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Oct 26, 2015 2:30 AM
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IJustFavoriteCuteAnimals
Too many.
ISherexI
#20 Life is about sharing, your juices...
AlaSnackbar
Some of these are quite funny
StairMaster7
Apparently the minion defeated Crocodile in Alabasta
saraag
It's a nice post but this kind of drawings always makes me feel weird. I feel sorry for that little leaf that couldn't make it.
Schwed
I also felt sad for The little leaf :c
TurnipMan
#10 can't see him
PutThatDown
Can anyone explain the black envelope one??
benene
Black mail
uzerok
Sodium and chlorine can get pretty caustic if they aren't together.
MlCHAEL
#20 is getting a little out of date.
AdditionalPants
TIL rain is cloud pee.
HooperAintchaWatchin
Does that mean that snow is cloud dandruff?
LullabyJones
#50 makes me uncomfortable. Like the crows in Dumbo or something.
maremen
Technically the Adam and Eve of removable storage would be punch cards and magnetic tape.
Malikhi
I like to believe that the "T"'s name is Joe
Humbabah
Looks like a bunch of shirt.woot.com shirts
couchbrotato
Thank you for this post
benene
No problem. Have a nice day (or night)!
Crimpmonkey
I like all of them, but I strictly upvoted for the last one.
ShadowWolfz
That water cycle is adorable.
AJBatson
Boy do I feel dumb, but lobster cowboy pasta plate?
palmergiana
This post confuses me immensly.
benene
Stay confused. Be curious.
palmergiana
YES SIR.
screwitt
Somebody better make these into a t-shirt or so help me...
draccombbt
I've seen the jelly doughnut one on a t-shirt
WilliamSPrestonEsquire
Bermuda Triangle is definitely a tshirt
foxpause
You have jokes involving food, computers, tech, household items...so why not make more specific, smaller posts? This is too much.
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Pie like you berry much too OP
ShadowWolfz
This is the start of a berry good relationship
benene
Awww, thanks; same to you
scumdogmillionaire
Did anyone else find the juice box one mildly disturbing??
GilgameshHimself
They're like drinking each other's blood, man..
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
This post is so long I'm not sure that I remember which one you're referring to.
logantus
Yes goddamnit yes I KNEW this would be top comment!
MyPornNameisVitaminD
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-258-data-suffers-from-some/240x320.jpg
scumdogmillionaire
WTF Beverly lol
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
YaMomsPantyDropper
All that back wash ;-;
KatWoman
They are sucking each other off
ClownShoeSalesMan
It makes me feel like they're 69-ing...
gamblingpoet
Shut up and stick this giant straw in your brain
hnggggg
Nothing disturbing about mutual sexual gratification
MrRandom314159
Not a 69.... more like a pq.
agentmcgee
Husband: "they're sucking each other off" Me: "from their heads?" Husband: "they're dickheads" me: *snorts laughing* husband: *dances*
scumdogmillionaire
Please give that man a high five for me.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
I just thought they were drinking juice....
sandwichcommander
That's when I realized my innocence was gone.
motherfuckingoedipussy
A few of these were oddly sexual. The dish washing hot tub, the potato peeling itself, etc. There's a whole world of possibilities.
emilioooooo
idk the potato felt very creepy, shedding of skin?
emilioooooo
I scrolled for this comment. I'm content now. +1
KayDigs
#20 It came of as explicitly sexual to me...
foxpause
There were far more disturbing ones than that, including the still smiling corpse of the suicide corn cob
ThatOneMusicGuy
Sharing is caring :D *FORCEFULLY SUCKS THE DICK OF A STRANGER*
tinyFlailingArms
*gracefully ejaculates in your mouth*
plusoneforyou
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
neighbordog
Na... CI... Nazi?
benene
*gasp* sodium chloride is insalted!
solitaryDoesThingsToaMan
Adding insalt to injury
iamireland
What am I missing with the lobster... cowboy... pasta... salt... thing?
AlxEverett
Spaghetti western is the pun, but it doesn't usually have shrimp where I'm from.
iamireland
Really? God, that's awful.
CatsAndNinjas
Maybe it should have been a meatball cowboy. That....sounds wrong, somehow.
ss25
What's the deal with the camera on the toilet?
PsuPepperoni
He's out of TP(film)
PutThatDown
It ran out film on the roll the same way a person would run out of a roll of toilet paper
ss25
Thanks!
crissarvizu
Anyone else notice The sad life of match stick?: Gets mocked because he's a virgin. Gets fired. And then he's dead : (
McTheKnife
You deserve more points, thats touchingly beautiful.
crissarvizu
PutThatDown
Haha this is brilliant
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Why is shrimp using spaghetti to lasso the salt shaker?
HarshHarvester
Perhaps a homage to a cowboy movie? I wondered about that picture too
UbenDaBear
I thought it was a crawfish.
ewokmermaid
Shrimp spaghetti is delicious.
CatsAndNinjas
The more I read your question, the more I can't breathe from laughing.
LedTemple
Spaghetti western?
melp682
I think it's supposed to be a spaghetti western.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Never thought I'd ever type something like that...
Macksiiie
Actually back in the 1700s Native American fishermen discovered shrimp and would often use it with a great deal of dishes not till 1/2
Macksiiie
1840 did the term used to explain bullshit come about and you read this.
TiniesTim
Rubik's cube on the left is unsolvable
FailFish
the story of my life
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Hence the complication.
KaJuN
I just bought one a few weeks ago. Man these things are addictive!
TiniesTim
They are indeed. You up to two-look oll/pll yet?
KaJuN
I'm still stuck not screwing up getting the 'bottom sixes' before finishing the last top face.
JustTheo
If some of you wonder how one knows that: There are no red-green-blue corners on the cube, hence not solvable.
Scigatt
That might just be non-standard colouring. You also need to look at the closest back corner to see that it is unsolvable.
TiniesTim
So what you're saying is that this isn't a rubik's cube?
sangheraj
I thought of that, but looking at the sides given, it still shouldn't exist
mathnerd314
Okay, I've spent far too long looking and I can't find the mistake. What is it?
TiniesTim
Corner has to have white or yellow face in it.
Scigatt
Not with non-standard colouring.
TiniesTim
So what you are saying is that this isn't a rubik's cube?