A great many people are not real.

May 7, 2025 8:47 AM

jollyjack

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Tell them you have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at The Four Seasons in twenty minutes. Then go dissect a girl or two and feed a stray cat to an atm. Don’t stand there taking to a figment of your imagination like a psycho. If you can, have dinner at Dorsia after. I doubt you’ll get a table, but the sea urchin ceviche is outstanding if you can.

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Game: The Stanley Parable

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY.

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1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wow, I did not expect to ever see The Stanley Parable getting freebooted on here, that's wild.

Also eveyone should go play The Stanley Parable, it rules.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Being on LinkedIn a lot looking for work lately. The world is fake as fuck. AI people or people using AI to make up responses that are weird. And man it's bonkers how many fucking posts like ✅ and ❌ in them. As well as other emojis. It's like we are making an AI generated world for AI to make everything worse and more child like.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The more AI that gets out there, the more it makes the Hallucination reality. We're being subverted by our creations

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This title is in the center of the Venn diagram of punks and philosophers.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So she was right

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What is this about?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is the lady that went viral reacting to seeing a lizard person on a plane, or something. "That MF is not real" in a squeaky voice.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

man, this is just how we have to handle social media/the internet now. pretty much every time I've seen arguments on social media(especially political ones), a small bit of digging around the comments and poking at profiles, and half of them turn out to be just bots.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At this rate it won't be long before bots are allowed to vote. Better brush up on how to carry on convincing argument with them so you can help them make good decisions!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have to time for research, NERD! I've got baseless reactionary comments to make!/s

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, I don’t think I am real.

1 year ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

My goodness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack and crack.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not, only I am real.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ooze hardcore NPC energy IRL and I'm okay with this. Leave protagonist shit to the young and insane. I'm just going to follow my routine and occasionally bug out and do something memeable.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude, are you for real?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have a nasty habit of rambling and getting distracted when doing replies to people, or doing edits and not proofreading to make it not "not make sense" because it's a throwaway comment on social media that'll be forgotten in a day. If this post is about imgur/the internet's bot problem then they need to consider signal to noise ratio because humans can be awful, and humans are very varied.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's before you get a lot of phrasings that look okay at a glance and convey their meaning, but if you actually read them 'out loud' the weirdness shows up

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To finish their...thort?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finish their thort?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frakkin Toasters!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone here seen Westworld?


There are online bots run by AI, a lot of experimentation going on... and would not at all be surprised if some online accounts are fully AI driven, with "personality traits" colorized for different demographics and interests / fixations.
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1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did not know what a back, sack, and crack is. So, as is my want, I looked it up. Now I know. Now I wish I didn't.

1 year ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Laser hair removal of said areas

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I get the impression we're talking hair removal here, but I'M not going to look it up... thanks for the warning.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's the most popular beauty treatment before pride events that's for sure

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

*as is my WONT

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

You changed my life.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Good - it is awful to say the wrong word for years and years. I know someone who always says “It’s a MUTE point” even know I’ve explained to his several times it’s “Moot” he still gets confused. I was gonna tell him not to use words he didn’t really know but last time I did that he was offended.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Actually, I have never used the phrase before putting it in here. It's like when you read a word for years and then find out you don't know how to pronounce it.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago (deleted May 8, 2025 1:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Retinue

Finally used that in a conversation with my mother talking about about a fantasy book I'd read. Took a few minutes to get past the hilarity lol

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dandelion.

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