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KidKarless
They r better at getting your phone back from actual soldiers than us cops are at finding your car from a crackhead
varsipieru
So, don’t use a screen lock / pin code on your phone?
BaronSpaghetti
Vor + Orc = vorc. (“Vor” is “thief” in Russian. “
wr7eo57o
оу...
londonosierra2000
Russians are so miserably poor they steal stuff they've never got to enjoy. Poor Russians humiliated. Fnck greedy Putin.
wr7eo57o
оу...
Tsugumi
Roosevelt would be proud.
HailTheFSM
That sweet girl looks like my daughter. Fuck Putin.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
I haven't seen those necklaces in years. I loved those and other chokers.
msd3k
I hope they caved that orc's nuts in after they took that phone off him.
ITradeNewds
Apparently the riskiest have been looting tons of electronics and getting tracked by the Ukrainian army with them
rubybomb
For all the bullshit and evil its always the ukrainian soldiers coming through and giving a shit about the little things.
TheMajinVegeta
That soldier is a real
Monkeyfighter
I know "not all Russians" but it's getting harder and harder to not feel this way.
Mithi
"Invading Ukraine will be as easy as taking a mobile phone from a little girl."
simplefishy
The Russian grunt is someone you should keep kids away from
Mustakraken
Looting makes him a Russian *war criminal* grunt, so if he's lucky he can have an exciting future making big rocks into littler ones.
OneFinalEffortIsAllThatRemains
Unless it’s to throw rocks at in a small cage
latenightbreeze
Frankly the arguement that "the Russian soldiers dont know what they're doing" no longer holds water.
Kargathia
I'm sure they're blissfully unaware of the geo-political consequences of their rape, pillage, and murder.
Muffyns
Early on there were some that went to a police station and got arrested. People like them were probably innocent not knowing what theyre
Muffyns
Doing. Everyone else thats remained are guilty
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TheWombatStrikesAgain
"You're thinking. Makes you get arrested." - also Russia
NaughtButOne
I do not like this Rhinestone Cowboy parody.
CommunCreator
No, the meter doesn’t work at all.
theangryjanitor
Yes, he is my rhinestone daddy- Russian apparently
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Considering how much they are looting, they can officially be called gold-diggers.
darxide
Plot twist: It was his and that was Putin's number.
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Not many rhinestones on the picture phone tho
Dayltboi9
Powerbank had the rhine
polarbearbaby
The way I understand the caption is that the juice box had rhinestones, not the phone.
Zaranthan
I've never heard of a battery referred to as a juice box, but I'm doing it from now on.
polarbearbaby
You’re welcome! I’ve called portable cell chargers that for prolly a dozen years; it made sense to my brain that that’s what they were.
DeadeicPrints
"And a powerbank with rhinestones"
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
It appears my reading comprehension skills leave something to be desired
DeadeicPrints
I do that kind of stuff all the time tbh
Targe0
Happens a lot, sometimes the brain will just make shit up as you're reading stiff. Like with the jumbled sentences that you can still read>
Targe0
because the brain just auto completes words that are close to right without you fully realizing they are wrong.
JustFeedMePieDammit
Can you imagine using Ukrainians having a pride parade as a reason to commit genocide and then claiming the blinged-up phone with “daddy”…
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RussianMathNinja
Not to rub it in too much, but it is in fact Monday.
taralanth
JustFeedMePieDammit
…as a contact on it is your phone?
Teyken
You are talking about people who are fine with raping toddlers...
BarryTheCyborg
Fascists don't live in the realm of reason
ahorseelbowdeepinme
What's this about a pride parade?
DameDePiques
Gays ! Gay nazi Ukrainians everywhere! Mother Russia is not safe.
JohnSmithterms
Many Russians really .... really hate liberalism and homosexuals. Certainly anyone in government or in the public is not allowed to have 1/?
JohnSmithterms
pro lgbt views. There are many examples of guys being beaten for "looking a bit gay" over the last decade or more. 2/2
FailureTowne
Ukraine has an annual Pride parade. Putin has used it as an example of Ukrainian degeneracy
Arcian
Can't wait to see how the LGBT tankies defending Putin are gonna spin this one...
Sloppydrunkcatlady
..... are there any?
Silarcta
Tankes are so common in some trans communities on reddit, to a point where trans people I know shun them. Apparently they blame capitalism +
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ahorseelbowdeepinme
So the hotbed of nazis is too liberal? Come on, Russia.
TheS4ndm4n
Russia defines "nazi" as "anti-Russian". And since Russia has had a "don't say gay" law before Florida did, they view anything pro-gay nazi.
akefay
It's consistent. Russians, like many conservatives, say liberal democracy is neo-nazism in disguise.
Zaranthan
Those damn Nazis and their queer rights are ruining society!
ahorseelbowdeepinme