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LupusLilium
#4 I think I saw this episode of Ranma.
CrabbyBlueberry
#7 Free Guy is a great movie. Check out the negative reviews on Amazon though. My favorite is that it's Ryan Reynolds playing a parody of Ryan Reynolds playing a parody of Ryan Reynolds.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
I stole a few, ty for your contribution ^.^
DumbandConfused
*Le me tapping download for a 26th time* Same.
KalypsoKirin
#16 I know Phoenix Wright and Jimmy "Saul Goodman" McGill, who's the guy on the right?
ominousaints
Looks like Reigen from mob psycho 100
heteroscedastic
Love yourself and see where the anger can take you.
Gremlynn4023
Sounds advice
mak10z
SpeedbumpNZ
That's me at 7am, because I have at least an hour of work left before I clock out.
Rubyrose99
#38 but he WAS a pussy. A c**t. A tepid, fetid, sordid, and every other negative adjective that ends in -id excuse for a human.
ParaspriteHugger
#8 you clearly never witnessed a duck fat fire.
JayCrossing
Also witches are known to float
gonzar09
#2 With every last horsepower I have, so long as it's just me.
Brettnetuk
Take it to the limit take it one more time
Be the ball of fire at the finish line
Put the pedal down and don't look back
The key to hard living is to do it fast
squillis
#30 dude, she's his first cousin 63 times removed!
tantallous
#8 did they soak the log in wood before they tested it for burning?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
LivingDecomposition
More importantly, does that mean ducks don't burn?
Tomigami
That's 65% more wood per wood
OncoByte
#8 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
itllquenchya
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N3JhMGdsaDlxeWV6eWw4eHh0emQ4a3ZzdTBiM3Z2NnUxZmV0ZGV2ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mpxQs0MCqWJKo/200w.webp
OncoByte
I got better.
duhqueenmoki
#7 the ironic part of this meme is you're only watching "the world fall apart" through your device mostly, and if you get offline and out more in the world it's still okay. So it's actually you browsing social media like imgur to look at some funny memes that's contributing to your feelings of despair.
southflhitnrun
#14 So, it does exist. It can be found at Meta, X, OpenAI, Google, etc etc etc
southflhitnrun
#26 I thought the point was that he is carrying the Marvel franchise, but what's up with the only female characters (in the back of a van) and McDonald's food????
akefay
#28 biggest twist in gaming history
mikado42
#9 Hiraeth is a beautiful word but shouldnt be used outside of Welsh culture as it refers specifically to Welsh history and culture that was destroyed by the English and cannot be recovered
KMakyra
#38
McBzz
#50 finishing strong with a chief red eagle quote
sillygoosebraindisease
#37 Oh. And great hair too.
mcdoolz
#40 Holy shit this is sweet
mcdoolz
#17 being alpha means you take care of the sick and elderly and have bandaids and food.
Besides, zeta is way cooler sounding.
NothingPrince
#17 to polite he would not have asked just sent his pp
HisBubbliness
#4.
Mostlydeadpool
#26 Always upvote Deadpool. :)
CrabbyBlueberry
#7 too, spiritually.
Mostlydeadpool
great movie actually. :)
CrabbyBlueberry
Oh yeah. But you should read the negative reviews on Amazon. They're hilarious. My favorite was that it's Ryan Reynolds playing a parody of Ryan Reynolds playing a parody of Ryan Reynolds.
danparadox
#26 Note, I can't see any of the passenger's hands. They're all handtied. Which means either deadpool is rescuing them or he just kidnapped them.
darkninja2992
Or knowing deadpool there's a distinct possibility of both. Only question is, is it for a paycheck or does he just want to not sit by himself at the movies?
danparadox
"My favorite Mexican place will give a deep discount if I bring famous people for their Anniversary Fiesta!"
"..."
"I don't care if AIM is at it again, they're mid, Grampa Juan needs your spandex support!"
"..."
"Yeah, sure, 'tastes like soap'. Not everything has to be about you."
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
#1 I don't want to die yet, but the longer I live, the more oblivion sounds nice. Eternity is terrifying if you actually think about it.
ApothecaryGrant
You think eternity is terrifying? Wait until you find out about Samsara. The eternity is designed to harm you psychologically through endless cyclical lifetimes until you finally get used to it. And only then, once the stockholm syndrome really sinks into your soul, does it finally say you're enlightened and then kick you out. So the day you finally embrace eternity and achieve Nirvana, that's when you'll find yourself getting tossed into a brand new realm, right as you were getting comfy.
Jinxer13
Philosophically speaking #1 is more about nothingness while alive. It's kind of a funny juxtaposition because utter lack of meaning in the form of nihilism can apparently lead you to pessimism or pure nirvana. If you ask an eastern philosopher they would probably say something like nothingness without ego= nirvana but nothingness with ego=pessimism.
thundermoe79
#9. As someone who has a welsh father who told me about it and said it’s something that someone can only experience from being in wales. It’s true. It’s a beautiful word that has so much more meaning after living over there. God I miss wales! (And the sheep, for all those assholes who like to make jokes)
nomadengineer
#12 North American black bears can be defeated by punching them. Grizzly bears, not so much.
chansuke
Terms and conditions apply to that, especially mama bears with cubs that you may not even see nearby. Black bears are relatively small but they are incredibly strong for their size. Never underestimate a 200+lb animal that can haul ass straight up a telephone pole.
sillygoosebraindisease
If a black bear is attacking you, chances are it's weak and wants to eat you because you're squishy. Making it not worth the risk can work, hence, "fight back." If a brown bear is attacking, it's probably defensive (could also want to eat you) and becoming a neutralized threat can work hence, "lie down" (and protect your neck.) If it's a polar bear... Well, let's just hope you have a lot of BIG guns. *General disclaimer this is very general advice and is generally situational. Generally.
mechscientist
and don't even bother with Polar Bears.
DukeDarkwood
If you see a polar bear, you are already dead. They saw you before they ever left cover, and in their veins flows murder.
Lexgeddon
Huge, giant murder.
Bjokobzen
I might just go ahead and not test the validity of that claim
DukeDarkwood
Black bears are said to be the ones you can intimidate by appearing as large and aggressive as possible, but I would not willingly close to contact range in the first place, much less try landing a blow. Attack is a step more than intimidation, and they may feel forced to defend themselves.
My personal recommendation is to live in Midwest suburbia, where the bears aren't. But, anywhere in the palest green (below) would probably work.
https://geology.com/stories/13/bear-areas/bear-areas-map.gif
QuartzPoker
There's a small section of Tennessee and Kentucky called Land Between The Lakes that has black bears and yet isn't shown in this map.
pretengineer
"If it's black, fight back... if it's brown, lie down."