone light a candle? It smells kinda funny in here
Christonabike101
Goop guywhopper.
mormacil
billybobjo227
Is it reusable?
Calicious
Nope!
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
….
Eli93
That SOUNDS so ridiculous, it has to be satire... Which is why I believe it's real.
Calicious
Unfortunately it's not real. I was so excited to order some for my baby. /s
zesago
Please don't crop dates off of tweets.
Yermamma
Yermamma
It's funny. On my last Twitter post, the dates were cut off, so I posted them separately to make sure they were visible. I got a ton of flack from people who view posts full screen saying 'What the heck is this??' So I decided to stop. And now....
JPRiddles
You just can't please everyone
Yermamma
True