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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN0MW--7yY
Not sure how fun these are without sound, but worth a shot i guess :)
Quack19
Oh..ze Germanz's humorz!!! Zö funnï!!!!
fakefucknfireplace
The bag toss got me!
thecatinthehat
Reminds me of the boon dock saints
CaptainGregarious
These are freakin' hilarious. Love it
HorseMcFucker
"WHO'S GONNA FUCKING STOP ME, EH?!"
wiwala
First i thought this one was the least hillarious... now i think its the best one^^
holomanga
IM ON A LSIT NOW KEK
twofishtails
Have an obvious shuddering orgasm when you walk through the portal.
NomDeImguerre
I can vouch for #8.
howagaarnfromstrala
Brilliant
S4telliteJ4ck
I'm actually gonna try that last one.
SAMnotsoWISE
Wunderbar
gringogoth
Sehr schön
MiyagieOne
Herzerwärmend
NoKangaroosInAustria
Großartig
gringogoth
Geil!!!!!
absolutelyido
#8. Really would love #8
SuckAnElf
I just flew and apparently there was a stow away steak knife in my carryon. I was mortified and still have no clue how it got there.
twofishtails
It's a classic prank. Someone who didn't have yer best interests in mind put it there. That's why they ask if you packed yer own bags.
frojjn
Wonderful =)
teuro
These are every person in front of me in a line.
astronave
The casual murder was the best.
SemiSolidSnake
These are all things Mr. Bean would do
KarmaRaven23
A classmate was asked to remove her shoes, and she said "I left my bomb at home". She was held by TSA for almost an hour for that "joke".
kissmyassets
TIL that my last name ALMOST means things. One letter off. Just a home run after all.
damsizerooster
I had a bayonet i got in Turkey. I went through Frankfurt and they were cool about it.
boyonabike
Michael Kessler. Not his first "10 Things you shouldnt do..." video btw
Devante
Hopefully his last though. This wasn't funny.
thomaskroni
Oh those not so silly Germans!
Devante
Dast ist joke.
CanadianMooseRider
Would it be in the top 10 though?
boyonabike
I would say so, yes. Some of them are even more fun to watch though.
coitophobic
Like this: https://youtu.be/vycpYgaZp8Y
GoodorBadWhosToSay
Hooray for Pussirider, the Sauce Provider!
regalia13
Brb learning more German so I can understand more of these. He looks funny!
Dominian
First word you learn about Kessler is : Nasenmann
BigTruckRegularPenis
The 10 drugs is my favorite one
DevilishlyHandsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWLksTAnuFE
Trespas
Here's the YT link for those who don't feel like googling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN0MW--7yY
frickenunbelievable
Went through Munchen, forgot my 2 inch pocket knife. Beautiful polizie blonde thought it was cute, put it back in my pack. She had an uzi.
dashers
Pre 9/11 I forgot my pocket knife, just passed it through and went on the plane with it.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
I'm not 100% sure what you just said, but I like how you said it. +1
kuemmel
For the knife guys: Don't bring expensive knives to Ger. Carrying locking,-one-handed knives is usually banned if you have no reason
andrewthemiller
Where the hell do you find a TSA agent in a suit?
sms001
It's a German show.
arawana
I've thrown my keys over the metal detector and caught them on the other side. I was so proud of myself.
interloperftv1
Oh, german humor.
SlySpiderBro
"I am funnybot"
BananaBard
German humor? Go watch "look who's back" one netflix... trust me it's funny
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WizardKaboom
Thats no laughing matter
VEpsilon
Check out Martina Hill, she's amazing. Also watch her videos amirite ayyyy
interloperftv1
I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter!
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entookiee
As an austrian: no, theyre not.
goldhasilein2000
You are allowed to come back?
GoldenPenisOfWisdom
As a german: Be prepared, this is what you get from TTIP!
ragnarLothbrock
They can never be prepared for the mess we are ;) also, TTIP is pretty much dead
Cal1te
Is it? Shit out it keeps cropping up in the UK every now and then. It seems like they are trying to keep it going quietly here.
kuemmel
Glad the Sueddeutsche got a hold on these 'secret' papers. A fine sample of the US perspective on honesty.
kuemmel
*I should say US government, sorry folks.
ThatCanadianViking
I really wanna do the second one.. see if I get arrested at the courthouse.
Ketheres
Others have clearly seen all that shit before, not giving a single fuck.
GlassAsylum
@nickiface I vote for number 10
WileEColi
"Quiet, you fool, you'll blow my cover!"
NegativeX16
The first was the best.
dietderpsy
The most hostile reception I have ever gotten was going through security at Frankfurt Airport.
Botarel
I feel like there's a story here .....